I will share with you my worst pick up line of all time.

pjfan31

I tried dancing with this girl, who is pretty damn hot.
She clearly wasn't interested, and she said to me

'I'm a lesbian'

I said,

'me too'.

Hoping she would accept me for some butch Lesbian. I think my beard gave it away.

Pearl Drummer

pjfan31

Pearl Drummer wrote:

Thank you. I will be here same time tomorrow.

Enkidu

Hilarious. You made me laugh out loud.

Brisk.

I got some good'ns...

Make very loud inappropriate ambulance siren sound over and over, That's an ambulance, coming to take me away because the sight of you just stopped my heart.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries? I want to know what type of pancakes to order you in the morning.

Look at her shirt label..Checking your label. Just as I thought. Made in heaven.

tvismyfriend

If your ______ is every itchy, give me a call and I'll scratch it with my _____.

"You got aids?"

"No."

"You want em?"


Now those are bad pick up lines.

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stargirl69

pjfan31 wrote:

I tried dancing with this girl, who is pretty damn hot.
She clearly wasn't interested, and she said to me

'I'm a lesbian'

I said,

'me too'.

Hoping she would accept me for some butch Lesbian. I think my beard gave it away.

... I laughed out loud at this.

youngster

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"You must be tired, cause you've been runnin through my mind all day."

And my all time favorite pick up line......





























"Wanna fuck?"

joejoe988

I have the dictionary tattooed on my ____. lemme put some words in your mouth

Pearl Drummer

joejoe988 wrote:

I have the dictionary tattooed on my ____. lemme put some words in your mouth

Thats a good one!!

mrvedderson

"Want me to rub it?"

StevieG

Here's a classic:

Talk to me or I'll follow you home.

BLACK35

joejoe988 wrote:

I have the dictionary tattooed on my ____. lemme put some words in your mouth

rhcpjam1029

"word of the day is 'legs.' why don't we go back to my place and 'spread the word.'"

"how do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilized?"

"if you thought chewbaca was hairy...wait until you see my wookie."

Kevinman

You wanna go halfs on a baby?


and


I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

12345AGNST1

You should've told her you were gay and just played along with it to eventually get in her pants. you know "just for fun" since your'e gay and all.

Back_Pedal

Here's some:

Guy: "Wanna go out with me?"

Girl: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

Guy: "I have a fish."

Girl: "What?"

Guy: "Sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."

Or:
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but do you want to fuck me?"

Or:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Nothingman54

Would you rather freeze to death or burned to death?

Franny

pjfan31 wrote:

I tried dancing with this girl, who is pretty damn hot.
She clearly wasn't interested, and she said to me

'I'm a lesbian'

I said,

'me too'.

Hoping she would accept me for some butch Lesbian. I think my beard gave it away.

Shocker!!! You could've come back with something better couldn't you??!! Maybe, you weren't butch enough for her. There is a real butch mum at our school....then we saw her partner...>WHOA<

ZiggyStar

pjfan31 wrote:

I tried dancing with this girl, who is pretty damn hot.
She clearly wasn't interested, and she said to me

'I'm a lesbian'

I said,

'me too'.

Hoping she would accept me for some butch Lesbian. I think my beard gave it away.

That's hilarious!!

You better show me a photo of your beard and I'll double check if that's what gave you away!

Gary Carter

do i make you horny


:P

works like a charm

pjfan31

ZiggyStar wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

I tried dancing with this girl, who is pretty damn hot.
She clearly wasn't interested, and she said to me

'I'm a lesbian'

I said,

'me too'.

Hoping she would accept me for some butch Lesbian. I think my beard gave it away.

That's hilarious!!

You better show me a photo of your beard and I'll double check if that's what gave you away!

Sure, here I am

Enkidu

Or:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Okay, that one made me laugh out loud too.

blenderman69

is there a mirror in your pocket?cause i can see myself in your pants

12345AGNST1

This thread should be renamed " never use these lines on girls".

Claireack

Someone wants said to me;

'To the king'

I was a little confused and obviously asked which king.

'f**king'

He obviously thought that would give him an in-road :roll:

Pearl Drummer

These are pretty dam funny..

"Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder"

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in"

haffajappa

Pearl Drummer wrote:

These are pretty dam funny..



"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in"

HAHAHAHAHA
That'll work for SURE!

Lizard

pjfan31 wrote:

I tried dancing with this girl, who is pretty damn hot.
She clearly wasn't interested, and she said to me

'I'm a lesbian'

I said,

'me too'.

Hoping she would accept me for some butch Lesbian. I think my beard gave it away.

Too funny......did you keep talking or walk away?

pjfan31

Lizard wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

I tried dancing with this girl, who is pretty damn hot.
She clearly wasn't interested, and she said to me

'I'm a lesbian'

I said,

'me too'.

Hoping she would accept me for some butch Lesbian. I think my beard gave it away.

Too funny......did you keep talking or walk away?

I kept talking to her for a while. Only bout 5 mins. I kept telling myself

'the harder the shell the sweeter the nut'

See I've had a bit of a good run with the ladies of late. SO my confidence is prob at an all time high. Took a knock, but man, honestly, I was just laughing all night. Even in the taxi on the way home, I just broke into laughter.