also the word dictation.
dictation is almost like dickt-tation
dictation is not for poetry.
dickt-tation is
i invented this.
i suggest all writers worth their salt try it.
dickt-tation
not dictation.
it's true.
i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
That's ok, I stole the bottom 4 inches of all his long pants.
oh yes, and thank you so much for that one :roll: :roll:
peace,
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Yes, but are you moving to Massachusetts or not? I washed the linens in the spare room.
You don't mind sharing a pillow with a Coonhound, do you?
is dissman or me moving to mass?
i would think it is dickentman that is moving there, right?
No, it's you.
Dissidentman is already here.
Try as we might, we cannot get rid of him. Or his hat.
i think you have Quakers in Massachusetts, yes/no?
im pretty sure i think their buckle square shoes scare me.
and those giant hats?
big huge gun barrels...
i support witchcraft 100%.
Massachusetts? probably not my cup of tea.
Yes, but are you moving to Massachusetts or not? I washed the linens in the spare room.
You don't mind sharing a pillow with a Coonhound, do you?
is dissman or me moving to mass?
i think you have Quakers in Massachusetts, yes/no?
im pretty sure i think their buckle square shoes scare me.
and those giant hats?
big huge gun barrels...
i support witchcraft 100%.
Massachusetts? probably not my cup of tea.
but i love coonhounds.
we have many quakers here in pa
and come to think of it witches too
did you know
that there is a law still on the books
in lancaster
that states (well sorta)
that if you are driving a motorized vehicle
and you come upon a horse and buggy
or a man leading his horse
and the horse gets spooked
that you much DISASSEMBLE your vehicle?
yup
for real
although i've driven behind.....forever....
and past many a horse and buggy
i think the horses could give a sh%$t about cars
peace,
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
yes i would
and thank you
thought you'd never ask
One day the Little Rascals are in class and the teacher announces a spelling bee.
the first word is "dictate"
She calls on Spankey.
"Spankey can you spell dictate?"
spanky starts off "d-i-c-k-"
teacher says "No".
she next calls on alfalfa
"Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"
alfalfa starts off "d-i-c-t-a-e-"
teacher says "No".
Then she calls on Buckwheat.
"Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"
Buckwheat slowly recites "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".
The teacher says "Very good...now can you use dictate in a sentence?"
Buckwheat thinks for a second and replies
"hey darla, how'd my dictate last night?"
:lolno:
(sorry if this violates the high standards of decency of the board)
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
yes i would
and thank you
thought you'd never ask
One day the Little Rascals are in class and the teacher announces a spelling bee.
the first word is "dictate"
She calls on Spankey.
"Spankey can you spell dictate?"
spanky starts off "d-i-c-k-"
teacher says "No".
she next calls on alfalfa
"Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"
alfalfa starts off "d-i-c-t-a-e-"
teacher says "No".
Then she calls on Buckwheat.
"Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"
Buckwheat slowly recites "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".
The teacher says "Very good...now can you use dictate in a sentence?"
Buckwheat thinks for a second and replies
"hey darla, how'd my dictate last night?"
:lolno:
(sorry if this violates the high standards of decency of the board)
i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
yes i would
and thank you
thought you'd never ask
One day the Little Rascals are in class and the teacher announces a spelling bee.
the first word is "dictate"
She calls on Spankey.
"Spankey can you spell dictate?"
spanky starts off "d-i-c-k-"
teacher says "No".
she next calls on alfalfa
"Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"
alfalfa starts off "d-i-c-t-a-e-"
teacher says "No".
Then she calls on Buckwheat.
"Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"
Buckwheat slowly recites "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".
The teacher says "Very good...now can you use dictate in a sentence?"
Buckwheat thinks for a second and replies
"hey darla, how'd my dictate last night?"
:lolno:
(sorry if this violates the high standards of decency of the board)
That's some funny stuff right thar
peace,
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
is dissman or me moving to mass?
i would think it is dickentman that is moving there, right?
No, it's you.
Dissidentman is already here.
Try as we might, we cannot get rid of him. Or his hat.
i think you have Quakers in Massachusetts, yes/no?
im pretty sure i think their buckle square shoes scare me.
and those giant hats?
big huge gun barrels...
i support witchcraft 100%.
Massachusetts? probably not my cup of tea.
but i love coonhounds.
No Quakers in Massachusetts that I'm aware of. Just the descendants of Separatists with strong Puritanical tendencies. Like Theovl316. And also people with giant hats, like Dissidentman. And as for scary buckle shoes, I think you're thinking of Fenway Faithful.
Witchcraft just a few miles north of me. Site of the trials in the 1600s.
We have a sewage treatment plant adjacent to my town. And a lovely view of the Boston skyline across the harbor.
Comments
But does it make you UPSET?
My wife want's to adopt this dog, she's being very adment about it.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
...and now even I'm offended.
Yes, but are you moving to Massachusetts or not? I washed the linens in the spare room.
You don't mind sharing a pillow with a Coonhound, do you?
he's shared a pillow with worst than that.
That's what you said about your last dog too
That is hideous.
oh my god
oh my god
quick
call eyed
he'll know what to do
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
That kids thinkin, mmm Bacon!!
i would think it is dickentman that is moving there, right?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i would guess that is photo shop work.
nothing on earth is that horrible is it?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
Actaully i beleive it died last year. But it won the uglyest dog contest like 5 years in row.
Not entirly the dog's fault that's all i'm sayin!
i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
No, it's you.
Dissidentman is already here.
Try as we might, we cannot get rid of him. Or his hat.
oh yes, and thank you so much for that one :roll: :roll:
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
i think you have Quakers in Massachusetts, yes/no?
im pretty sure i think their buckle square shoes scare me.
and those giant hats?
big huge gun barrels...
i support witchcraft 100%.
Massachusetts? probably not my cup of tea.
but i love coonhounds.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
we have many quakers here in pa
and come to think of it witches too
did you know
that there is a law still on the books
in lancaster
that states (well sorta)
that if you are driving a motorized vehicle
and you come upon a horse and buggy
or a man leading his horse
and the horse gets spooked
that you much DISASSEMBLE your vehicle?
yup
for real
although i've driven behind.....forever....
and past many a horse and buggy
i think the horses could give a sh%$t about cars
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
and thank you
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
yes????
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
One day the Little Rascals are in class and the teacher announces a spelling bee.
the first word is "dictate"
She calls on Spankey.
"Spankey can you spell dictate?"
spanky starts off "d-i-c-k-"
teacher says "No".
she next calls on alfalfa
"Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"
alfalfa starts off "d-i-c-t-a-e-"
teacher says "No".
Then she calls on Buckwheat.
"Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"
Buckwheat slowly recites "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".
The teacher says "Very good...now can you use dictate in a sentence?"
Buckwheat thinks for a second and replies
"hey darla, how'd my dictate last night?"
:lolno:
(sorry if this violates the high standards of decency of the board)
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
dickt-tation
well done jokester
that is good stuff
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
That's some funny stuff right thar
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
No Quakers in Massachusetts that I'm aware of. Just the descendants of Separatists with strong Puritanical tendencies. Like Theovl316. And also people with giant hats, like Dissidentman. And as for scary buckle shoes, I think you're thinking of Fenway Faithful.
Witchcraft just a few miles north of me. Site of the trials in the 1600s.
We have a sewage treatment plant adjacent to my town. And a lovely view of the Boston skyline across the harbor.
I think you would be happy here.
And the Coonhound would love you too.
I FOUND HER.