***The Official Cricket Lovers Thread***

pjfan31

Carry on Gents

pjfan31

Come on theserialthrilla. I've gone all day with no reply in this thread.

theserialthrilla

catefrances

i say when we win the ashes series, we swipe that little urn... screw that waterford crystal trophy... and bring it back to australia. surely someone can slip it into their pocket. then dare them to come get it back.

pjfan31

catefrances wrote:

i say when we win the ashes series, we swipe that little urn... screw that waterford crystal trophy... and bring it back to australia. surely someone can slip it into their pocket. then dare them to come get it back.

Might not get through customs. See we have standards in this country. Meaning; Some of the poms might not get through either.

pjfan31

Slightly off the topic of Ashes, I got invited to the one dayer between Aust and Sri Lanka next Friday. A good chance at going, not 100% sure. Free and in the members, meaning; Full Strength beer mother fuckers.....

(I realise, it is probably only the scg with its ban on full strength beer, because of the Barmy Army. But when you get it, it is oh so sweet)

theserialthrilla

pjfan31 wrote:

catefrances wrote:

i say when we win the ashes series, we swipe that little urn... screw that waterford crystal trophy... and bring it back to australia. surely someone can slip it into their pocket. then dare them to come get it back.

Might not get through customs. See we have standards in this country. Meaning; Some of the poms might not get through either.

the past is the past ..


ashes to ashes
dust to dust
we got the ashes
you got a lot of dust

catefrances

jeez thrilla i hope your team plays cricket better than you do poetry.

theserialthrilla

i googled that as well.

my poems are not that good

theserialthrilla

Ashes can restore cricket credibility: Flower
(AFP) – 3 hours ago

LONDON — England coach Andy Flower believes the upcoming Ashes series can help restore some of cricket's credibility after a scandal-tainted summer.

Allegations of corruption tarnished cricket's image during Pakistan's recent tour of England, with three players suspended after allegedly plotting to bowl deliberate no balls for cash. All three Pakistani players deny the allegations.

The saga, which has led to suspicions being raised about a series of other matches, has continued to cast a shadow over the sport.

Flower believes however that England and Australia can provide a showcase for cricket when the latest instalment of their historic rivalry gets under way with the first Test in Brisbane on November 25.

"The second half of the summer was bad for the game, there's no doubt about that," Flower said.

"But I think the series that Australia have just had in India was an excellent Test series, albeit only two matches long.

"With the inevitable scrutiny on an Ashes series, it should be a great spectacle for people.

"We all have a responsibility to the game to make sure its image is strong and healthy."

Flower meanwhile is trying to dampen down the hype surrounding the forthcoming series, where England will attempt to win the Ashes on Australian soil for the first time in more than 20 years.

"It is important for our guys to keep it all in perspective," Flower said. "Beating the Australians, we will have to be at our best to do that.

"We're willing to take that on and confront it fully.

"But I do ask them to keep things in perspective because I think that's the best way to go about this job. If you don't, you can build it up into something bigger than it is."

Flower said he was hoping to strip away the intimidating mystique of trying to beat Australia on their home soil, instead encouraging his players to look forward to the series as a career highlight.

"I don't think there's anything to be afraid of in Australia," he said.

"It's actually a tour that should be welcomed; it should be one of the highlights of people's cricketing careers, to go on an Ashes tour of Australia.

"That means enjoying the challenges that you face on the field and also enjoying seeing another country, seeing another culture, meeting new people."

theserialthrilla

Hosted by Back to Google NewsAnderson fit for Ashes opener: Flower
(AFP) – 21 hours ago

LONDON — Injured strike bowler James Anderson is winning his race to be fit for England's opening Ashes series Test match in Brisbane next month, team director Andy Flower revealed Monday.

Speaking to journalists in London, Flower said Anderson was recovering well after cracking a rib during a controversial boxing session with team-mates at England's recent training camp in Germany.

Anderson may even be fit for some of the warm-up games leading into the first Test, which gets under way on November 25, Flower said.

"He's already bowling at 75 percent, so he should be fine for the first Test," Flower said.

"More than likely, he'll be okay for two of those warm-up games."

Anderson was crocked after being hit by a team-mate -- reportedly Chris Tremlett -- during an unorthodox training camp that has been criticised as unnecessarily risky so close to the Ashes.

However, Flower insisted he had no regrets about the camp.

"No, none at all," he said. "It's was an excellent camp, actually, and I think the players and management that were involved in it did things that they might never have done before in their lives and might never do again, and it was a very healthy experience."

Flower also dismissed description of the training exercise as a boot camp.

"The term 'boot camp' is associated with punishment in some way," he said.

"I might do some stupid things in my time but punishing players - and over five days - is not one of them. Obviously, Jim getting injured was not part of the plan, but these things happen."

Flower meanwhile said he was not concerned by the patchy form of star batsman Kevin Pietersen, who has not scored a Test century since March 2009.

Pietersen's attempt to play his way into form during a recent stint in South Africa with Natal also flopped, with the batsman scoring only 36 and a second ball duck during two first-class innings.

"He's very well; he enjoyed his trip to South Africa; and he's in a very good state of mind ready for the tour," Flower said.

"He didn't get many opportunities (for Natal). Unfortunately, the way the games panned out, he only got one innings in each game.

"But he did some really good work with the Natal side and I think it would've stood him in good stead.

"He feels good about his cricket; he feels confident going into Australia."

Flower also tipped Pietersen to respond to the pressure of playing in an Ashes series.

"He wants to make a big contribution and this is a great stage on which to do it," he said. "I expect even greater things from him than what he's done already, so I look forward to seeing him do that.

"I don't think he's on the downward trend."
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81

cricket eh...i'll take south africa

theserialthrilla

81 just think of it as baseball but with alot more skill and with out the over paid pitchers.

81

theserialthrilla wrote:

81 just think of it as baseball but with alot more skill and with out the over paid pitchers.

i've seen highlights...i'm good to go on the game.

actually, if it was on tv, i would take a peek to see what it's all about.

theserialthrilla

please only watch when we are beating the australians.. i cant take the banter from your side of the pond as well.

but im sure your be safe to watch at any time this tour as the oz team look washed out :P

pjfan31

theserialthrilla wrote:

please only watch when we are beating the australians.. i cant take the banter from your side of the pond as well.

but im sure your be safe to watch at any time this tour as the oz team look washed out :P

Haha, a poet and now a comedian too? is there any other hiddent talents we should know about?

Seriously....

Watson (in fine form, great when the ball is reverse swinging, a skill he picked up last summer)
Katich (one of the most successful openers in Aust history, and that is even comparing him to Langer & Hayden)
Ponting (say no more)
Clarke (If he finds his ashes 2009 form he will be good)
Hussey (needs to improve his form, but never doubt him)
North (um......)
Haddin (one of the better keeper batsmen in the world)
Johnson (just wait till you see him at his best. eg vs sth africa at Waca he took 8for, that day he arrvied in int cricket)
Hauritz..... (um.....)
Hilfenhaus (Great new ball bowler)
Dougie Bollinger (watch out for this guy, if he is fit, I think he will be the player to watch he's taken 49 wickets @23.79 in 11 tests where as your sissy little mate broad has played triple the tests, taken less than double his wickets and is averaging 34.30)

theserialthrilla

Seriously....

Watson (in fine form, great when the ball is reverse swinging, a skill he picked up last summer) :?
:? :? :? seems to get to 40-50 but never presses on of late.

Katich (one of the most successful openers in Aust history, and that is even comparing him to Langer & Hayden) ok thats fair enough

Ponting (say no more) NO MORE.. and seems to be loosing it on the field as a captain scratching head think who do i bowl

Clarke (If he finds his ashes 2009 form he will be good) IF IF IF IF AND NEVER THE NEXT CAPTAIN

Hussey (needs to improve his form, but never doubt him)0-20 or 100 gotto get him early

North (um......)can score fast but also can throw himself on his sword well bat

Haddin (one of the better keeper batsmen in the world)but not the best.we have him

Johnson (just wait till you see him at his best. eg vs sth africa at Waca he took 8for, that day he arrvied in int cricket)you got a good memory how long ago was that.hes looks to blow cold more then hot to me..has 1 good test in 5..but that one he seems to win the match by himself..crap in the field

Hauritz..... (um.....)yeah ummm he looks like he can do it but .hes got big boots to fill..

Hilfenhaus (Great new ball bowler)i agree but does pointing never bowls him enough..needs new ball more

Dougie Bollinger (watch out for this guy, if he is fit, I think he will be the player to watch he's taken 49 wickets @23.79 in 11 tests where as your sissy little mate broad has played triple the tests, taken less than double his wickets and is averaging 34.30) will take your word as ive not seen much of him..

pjfan31

Can I say thank you for a well informed opinion.

Thing I like about Dougie is that he makes batsman play, more often than not. And if your playing at the ball, there is more chance you will get out.

Johnson was 2 seasons ago. He followed it up with a good tour to south africa. Im looking forward to it, less than a month to go.

Thoughts_Arrive

Your ass is grass!

Thoughts_Arrive

catefrances wrote:

jeez thrilla i hope your team plays cricket better than you do poetry.

Thoughts_Arrive

theserialthrilla wrote:

please only watch when we are beating the australians.. i cant take the banter from your side of the pond as well.

but im sure your be safe to watch at any time this tour as the oz team look washed out :P

Dear serialthriller,

Another outburst like the one quoted above and this will be me and you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO2DRjLuXOg

Fancy yourself in bandit country?

Lemon...spell it you c***

Regards,
T_A