You guys are complaining about $10 beers at a club? $9 beers at White River concerts here...and I'm sure you could ask some drunk girl to give you a free show....
Especially with Def Leppard coming in Sept. You may find a nice girl there wearing some 80's getup..
like this girl?
Can you take that picture of my mother down, please?
strip clubs are a tease to me. how the hell am i supposed to have boobs in my face and not touch em. for the amount of i'd spend at a strip club, i'd rather get a hooker off of backpage.com and take em to the commack inn. locals will get this.
Backpage.com, Dammit, company software blocking access.
strip clubs are a tease to me. how the hell am i supposed to have boobs in my face and not touch em. for the amount of i'd spend at a strip club, i'd rather get a hooker off of backpage.com and take em to the commack inn. locals will get this.
Backpage.com, Dammit, company software blocking access.
I knew a guy who spent $600 on one girl...still went home unsatisfied...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I used to frequent them a lot before I could get into actual bars. I've only been a few times since, for bachelor parties. I've not been to one in probably five years or so. I understand they can be sleazy, but here in Texas we have some high quality ones. And while there may be no sex in the Champagne Room as Bill Clinton defines it, I know guys who've gotten bj's and hj's after dropping $50 plus on a girl. But I never went to one of these places with that intention. Just a fun place to go with a group of guys wanting to admire scantily clad women.
The single great time I had at a strip club was back in like 1995 when we randomly stumbled into one in West Palm Beach after a Metallica concert:
I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.
Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!
Never been a fan, been once with school friends years ago, never again.
Here you get a cesspit of scum that show up, from Bikies to drug dealers, to plain old violent thugs.
And I am not a fan of plastic women that come up to me rubbing themselves on me trying to get me to pay them for a private session.
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The single great time I had at a strip club was back in like 1995 when we randomly stumbled into one in West Palm Beach after a Metallica concert:
I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.
Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!
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Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Can you take that picture of my mother down, please?
Backpage.com, Dammit, company software blocking access.
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Penthouse Club in philly.... "Where the magazine comes to life..."
Had my lap dance she says :
"So..do you want to go to the next room?"
I said : "The next room?"
She says : "Yeah....$250 for a half-hour.."
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
I was afraid to ask
I would assume I wouldn't have left with blue balls though
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Its still cheaper than my ex-girlfriend. :P
I'd only need about 3 minutes
:eh:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Dontcha remember that chris rock song?
There is no sex in the champagne room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBdVpNc9BZ0
you could see if they pro-rate it for you.. 3 min: $25
I knew a guy who spent $600 on one girl...still went home unsatisfied...
- Christopher McCandless
Wow..thats bad
I never spend more than $60 or so usually 2 lap dances
I end up spending more on Alcohol
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I may look into that
:think:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
i've known people to spend a whole lot more than that.
shakedown street? what's that
I know me too...it's crazy
I'd rather finish the job at home and not pay
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I had my sunglasses on top of my head from earlier in the day, but as I walked into the place, the glasses dropped down onto my face and I joked that I should get in free because I looked like a blind guy. Well, I didnt think they would go for it, but I got in free, they walked me to the front of the place and I did my best Stevie Wonder impression for about an hour. I got 4-5 free lapdances, a few free drinks, and one girl said she felt so bad that she grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her fake boobs. They werent bad. But I prefer real boobs, thank you very much.
Do not try this without consulting me first.. you risk gettting your ass kicked, btw!
Here you get a cesspit of scum that show up, from Bikies to drug dealers, to plain old violent thugs.
And I am not a fan of plastic women that come up to me rubbing themselves on me trying to get me to pay them for a private session.