Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "You kept making all the stops??" I love the way he says that.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
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  • Mamasan23 wrote:
    Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

    They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.


    ... Starkist, Jerry. Most tuna don't make their cut. :lol:
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Was it the am/pm?
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Was it the am/pm?
    :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Mulva?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    Delores!
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Looks like a frog."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Stopping Short.

    Who hasn't stopped short someone?
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "You're a RABID ANTI-DENTITE!!"
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    We're going to have to establish some rules if we're going to include THAT in our relationship.

    First rule: The day after THAT, there are no phone calls!

    Second rule: Spending the night is optional!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    We're going to have to establish some rules if we're going to include THAT in our relationship.

    First rule: The day after THAT, there are no phone calls!

    Second rule: Spending the night is optional!


    Sex.... to save the relationship?

    If we have to, we have to!!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dang Dang wrote:
    Stopping Short.

    Who hasn't stopped short someone?

    works great on a motorcycle. :D
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Classic George!

    GEORGE: I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wortsborough? I was spotting those raccoons.

    JERRY: They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you.

    GEORGE: Hey look, a dime.

    (George walks over to the other end of the room and picks up a dime)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Classic George!

    GEORGE: I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wortsborough? I was spotting those raccoons.

    JERRY: They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you.

    GEORGE: Hey look, a dime.

    (George walks over to the other end of the room and picks up a dime)

    Haha!! Even more priceless is the look on Jerry's face!

    Let's be honest, any episode with Uncle Leo is pure gold!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Classic George!

    GEORGE: I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wortsborough? I was spotting those raccoons.

    JERRY: They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you.

    GEORGE: Hey look, a dime.

    (George walks over to the other end of the room and picks up a dime)

    Haha!! Even more priceless is the look on Jerry's face!

    Let's be honest, any episode with Uncle Leo is pure gold!

    JERRY!!!

    HELLO!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • JERRY: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. The question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf.

    ELAINE: Ah, . . .

    GEORGE: Now you're off on a topic.

    JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf.

    ELAINE: Uh hu.

    JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge.

    GEORGE: You see I disagree. I'd rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her.

    ELAINE: I think she'd figure it out.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Leo.jpg
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Yes! Finally watched The Soup Nazi!! :D:D
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Newch91 wrote:
    Yes! Finally watched The Soup Nazi!! :D:D
    Dude.