XMAS - What'd ya get 'em?

JonnyPistachio

dcfaithful wrote:

Spouse, significant other, family, friends...whatever. What did everyone get for gifts this year?

For my lady:

- some lotions and soaps
- couple pair of earrings
- some candles
- chocolates, nuts and a nutcracker, a mini whisk, and cool bottle stopper
- a french press
- a set of mexican bubble glass drinking glasses
- one of those measuring cups that is a sliding cylinder...pretty cool, and she had been talking about it for a while.
- Flowerbomb perfume ($$$)
- A jar with 365 slips of paper, one for each day with a reason why I love her. (You've gotta have that cheesy shit.)

Still need a few more stocking stuffers... :?

So, what'd ya get 'em?

Some cool stuff man.. I might steal some ideas!

Although I did give the little lady an engagment ring on Dec.4th -- hope she doesnt expect too much more as I dont have too much dough to throw around. I did get her an awesome glow-in-the-dark hula hoop. She hula hoopes like an hour every other day.

Phantom Pain

JonnyPistachio wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Spouse, significant other, family, friends...whatever. What did everyone get for gifts this year?

For my lady:

- some lotions and soaps
- couple pair of earrings
- some candles
- chocolates, nuts and a nutcracker, a mini whisk, and cool bottle stopper
- a french press
- a set of mexican bubble glass drinking glasses
- one of those measuring cups that is a sliding cylinder...pretty cool, and she had been talking about it for a while.
- Flowerbomb perfume ($$$)
- A jar with 365 slips of paper, one for each day with a reason why I love her. (You've gotta have that cheesy shit.)

Still need a few more stocking stuffers... :?

So, what'd ya get 'em?

Some cool stuff man.. I might steal some ideas!

Although I did give the little lady an engagment ring on Dec.4th -- hope she doesnt expect too much more as I dont have too much dough to throw around. I did get her an awesome glow-in-the-dark hula hoop. She hula hoopes like an hour every other day.

I bought those glow in the dark condomns one year..wow what a show stopper

But hula hoops are cool too

weekapaug19

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

SPEEDY MCCREADY

weekapaug19 wrote:

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

HEY CONGRATS!!!!!!!

Now thats a nice gift!!!!

dcfaithful

Phantom Pain wrote:

I bought those glow in the dark condomns one year..wow what a show stopper

But hula hoops are cool too

The closest thing to real life lightsabers.

dcfaithful

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

weekapaug19 wrote:

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

HEY CONGRATS!!!!!!!

Now thats a nice gift!!!!

No doubt! Congratulations.

81

weekapaug19 wrote:

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

baller

weekapaug19

dcfaithful wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

weekapaug19 wrote:

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

HEY CONGRATS!!!!!!!

Now thats a nice gift!!!!

No doubt! Congratulations.

thanks folks!!! can't wait...12 more days

SPEEDY MCCREADY

dcfaithful wrote:

I usually get outdone on XMAS morning and look like a jackass:

"A jar w/ 365 love mementos?! What the hell is this shit??"

I am going to write a book....

"365 Reasons why Guys Should be Kicked in the Balls"

And the #1 reason why guys should be kicked in the balls????

"For buying the wife a jar with 365 love mementos"!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

Phantom Pain

dcfaithful wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

I bought those glow in the dark condomns one year..wow what a show stopper

But hula hoops are cool too

The closest thing to real life lightsabers.

I don't know about you...but I hope there isn't another lightsaber in the room

:?

Unless it's YODA...freaky fantasy I know

dcfaithful

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

I usually get outdone on XMAS morning and look like a jackass:

"A jar w/ 365 love mementos?! What the hell is this shit??"

I am going to write a book....

"365 Reasons why Guys Should be Kicked in the Balls"

And the #1 reason why guys should be kicked in the balls????

"For buying the wife a jar with 365 love mementos"!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

Bought my ass, that shit is homemade! The caviat is that I get 365 days of sex.

dcfaithful

Phantom Pain wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

I bought those glow in the dark condomns one year..wow what a show stopper

But hula hoops are cool too

The closest thing to real life lightsabers.

I don't know about you...but I hope there isn't another lightsaber in the room

:?

Unless it's YODA...freaky fantasy I know

Nothing like losing your homosexual v-card to Master Yoda. :wtf:

Phantom Pain

81 wrote:

weekapaug19 wrote:

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

baller

Not exactly....

dcfaithful

Phantom Pain wrote:

81 wrote:

weekapaug19 wrote:

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

baller

Not exactly....

dcfaithful

Phantom Pain wrote:

81 wrote:

weekapaug19 wrote:

a house (closing on the 27th). kind of hard to keep that one a secert from her

baller

Not exactly....

At least he chose the nice neighborhood?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

dcfaithful wrote:

Bought my ass, that shit is homemade! The caviat is that I get 365 days of sex.

Lets see....If I had to come up with 365 reasons why I love her.....

Reason #1...

"Because last Sunday you were considerate, and waited a WHOLE 10 minutes after you came home from work, before you started whining and bitching about me laying on the couch, and watching football all day"........

hehehehehe

Phantom Pain

dcfaithful wrote:

Nothing like losing your homosexual v-card to Master Yoda. :wtf:

"Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.hmmmmm"

dcfaithful

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Bought my ass, that shit is homemade! The caviat is that I get 365 days of sex.

Lets see....If I had to come up with 365 reasons why I love her.....

Reason #1...

"Because last Sunday you were considerate, and waited a WHOLE 10 minutes after you came home from work, before you started whining and bitching about me laying on the couch, and watching football all day"........

hehehehehe

Give it another 4-5 years, and I might not have a years worth of reasons.

dcfaithful

Fuck you worldofstock.com.

81

dcfaithful wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

I usually get outdone on XMAS morning and look like a jackass:

"A jar w/ 365 love mementos?! What the hell is this shit??"

I am going to write a book....

"365 Reasons why Guys Should be Kicked in the Balls"

And the #1 reason why guys should be kicked in the balls????

"For buying the wife a jar with 365 love mementos"!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

Bought my ass, that shit is homemade! The caviat is that I get 365 days of sex.

even worse. turn in your man card at the front desk.

dcfaithful

81 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

I am going to write a book....

"365 Reasons why Guys Should be Kicked in the Balls"

And the #1 reason why guys should be kicked in the balls????

"For buying the wife a jar with 365 love mementos"!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

Bought my ass, that shit is homemade! The caviat is that I get 365 days of sex.

even worse. turn in your man card at the front desk.

dcfaithful

Could be worse...

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Reason #2.....

Because you were really THINKING last week, when after I went to the store, in the snow, bought the new shovel and salt, proceeded to shovel for 20 minutes, freezing my ass off......decided to come in and warm up for a few minutes....

When you came up with this line......

"Aren't you gonna finish shoveling the driveway"??????????

hehehehehehe

81

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Reason #2.....

Because you were really THINKING last week, when after I went to the store, in the snow, bought the new shovel and salt, proceeded to shovel for 20 minutes, freezing my ass off......decided to come in and warm up for a few minutes....

When you came up with this line......

"Aren't you gonna finish shoveling the driveway"??????????

hehehehehehe

20 minutes and you didn't have it done? what the hell were you doing out there? hehe

Elusive

dcfaithful wrote:

Spouse, significant other, family, friends...whatever. What did everyone get for gifts this year?

For my lady:

- some lotions and soaps
- couple pair of earrings
- some candles
- chocolates, nuts and a nutcracker, a mini whisk, and cool bottle stopper
- a french press
- a set of mexican bubble glass drinking glasses
- one of those measuring cups that is a sliding cylinder...pretty cool, and she had been talking about it for a while.
- Flowerbomb perfume ($$$)
- A jar with 365 slips of paper, one for each day with a reason why I love her. (You've gotta have that cheesy shit.)

Still need a few more stocking stuffers... :?

So, what'd ya get 'em?

I'm sorry but this is a list of the most cliche gifts I have ever seen. These are the gifts you get people when you don't know them very well, except for the french press which is an awesome gift.
Seriously, I don't mean this to sound rude, but if my husband gave me these default gifts and I got him a new record player (which I did) I would seriously start wondering if he knew me at all. There's gotta be something your lady wants and I'm thinking its definitely not a fucking lotion and soap set.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Elusive wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Spouse, significant other, family, friends...whatever. What did everyone get for gifts this year?

For my lady:

- some lotions and soaps
- couple pair of earrings
- some candles
- chocolates, nuts and a nutcracker, a mini whisk, and cool bottle stopper
- a french press
- a set of mexican bubble glass drinking glasses
- one of those measuring cups that is a sliding cylinder...pretty cool, and she had been talking about it for a while.
- Flowerbomb perfume ($$$)
- A jar with 365 slips of paper, one for each day with a reason why I love her. (You've gotta have that cheesy shit.)

Still need a few more stocking stuffers... :?

So, what'd ya get 'em?

I'm sorry but this is a list of the most cliche gifts I have ever seen. These are the gifts you get people when you don't know them very well, except for the french press which is an awesome gift.
Seriously, I don't mean this to sound rude, but if my husband gave me these default gifts and I got him a new record player (which I did) I would seriously start wondering if he knew me at all. There's gotta be something your lady wants and I'm thinking its definitely not a fucking lotion and soap set.

Well...

At least you didnt mean to sound rude.......

81

Elusive wrote:

I'm sorry but this is a list of the most cliche gifts I have ever seen. These are the gifts you get people when you don't know them very well, except for the french press which is an awesome gift.
Seriously, I don't mean this to sound rude, but if my husband gave me these default gifts and I got him a new record player (which I did) I would seriously start wondering if he knew me at all. There's gotta be something your lady wants and I'm thinking its definitely not a fucking lotion and soap set.

:popcorn:

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Reason #2.....

Because you were really THINKING last week, when after I went to the store, in the snow, bought the new shovel and salt, proceeded to shovel for 20 minutes, freezing my ass off......decided to come in and warm up for a few minutes....

When you came up with this line......

"Aren't you gonna finish shoveling the driveway"??????????

hehehehehehe

20 minutes and you didn't have it done? what the hell were you doing out there? hehe

Bullshitting with the neighbors....

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Elusive wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Spouse, significant other, family, friends...whatever. What did everyone get for gifts this year?

For my lady:

- some lotions and soaps
- couple pair of earrings
- some candles
- chocolates, nuts and a nutcracker, a mini whisk, and cool bottle stopper
- a french press
- a set of mexican bubble glass drinking glasses
- one of those measuring cups that is a sliding cylinder...pretty cool, and she had been talking about it for a while.
- Flowerbomb perfume ($$$)
- A jar with 365 slips of paper, one for each day with a reason why I love her. (You've gotta have that cheesy shit.)

Still need a few more stocking stuffers... :?

So, what'd ya get 'em?

I'm sorry but this is a list of the most cliche gifts I have ever seen. These are the gifts you get people when you don't know them very well, except for the french press which is an awesome gift.
Seriously, I don't mean this to sound rude, but if my husband gave me these default gifts and I got him a new record player (which I did) I would seriously start wondering if he knew me at all. There's gotta be something your lady wants and I'm thinking its definitely not a fucking lotion and soap set.

And the Winner of....

"The most obnoxious post in the history of the Pearl Jam message pit goes to".....


hehehehehe

dcfaithful

Elusive wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Spouse, significant other, family, friends...whatever. What did everyone get for gifts this year?

For my lady:

- some lotions and soaps
- couple pair of earrings
- some candles
- chocolates, nuts and a nutcracker, a mini whisk, and cool bottle stopper
- a french press
- a set of mexican bubble glass drinking glasses
- one of those measuring cups that is a sliding cylinder...pretty cool, and she had been talking about it for a while.
- Flowerbomb perfume ($$$)
- A jar with 365 slips of paper, one for each day with a reason why I love her. (You've gotta have that cheesy shit.)

Still need a few more stocking stuffers... :?

So, what'd ya get 'em?

I'm sorry but this is a list of the most cliche gifts I have ever seen. These are the gifts you get people when you don't know them very well, except for the french press which is an awesome gift.
Seriously, I don't mean this to sound rude, but if my husband gave me these default gifts and I got him a new record player (which I did) I would seriously start wondering if he knew me at all. There's gotta be something your lady wants and I'm thinking its definitely not a fucking lotion and soap set.

Thanks for the tip. However, all of these were expressed as being wanted are are very much gifts that represent who my lady is.

I hope you're satisfied with what you get this year.

Merry fuckin' Christmas.