Seinfeld "Sufferings"
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Newch91 wrote:dcfaithful wrote:
Funny you mentioned that. A friend of mine who is also a co-worker had a poker night at his house last night... he cashed out and received A LOT of ones. He proudly showed me his "morbidly obese" friend.Newch91 wrote:Does anyone have a wallet like George's?
Did anyone else find it funny that the one thing that was the last straw on that wallet was a strip with phone number for guitar lessons?
Can anyone really see George being a guitar player? You have to have at least 5.0 oz of cool in you. I've actually had something similar to his wallet before. I used to have 10's and 20's and then the change would start coming and all those singles would pile on, plus all the receipts and bank statements with my new amount after depositing I kept in there. It was tough for me to sit for a while because I was too lazy to empty it out.
That one strip should've stayed in there without causing any damage. I couldn't imagine George being a guitar player, but it would've been funny to see him pose as a guitar player by just having a guitar case.
How funny was the sound of the wallet exploding?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoPf98i8A0g
That sound has me in tears right now.
"You've got a filing cabinet under half of your ass."
Holy shit, I forgot about that!
Everything about that wallet scenario is hilarious. George's panic when he loses everything is classic Costanza.
This show honestly will never not make me laugh.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
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Dr. Van Nostrand, Dermatologist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JGkMB2g ... re=related
Side note; I think Kruger has to be the funniest of George's bosses.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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dcfaithful wrote:How great is Kramer's monologue description of gonorrhea, like it was a romantic relationship. That's hilarious. Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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dcfaithful wrote:Newch91 wrote:dcfaithful wrote:Funny you mentioned that. A friend of mine who is also a co-worker had a poker night at his house last night... he cashed out and received A LOT of ones. He proudly showed me his "morbidly obese" friend.
Did anyone else find it funny that the one thing that was the last straw on that wallet was a strip with phone number for guitar lessons?
Can anyone really see George being a guitar player? You have to have at least 5.0 oz of cool in you. I've actually had something similar to his wallet before. I used to have 10's and 20's and then the change would start coming and all those singles would pile on, plus all the receipts and bank statements with my new amount after depositing I kept in there. It was tough for me to sit for a while because I was too lazy to empty it out.
That one strip should've stayed in there without causing any damage. I couldn't imagine George being a guitar player, but it would've been funny to see him pose as a guitar player by just having a guitar case.
How funny was the sound of the wallet exploding?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoPf98i8A0g
That sound has me in tears right now.
"You've got a filing cabinet under half of your ass."
Holy shit, I forgot about that!
Everything about that wallet scenario is hilarious. George's panic when he loses everything is classic Costanza.
This show honestly will never not make me laugh. The first time I watched that episode and the sound of the wallet exploding made my stomach hurt from so much laughter. And then him chasing after everything that was in his wallet.
I love when he was sitting on a slant and uses the napkins to balance himself. Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Was this the chair with the fridge?
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Also, unrelated to the chair episode but has to do with Krueger:
T-bone.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Classic episode. The sniffing accountantNewch91 wrote:0 -
Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
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The Waiting Trophy Man wrote: One of George's best moments and one of the best convo's of the entire show with Jerry and George. Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Newch91 wrote:The Waiting Trophy Man wrote: One of George's best moments and one of the best convo's of the entire show with Jerry and George.
Poor George. Slow-witted, stocky, bald guy with glasses and a small penis. Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
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The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:Newch91 wrote:The Waiting Trophy Man wrote: One of George's best moments and one of the best convo's of the entire show with Jerry and George.
Poor George. Slow-witted, stocky, bald guy with glasses and a small penis. At least he's still independent. Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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GARY: All right, listen. There is something I haven't told you, all right?
GEORGE: Yeah?
GARY: Yeah, but uhm, you can't tell Jerry.
GEORGE: What do think I tell Jerry everything? It's not like he's my wife.
GARY: Okay. Well, the thing is, I've been living a lie.
GEORGE: Just one? I'm living like twenty. (chuckles) What's yours?
GARY: Well, I (laughs) I never actually had cancer. (laughs) I'll see you.
(leaves)
Classic George. Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Mail Blows.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
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The Waiting Trophy Man wrote: That one is really funny. My favorite blooper is the one with Elaine and Frank.
"What the hell does that mean?"Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Newch91 wrote:The Waiting Trophy Man wrote: That one is really funny. My favorite blooper is the one with Elaine and Frank.
"What the hell does that mean?"
Yes! That was even funnier than the clip that actually aired on the show. The first one I think he did. His delivery was hilarious, and Elaine kept cracking up. She couldn't hold it together at all, lol. Funny stuff!Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
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The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:Newch91 wrote:The Waiting Trophy Man wrote: That one is really funny. My favorite blooper is the one with Elaine and Frank.
"What the hell does that mean?"
Yes! That was even funnier than the clip that actually aired on the show. The first one I think he did. His delivery was hilarious, and Elaine kept cracking up. She couldn't hold it together at all, lol. Funny stuff! Yes, that first one was priceless and she couldn't hold it in. Even George falls on the floor from one of his reactions. Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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like that contest episode....funny
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