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  • titchinellotitchinello Posts: 3,139
    one i had used on me once was a girl turned round to me and said

    "you Australian"
    "no" i said, "Why"

    "You wanna make me cum down under"

    Needles to say it worked :D
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  • yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    Pull up to a car with a lady in it at a stop light:

    Guy: Hey, nice shoes wanna screw? (You can't see her shoes........Get it? Ha,Ha :D ).....okay sorry

    Or

    Guy: Hey babe wanna go back to my place, get a pizza and F_ _ _?

    Girl: NO!!!

    Guy: What, you don't like pizza?
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    after finishing your meal:

    waitress: can i get you anything else?
    me: ya, i wanna buy you a drink. when do you get off?
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,332
    titchinello wrote:
    one i had used on me once was a girl turned round to me and said

    "you Australian"
    "no" i said, "Why"

    "You wanna make me cum down under"

    Needles to say it worked :D


    Nice one... I am so gunna use this when I eventually travel overseas...
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    This line is awesome......this would so work on me.....

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.

    :lol::lol::lol: Ahh I love it!! I would laugh at that.....at first....and then think "well hello there!! this guy has balls to say that....and he's funny....and obviously has x-ray vision through my shirt! He's a fucking keeper!" :lol:

    Should be a fucking hallmark card...I tell you! :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    So funny reading back on old posts!
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    edited January 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tncd84NYJ1Y#t=41s
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  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    I was told once as a pick-up line that I "looked like good breeding stock" :shock: :?
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,510
    Me: Will you visit me in jail after I am covicted of stealing your heart?
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Some lady at the sub shop just asked me if she could use the napkins on my table. What a lousy pick up line. She wanted me.

    Or maybe she just had shit on her face, i dunno..
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "get in the car"
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    you're under arrest
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    damn girl, do you need a doctor?
    no...why?
    'cause your body is SICK!
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