It's so cute and tiny and squishy you just want to pinch it--- BD's mother
this reminds me...back in college, my friend was at a family reunion and was talking to his grandma...being a jewish grandma, she was pushing the then 20 year old to find a girl and get married...
grandma: 'peter, go talk to julie. she's a nice girl.'
peter: 'grandma, she my cousin!'
grandma: 'she far removed!'
in person, i can give you how grandma sounded when she said it, but bd knows what i'm talking about
It's so cute and tiny and squishy you just want to pinch it--- BD's mother
this reminds me...back in college, my friend was at a family reunion and was talking to his grandma...being a jewish grandma, she was pushing the then 20 year old to find a girl and get married...
grandma: 'peter, go talk to julie. she's a nice girl.'
peter: 'grandma, she my cousin!'
grandma: 'she far removed!'
in person, i can give you how grandma sounded when she said it, but bd knows what i'm talking about
Try living next to Utah... (nothing personal DC and imalive, well, yeah it kind of is).
hey fucker....it was 113 when i went out to eat last night; 108 when i came home; 93 as i drove to work this morning; the coolest day predicted for the next 10 days is 103.
i can't wait to get to cooler, greener (redneck) utah!
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Try living next to Utah... (nothing personal DC and imalive, well, yeah it kind of is).
hey fucker....it was 113 when i went out to eat last night; 108 when i came home; 93 as i drove to work this morning; the coolest day predicted for the next 10 days is 103.
i can't wait to get to cooler, greener (redneck) utah!
you are out of your mind for even living in vegas for as long as you have.
if you like i will rent you my oven, you can live in it.
it's a bit smaller than vegas but it's warm and cozy.
Try living next to Utah... (nothing personal DC and imalive, well, yeah it kind of is).
hey fucker....it was 113 when i went out to eat last night; 108 when i came home; 93 as i drove to work this morning; the coolest day predicted for the next 10 days is 103.
i can't wait to get to cooler, greener (redneck) utah!
you are out of your mind for even living in vegas for as long as you have.
if you like i will rent you my oven, you can live in it.
it's a bit smaller than vegas but it's warm and cozy.
You should all come to Massachusetts. Zero degree winter days with bitter wind, 100 degree summer days with blazing sun, and in October and June, one single day of perfect whether and no complaining.
You should all come to Massachusetts. Zero degree winter days with bitter wind, 100 degree summer days with blazing sun, and in October and June, one single day of perfect whether and no complaining.
You should all come to Massachusetts. Zero degree winter days with bitter wind, 100 degree summer days with blazing sun, and in October and June, one single day of perfect whether and no complaining.
you should work for the chamber of commerce!
My suggested slogan: "Come To Massachusetts: Two Perfect Days Every Year."
A colleague suggested "Come To Massachusetts: You're Less Likely To Have Wrong-Site Surgery Here"
You should all come to Massachusetts. Zero degree winter days with bitter wind, 100 degree summer days with blazing sun, and in October and June, one single day of perfect whether and no complaining.
you should work for the chamber of commerce!
My suggested slogan: "Come To Massachusetts: Two Perfect Days Every Year."
A colleague suggested "Come To Massachusetts: You're Less Likely To Have Wrong-Site Surgery Here"
i would say that 9/10 of all population in this thread are "derelicts."
i would like to show you definition 3.
"derelict"
der·e·lict [dérrə lìkt]
adj
1. deserted: no longer lived in
2. neglected: in poor condition because of neglect
3. law abandoning duty: neglectful of duty or obligations
n (plural der·e·licts)
1. homeless person: somebody without a home or employment
2. abandoned property: a building, ship, or other property that has been abandoned
3. law neglectful person: somebody who is neglectful of duty or obligations
i would say that 9/10 of all population in this thread are "derelicts."
i would like to show you definition 3.
"derelict"
der·e·lict [dérrə lìkt]
adj
1. deserted: no longer lived in
2. neglected: in poor condition because of neglect
3. law abandoning duty: neglectful of duty or obligations
n (plural der·e·licts)
1. homeless person: somebody without a home or employment
2. abandoned property: a building, ship, or other property that has been abandoned
3. law neglectful person: somebody who is neglectful of duty or obligations
i would say that 9/10 of all population in this thread are "derelicts."
i would like to show you definition 3.
"derelict"
der·e·lict [dérrə lìkt]
adj
1. deserted: no longer lived in
2. neglected: in poor condition because of neglect
3. law abandoning duty: neglectful of duty or obligations
n (plural der·e·licts)
1. homeless person: somebody without a home or employment
2. abandoned property: a building, ship, or other property that has been abandoned
3. law neglectful person: somebody who is neglectful of duty or obligations
i would say that 9/10 of all population in this thread are "derelicts."
i would like to show you definition 3.
"derelict"
der·e·lict [dérrə lìkt]
adj
1. deserted: no longer lived in
2. neglected: in poor condition because of neglect
3. law abandoning duty: neglectful of duty or obligations
n (plural der·e·licts)
1. homeless person: somebody without a home or employment
2. abandoned property: a building, ship, or other property that has been abandoned
3. law neglectful person: somebody who is neglectful of duty or obligations
i would say that 9/10 of all population in this thread are "derelicts."
i would like to show you definition 3.
"derelict"
der·e·lict [dérrə lìkt]
adj
1. deserted: no longer lived in
2. neglected: in poor condition because of neglect
3. law abandoning duty: neglectful of duty or obligations
n (plural der·e·licts)
1. homeless person: somebody without a home or employment
2. abandoned property: a building, ship, or other property that has been abandoned
3. law neglectful person: somebody who is neglectful of duty or obligations
i would say that 9/10 of all population in this thread are "derelicts."
i would like to show you definition 3.
"derelict"
der·e·lict [dérrə lìkt]
adj
1. deserted: no longer lived in
2. neglected: in poor condition because of neglect
3. law abandoning duty: neglectful of duty or obligations
n (plural der·e·licts)
1. homeless person: somebody without a home or employment
2. abandoned property: a building, ship, or other property that has been abandoned
3. law neglectful person: somebody who is neglectful of duty or obligations
Comments
Nice weather we are having.
If Eddie tossed you a basketball, would you play hoops with it?
this reminds me...back in college, my friend was at a family reunion and was talking to his grandma...being a jewish grandma, she was pushing the then 20 year old to find a girl and get married...
grandma: 'peter, go talk to julie. she's a nice girl.'
peter: 'grandma, she my cousin!'
grandma: 'she far removed!'
in person, i can give you how grandma sounded when she said it, but bd knows what i'm talking about
That's what basketballs are for. But I don't have a hoop.
If Eddie tossed you a basketball, would you play hoops with it?[/quote]
I would catch it and run away!
If Eddie tossed you a basketball, would you play hoops with it?[/quote]
I would catch it and run away![/quote]
i believe i read a thread a while back where once jeff ament ran off with someone's basketball ~
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
That's ok, I stole the bottom 4 inches of all his long pants.
hey fucker....it was 113 when i went out to eat last night; 108 when i came home; 93 as i drove to work this morning; the coolest day predicted for the next 10 days is 103.
i can't wait to get to cooler, greener (redneck) utah!
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
if you like i will rent you my oven, you can live in it.
it's a bit smaller than vegas but it's warm and cozy.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You should all come to Massachusetts. Zero degree winter days with bitter wind, 100 degree summer days with blazing sun, and in October and June, one single day of perfect whether and no complaining.
you should work for the chamber of commerce!
My suggested slogan: "Come To Massachusetts: Two Perfect Days Every Year."
A colleague suggested "Come To Massachusetts: You're Less Likely To Have Wrong-Site Surgery Here"
Ahhh...hospital humor. I miss that.
i would like to show you definition 3.
"derelict"
der·e·lict [dérrə lìkt]
adj
1. deserted: no longer lived in
2. neglected: in poor condition because of neglect
3. law abandoning duty: neglectful of duty or obligations
n (plural der·e·licts)
1. homeless person: somebody without a home or employment
2. abandoned property: a building, ship, or other property that has been abandoned
3. law neglectful person: somebody who is neglectful of duty or obligations
[Mid-17th century. < Latin derelictus , past participle of derelinquere "abandon utterly" < relinquere (see relinquish)]
Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Nice, i'm in the top 10 %. i knew someday i could make it.
well you can der-e-lick my balls!
it's officially Friday.
also the word dictation.
dictation is almost like dickt-tation
dictation is not for poetry.
dickt-tation is
i invented this.
i suggest all writers worth their salt try it.
dickt-tation
not dictation.
it's true.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Is that Gene Simmons's dog?
now go dickt-tate something.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
no this is
:thumbup:
that is disgusting.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce