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Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Why do you women have so many bloody clothes? I mean, I just don't get it. I'm hanging up the laundry this morning, along with other stuff, and for every 1 of my shirts I'm hanging up 7 that belong to my wife. I'm hanging up shit that has tags on it. There is stuff hanging in the closet with tags on it. There is shit in the bag my wife took to Florida last week. I'm 6 foot 9 and I'm up to my neck in woman's clothes.

Please.....someone tell me why?
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    and shoes...dont forget the SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    We just don't have the flexibility in our wardrobes that men have. And that remains the official party line :D

    ahhh shoes...a woman can never have too many shoes!!
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    We need Leonard Nimoy or the CSI team for the answer to this question...
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  • NastasjaNastasja Posts: 9,668
    I have not much of either of those above (i.e. clothes and shoes).
    Please don't generalize....
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    We need Leonard Nimoy or the CSI team for the answer to this question...

    ya think the kids here get that reference? ;)
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    We need Leonard Nimoy or the CSI team for the answer to this question...

    ya think the kids here get that reference? ;)
    Oh hell no, that's why I added CSI... :lol:
    I was trying to be hip and topical :?
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    We need Leonard Nimoy or the CSI team for the answer to this question...

    ya think the kids here get that reference? ;)


    it's like impossible
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,283
    I wish I had more shoes. :P
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i went shoe shopping with my wife once, first store we walked into, she found a great pair, but wanted to keep shopping incase there was a better pair somewhere else in the mall, 7 shoe stores and 4 hours later we walked back into the first store and bought that pair.

    Quality Time !
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    hey, Hey, HEY NOW! We don't all have millions of shoes. Gimme a couple of pairs of shoes and boots for work, a couple of pairs of Keens for play, good running shoes, and I'm all set.

    I can pack for a week in a single duffle bag.

    Of course, that duffle bag will weigh 150 pounds.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    We need Leonard Nimoy or the CSI team for the answer to this question...

    ya think the kids here get that reference? ;)
    Oh hell no, that's why I added CSI... :lol:
    I was trying to be hip and topical :?

    :lol: i gave up on that years ago :P

    as for women and clothes...i'm more concerned as to why there must 73 "decorative" pillows on the bed :roll: :twisted:
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,418
    i'm for less. (clothes)
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    ...i'm more concerned as to why there must 73 "decorative" pillows on the bed :roll: :twisted:
    Yes!! It takes longer to clean off the bed than it does to get neked :mrgreen:
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I bought my new place specifically for the closet space...i really didn't care about anything else. 3 huge closets and they are all mine :mrgreen: Finally bought a dresser last week so Zoso has a place to put his rock t-shirts and such :lol: I love my clothes...love my shoes...almost as much as he loves his DVDs, CDs and footy paraphernalia. They're just pretty...it's like art to me.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    norm wrote:
    ...i'm more concerned as to why there must 73 "decorative" pillows on the bed :roll: :twisted:
    Yes!! It takes longer to clean off the bed than it does to get neked :mrgreen:

    seriously! and then you have to make the bed in the morning!! who has that kinda time???
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Stone Is God wrote:
    I'm 6 foot 9 and I'm up to my neck in woman's clothes.

    Please.....someone tell me why?

    yeah, but if you're 6 foot 9, one of your shirts probably has the same amount of material as 7 of your wives shirts! :D
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    i went shoe shopping with my wife once, first store we walked into, she found a great pair, but wanted to keep shopping incase there was a better pair somewhere else in the mall, 7 shoe stores and 4 hours later we walked back into the first store and bought that pair.

    Quality Time !
    you're insane my friend.
    i would have been in and out of the cd store and then walked out to my car where i'd be smokin a fat bowl.
    nothing is much worse than shopping 7 shoe stores in 4 hrs.
    suicide?
    yeah do not get me near a gun or a rope when shoe shopping = 4 hrs and 7 stores.
    i would jump off a bridge
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  • thesewordselopethesewordselope Posts: 781
    I'm not really bad with clothes and shoes. Purse's on the other hand...you can never have enough :D
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I bought my new place specifically for the closet space...i really didn't care about anything else. 3 huge closets and they are all mine :mrgreen: Finally bought a dresser last week so Zoso has a place to put his rock t-shirts and such :lol: I love my clothes...love my shoes...almost as much as he loves his DVDs, CDs and footy paraphernalia. They're just pretty...it's like art to me.
    girls play house and dress up from the moment they are born
    this lasts for at least 140 yrs
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    chadwick wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I bought my new place specifically for the closet space...i really didn't care about anything else. 3 huge closets and they are all mine :mrgreen: Finally bought a dresser last week so Zoso has a place to put his rock t-shirts and such :lol: I love my clothes...love my shoes...almost as much as he loves his DVDs, CDs and footy paraphernalia. They're just pretty...it's like art to me.
    girls play house and dress up from the moment they are born
    this lasts for at least 140 yrs
    yep. I blame my mother. I had tons of frilly dresses and matching shoes, purses, bows as a little girl. She created a monster and she fully admits it :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    i went shoe shopping with my wife once, first store we walked into, she found a great pair, but wanted to keep shopping incase there was a better pair somewhere else in the mall, 7 shoe stores and 4 hours later we walked back into the first store and bought that pair.

    Quality Time !
    you're insane my friend.
    i would have been in and out of the cd store and then walked out to my car where i'd be smokin a fat bowl.
    nothing is much worse than shopping 7 shoe stores in 4 hrs.
    suicide?
    yeah do not get me near a gun or a rope when shoe shopping = 4 hrs and 7 stores.
    i would jump off a bridge


    On the outside i was smiling, on the inside i was crying, alot.
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Stone Is God wrote:
    I'm 6 foot 9 and I'm up to my neck in woman's clothes.

    Please.....someone tell me why?

    yeah, but if you're 6 foot 9, one of your shirts probably has the same amount of material as 7 of your wives shirts! :D

    Touche. :lol:

    She is 5 foot 2 so you might be right.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    i went shoe shopping with my wife once, first store we walked into, she found a great pair, but wanted to keep shopping incase there was a better pair somewhere else in the mall, 7 shoe stores and 4 hours later we walked back into the first store and bought that pair.

    Quality Time !
    you're insane my friend.
    i would have been in and out of the cd store and then walked out to my car where i'd be smokin a fat bowl.
    nothing is much worse than shopping 7 shoe stores in 4 hrs.
    suicide?
    yeah do not get me near a gun or a rope when shoe shopping = 4 hrs and 7 stores.
    i would jump off a bridge


    On the outside i was smiling, on the inside i was crying, alot.

    What if it had been 4 hours of lingerie shopping?
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I bought my new place specifically for the closet space...i really didn't care about anything else. 3 huge closets and they are all mine :mrgreen: Finally bought a dresser last week so Zoso has a place to put his rock t-shirts and such :lol: I love my clothes...love my shoes...almost as much as he loves his DVDs, CDs and footy paraphernalia. They're just pretty...it's like art to me.
    girls play house and dress up from the moment they are born
    this lasts for at least 140 yrs
    yep. I blame my mother. I had tons of frilly dresses and matching shoes, purses, bows as a little girl. She created a monster and she fully admits it :lol:
    you are an animal.
    cute and fun.
    but none the less
    you are a barbarian
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    i went shoe shopping with my wife once, first store we walked into, she found a great pair, but wanted to keep shopping incase there was a better pair somewhere else in the mall, 7 shoe stores and 4 hours later we walked back into the first store and bought that pair.

    Quality Time !
    you're insane my friend.
    i would have been in and out of the cd store and then walked out to my car where i'd be smokin a fat bowl.
    nothing is much worse than shopping 7 shoe stores in 4 hrs.
    suicide?
    yeah do not get me near a gun or a rope when shoe shopping = 4 hrs and 7 stores.
    i would jump off a bridge


    On the outside i was smiling, on the inside i was crying, alot.
    take my hand, brother.
    you will be ok,,,,,,, i think :?

    i know it hurts
    i know it's painful
    just try and breathe
    you will get through this,,,,,,,,,, i think :?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    comebackgirl wrote:
    What if it had been 4 hours of lingerie shopping?

    Now if it was a closet full of lingerie I would have zero complaints. :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    chadwick wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    yep. I blame my mother. I had tons of frilly dresses and matching shoes, purses, bows as a little girl. She created a monster and she fully admits it :lol:
    you are an animal.
    cute and fun.
    but none the less
    you are a barbarian
    :lol: It's true :oops:
    but on the up side...I prefer shopping by myself :) I think of it more as a solo activity
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  • Slap upside the headSlap upside the head Posts: 904
    Stone Is God wrote:
    I'm 6 foot 9 and I'm up to my neck in woman's clothes.

    Please.....someone tell me why?

    I'm surprised you found a dress in your size.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Stone Is God wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    What if it had been 4 hours of lingerie shopping?

    Now if it was a closet full of lingerie I would have zero complaints. :D
    I didn't think so :lol:
    I have a whole dresser full of that too :oops: Maybe that's why zoso doesn't complain about the shoes or clothes??? :think: :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    What if it had been 4 hours of lingerie shopping?

    At some point i would have raped something, my wife, another customer, a manniquein. i hate when i'm the only guy in Victoria's Secret. i know that they know that i know that they know what i'm thinking.
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