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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    This line is awesome......this would so work on me.....

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.

    :lol::lol::lol: Ahh I love it!! I would laugh at that.....at first....and then think "well hello there!! this guy has balls to say that....and he's funny....and obviously has x-ray vision through my shirt! He's a fucking keeper!" :lol:

    Should be a fucking hallmark card...I tell you! :lol:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Enkidu wrote:
    Or:
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Okay, that one made me laugh out loud too.


    That is easily the best one I have ever heard. Fucking hysterical.
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  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Enkidu wrote:
    Or:
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    Okay, that one made me laugh out loud too.


    That is easily the best one I have ever heard. Fucking hysterical.

    Now this is my kind of line.
  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    In college one of my friends tried "my face is leaving in 15 minutes....and I want you on it". She was not amused.
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  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    This line is awesome......this would so work on me.....

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.

    :lol::lol::lol: Ahh I love it!! I would laugh at that.....at first....and then think "well hello there!! this guy has balls to say that....and he's funny....and obviously has x-ray vision through my shirt! He's a fucking keeper!" :lol:

    Should be a fucking hallmark card...I tell you! :lol:
    ...i think i love you 8-)
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    pick up lines are dumb.
    i don't understand them.

    i go like this:

    me... hi im chad
    her... hi im woman
    me... mind if i write poetry all over your warm nude flesh?
    her... that is exactly what i need, what i desire the most out of a man.
    me... im all over it
    me... i hope you have fruit and massage oil???


    simple shit
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    blenderman69 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    This line is awesome......this would so work on me.....

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.

    :lol::lol::lol: Ahh I love it!! I would laugh at that.....at first....and then think "well hello there!! this guy has balls to say that....and he's funny....and obviously has x-ray vision through my shirt! He's a fucking keeper!" :lol:

    Should be a fucking hallmark card...I tell you! :lol:
    ...i think i love you 8-)

    So you keep telling me.... :lol:8-)
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  • STONEd and dAMENT-EDSTONEd and dAMENT-ED Posts: 899
    If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    pick up lines are dumb.
    i don't understand them.

    i go like this:

    me... hi im chad
    her... hi im woman
    me... mind if i write poetry all over your warm nude flesh?
    her... that is exactly what i need, what i desire the most out of a man.
    me... im all over it
    me... i hope you have fruit and massage oil???


    simple shit

    Then she slaps you. "Fruit? Massage oil? I said you could write poetry, prick...not give me a fucking massage...with a banana!" :x

    Then it's back to the dumb ass pick up lines for chad. Try mine up above. It'll work!! :lol:
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  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    STONEd and dAMENT-ED wrote:
    If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can I come visit you between the holidays?
    :lol::lol: Thats a good one!! :lol::lol:
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    STONEd and dAMENT-ED wrote:
    If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can I come visit you between the holidays?
    i used this line once and got punched in the stomach

    :lol::lol:
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  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    blenderman69 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    This line is awesome......this would so work on me.....

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.

    :lol::lol::lol: Ahh I love it!! I would laugh at that.....at first....and then think "well hello there!! this guy has balls to say that....and he's funny....and obviously has x-ray vision through my shirt! He's a fucking keeper!" :lol:

    Should be a fucking hallmark card...I tell you! :lol:
    ...i think i love you 8-)

    So you keep telling me.... :lol:8-)
    cause it's true :D ..but you never say it back :( :mrgreen:
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    pick up lines are dumb.
    i don't understand them.

    i go like this:

    me... hi im chad
    her... hi im woman
    me... mind if i write poetry all over your warm nude flesh?
    her... that is exactly what i need, what i desire the most out of a man.
    me... im all over it
    me... i hope you have fruit and massage oil???


    simple shit

    Then she slaps you. "Fruit? Massage oil? I said you could write poetry, prick...not give me a fucking massage...with a banana!" :x

    Then it's back to the dumb ass pick up lines for chad. Try mine up above. It'll work!! :lol:
    you are out of order
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Hey ziggy, how ya doin?

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.



    Did it work?????
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    blenderman69 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    blenderman69 wrote:
    ...i think i love you 8-)

    So you keep telling me.... :lol:8-)
    cause it's true :D ..but you never say it back :( :mrgreen:

    Because I'm a bitch! :mrgreen:;)
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Hey ziggy, how ya doin?

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.



    Did it work?????

    Nah, I'm not into lesbians! 8-)
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Hey ziggy, how ya doin?

    It's nipples I'm into and yours are beautiful. I'm going to pay them some serious attention.



    Did it work?????

    Nah, I'm not into lesbians! 8-)


    worth a try but.....
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    not mine, but it happened to me today:

    picture it...I'm at the post office and ready to get into my truck...

    weirdo: "Hey, what year is this?" (I had already opened my door and he is basically cornering me )
    me: "uuuhhh.... :? " (I'm thinking, ok, he's a short dude...I can kick him in the nuts if I have to)
    weirdo: "your truck...what year?" (he's like inches from my face-respect the bubble dude!)
    me: "oh, :eh: uh, a '94"
    weirdo: "that is totally rad! I'm buying a 93 tomorrow! I'm so excited!"
    me: "wow, that's...cool" :|
    weirdo: "yeah, you have a great day!"

    ...and then skips away...yeah, the guy skipped
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ...and then skips away...yeah, the guy skipped


    you head me until this. i call bull shit. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    RKCNDY wrote:
    not mine, but it happened to me today:

    picture it...I'm at the post office and ready to get into my truck...

    weirdo: "Hey, what year is this?" (I had already opened my door and he is basically cornering me )
    me: "uuuhhh.... :? " (I'm thinking, ok, he's a short dude...I can kick him in the nuts if I have to)
    weirdo: "your truck...what year?" (he's like inches from my face-respect the bubble dude!)
    me: "oh, :eh: uh, a '94"
    weirdo: "that is totally rad! I'm buying a 93 tomorrow! I'm so excited!"
    me: "wow, that's...cool" :|
    weirdo: "yeah, you have a great day!"

    ...and then skips away...yeah, the guy skipped
    was he singing ymca??
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A guy in a bar handing this to a potential hookup:

    Hey, you wanna screw?

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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    RKCNDY wrote:
    not mine, but it happened to me today:

    picture it...I'm at the post office and ready to get into my truck...

    weirdo: "Hey, what year is this?" (I had already opened my door and he is basically cornering me )
    me: "uuuhhh.... :? " (I'm thinking, ok, he's a short dude...I can kick him in the nuts if I have to)
    weirdo: "your truck...what year?" (he's like inches from my face-respect the bubble dude!)
    me: "oh, :eh: uh, a '94"
    weirdo: "that is totally rad! I'm buying a 93 tomorrow! I'm so excited!"
    me: "wow, that's...cool" :|
    weirdo: "yeah, you have a great day!"

    ...and then skips away...yeah, the guy skipped

    He must have been awestruck by you!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ...and then skips away...yeah, the guy skipped


    you head me until this. i call bull shit. :lol:

    who the hell asks about a 17 year old truck? I get it if I was driving a Roadrunner, a Chevelle, a 60s Camaro/Mustang...oh, wait...I live in hicktown... :cry: (maybe I should instal a gun rack in the back window and plaster the sides with American flag graphics...get an Elk mural painted on the tailgate....)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    how old was said weirdo? maybe his first ride?
    81 is now off the air

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  • PissBottleManPissBottleMan Posts: 4,154
    "Do you believe in love at first sight?...or should I walk by again?"

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    how old was said weirdo? maybe his first ride?

    said weirdo must have been around 40...looked like he just came from walmart...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Enkidu wrote:
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    still the best
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    I met a guy at a party once and he asked me if I wanted to go to a party :? I replied we were at a party ... he said no this is a special party ... I asked what kind of special party ... he winked and smiled his toothless wonder grin and replied ...

    "A party for two baby,me and you!"

    I replied thanks but you just made me boak up :sick: in my mouth a little
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,782
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ...and then skips away...yeah, the guy skipped


    you head me until this. i call bull shit. :lol:

    who the hell asks about a 17 year old truck? I get it if I was driving a Roadrunner, a Chevelle, a 60s Camaro/Mustang...oh, wait...I live in hicktown... :cry: (maybe I should instal a gun rack in the back window and plaster the sides with American flag graphics...get an Elk mural painted on the tailgate....)
    elk mural PAINTED on the tailgate? no no no. Strap an actual elk across the hood and you'll have to beat them off with a stick!!
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,782
    heres one that seems to have worked.


    Would you like to go to a movie?

    7 months later and counting......... ;)
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