Things You Can't Look Cool Doing

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Clubbing baby seals
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
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    I remember when that, to me, was the epitome of cool. :lol: (Her outfit more than his, though.)
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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    I Rocked that in Junior High School :(
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
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    I Rocked that in Junior High School :(

    and you didn't look cool
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Peeing while sprinting?
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Peeing while sprinting?

    Actually I think that would look pretty cool.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    any volunteers for an experiment? :lol:















    :|
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    rollings wrote:
    Peeing while sprinting?

    Actually I think that would look pretty cool.

    :lol:

    Ok, maybe if you're watching, it would be funny. it would be like a sprinkler, shooting all over in every direction..
    But I like your experiment idea. I have a waterproof Go-Pro camera that attaches to ones head. I think we should film everything in this thread and start a youtube channel. :)
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rollings wrote:
    Peeing while sprinting?

    Actually I think that would look pretty cool.

    you do know that the guys in the Tour de France pee while racing right?
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    RKCNDY wrote:
    rollings wrote:
    Peeing while sprinting?

    Actually I think that would look pretty cool.

    you do know that the guys in the Tour de France pee while racing right?
    Just like an 007 Bond car laying an oil slick?
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Jason P wrote:
    Just like an 007 Bond car laying an oil slick?

    that's what the pic looks like...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    Just like an 007 Bond car laying an oil slick?

    that's what the pic looks like...
    I'm scared to even try to Google that. :?
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,890
    Jason P wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    Just like an 007 Bond car laying an oil slick?

    that's what the pic looks like...
    I'm scared to even try to Google that. :?
    Most of them actually don't pee in their shorts or spray while riding. They stop and pee on the shoulder of the road without getting off the bike. I'm sure a few weirdos pee all over themselves, but not most! :)
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Most of them actually don't pee in their shorts. They stop and pee on the shoulder of the road without getting off the bike. I'm sure a few weirdos pee all over themselves, but not most! :)

    actually there is a pic of them whipping it out and peeing as they cycle...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,890
    RKCNDY wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Most of them actually don't pee in their shorts. They stop and pee on the shoulder of the road without getting off the bike. I'm sure a few weirdos pee all over themselves, but not most! :)

    actually there is a pic of them whipping it out and peeing as they cycle...
    Yeah, I know, but most of the riders don't tend to do that! ... At least, that's according to an ex BF of mine who is French and has been a spectator.... he could have been full of shit though! He is French! :lolno: ;)
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    humiliating another person ...
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Artificially inseminating a horse.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DS1119 wrote:
    Artificially inseminating a horse.
    :wtf: My director talks about this process ALL the time. We actually each take a drink of water every time she mentions something about horse sex :? :lol:

    Talking with your hands as you're holding a cup of coffee and splashing it all over yourself :roll:
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    pandora wrote:
    humiliating another person ...

    Pandora, you are such a square.

    :P
    .......

    .......
    :(

    Damnit! :x
    you're right.....
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Walking barefoot on a crushed shell driveway.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Doing the wave at a ballet.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Walking barefoot on a crushed shell driveway.


    :lol:
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    DS1119 wrote:
    Doing the wave at a ballet.
    Doing the wave at a NFL game. :thumbdown:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Riding a Shetland pony with your underwear on the outside.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Carrying a murse.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    rollings wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    humiliating another person ...

    Pandora, you are such a square.

    :P
    .......

    .......
    :(

    Damnit! :x
    you're right.....
    :lol:
    I love you and your sense of humor! :lol:

    can't look cool getting gum off your shoe ... wonder if that has been posted ??
    mine had a mess of pine straw stuck to it so it looked extra not cool ... :lol:
  • yelling at your kids in public :nono:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Projectile vomiting
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    DS
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