Did you get the memo?

Kimmiebyrom

Dear Mean People of the World,

You seriously don't have to be.

Love,
The Nerd Herd

yellowwho

Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,

Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?

This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.

I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !

Signed,

This has to be a conspiracy

P.S.

just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed

decides2dream

yellowwho wrote:

just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed

oh myyyyyyyy.
:silent: :wtf:

RKCNDY

Dear AT&T,

I love how you sent me an email saying that you can transfer all of my contacts from one phone to another.

You even asked me what type of phone I want to transfer my contacts FROM.

Well, your 'user friendly' website is not all that friendly, because you are asking me to DOWNLOAD AN APP to a DUMB PHONE to transfer the contacts to my new SMART PHONE.

FYI, a dumb phone can't download apps. <

---

hence why it's called a 'dumb phone' :idea:

Keep up the good work! :thumbup:

rollings

yellowwho wrote:

Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,

Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?

This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.

I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !

Signed,

This has to be a conspiracy

P.S.

just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed

I have never peeled a nice-looking banana that revealed anything other than a nice banana inside.

Where do you buy your bad bananas from?

Green Circle

Dear Drivers of the Massachusetts Turnpike...

Please let me know how early I have to leave my house to NEVER hit
and ounce of traffic in the morning? We have driven together for quite sometime now
and no matter what time I leave 6:00am, 5:45am, 5:30am there is always
a major stopping point somewhere...

c'mon be honest, is there a conspiracy theory somewhere? You can trust me, I won't tell.

thanks,

GC

Green Circle

Dear Chadwick...

i'm really sorry for all the confusion...

no hard feelings?


GC

mickeyrat

rollings wrote:

yellowwho wrote:

Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,

Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?

This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.

I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !

Signed,

This has to be a conspiracy

P.S.

just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed

I have never peeled a nice-looking banana that revealed anything other than a nice banana inside.

Where do you buy your bad bananas from?

they are picked way before they should be in order to satisfy demand. gassed with a benign gas to ripen artificially. Just before yellow while still greenish is the best flavor. once they hit full bright yellow the flavors gone. Usually eat one every morning.

mickeyrat

Green Circle wrote:

Dear Drivers of the Massachusetts Turnpike...

Please let me know how early I have to leave my house to NEVER hit
and ounce of traffic in the morning? We have driven together for quite sometime now
and no matter what time I leave 6:00am, 5:45am, 5:30am there is always
a major stopping point somewhere...

c'mon be honest, is there a conspiracy theory somewhere? You can trust me, I won't tell.

thanks,

GC

dear GC,

wait til the jetsons spacecars become the norm. Then you're in for a real treat.

signed ,
the future

Green Circle

Dear Future..

If you could let me know if I am going to have the latest model spacecar
or will be stuck with a 14 year old spacecar? that would be great.

thanks

GC

drivingrl

Dear Landlords,

There is a leak coming from the bathroom above me. I know you don't believe me when I tell you that, but there is. Stop saying things like, "Maybe the lady above you threw water on the ground," or, "Maybe her toilet overflowed." The damage to my bathroom ceiling (and walls) is from repeated exposure to water.

I Hate You,
drivingrl

PS: You're clearly stupid.

mickeyrat

Green Circle wrote:

Dear Future..

If you could let me know if I am going to have the latest model spacecar
or will be stuck with a 14 year old spacecar? that would be great.

thanks

GC

Dear GC,

Sadly it will be a 20 yr old spacecar.

Sorry,
The Future

peacefrompaul

mickeyrat wrote:

rollings wrote:

yellowwho wrote:

Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,

Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?

This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.

I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !

Signed,

This has to be a conspiracy

P.S.

just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed

I have never peeled a nice-looking banana that revealed anything other than a nice banana inside.

Where do you buy your bad bananas from?

they are picked way before they should be in order to satisfy demand. gassed with a benign gas to ripen artificially. Just before yellow while still greenish is the best flavor. once they hit full bright yellow the flavors gone. Usually eat one every morning.

Fascinating... that's also never happened to me.

Green Circle

mickeyrat wrote:

Green Circle wrote:

Dear Future..

If you could let me know if I am going to have the latest model spacecar
or will be stuck with a 14 year old spacecar? that would be great.

thanks

GC

Dear GC,

Sadly it will be a 20 yr old spacecar.

Sorry,
The Future

:wtf:

peacefrompaul

A couple people did not

rick1zoo2

I did. but it was way too long to read...

kw18

peacefrompaul wrote:

A couple people did not

rick1zoo2 wrote:

I did. but it was way too long to read...

If it was important enough, they would have called.

rick1zoo2

kw18 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

A couple people did not

rick1zoo2 wrote:

I did. but it was way too long to read...

If it was important enough, they would have called.

was that them? I did not answer...

kw18

rick1zoo2 wrote:

kw18 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

A couple people did not

rick1zoo2 wrote:

I did. but it was way too long to read...

If it was important enough, they would have called.

was that them? I did not answer...

I never answer. If it's important enough, they would leave a message.

rick1zoo2

kw18 wrote:

I never answer. If it's important enough, they would leave a message.

leave a message?? oh, no, I am not falling for that...