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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Would it suprise you to find out i know the Director of Human Resources very well ;) , and She Loves Me! :mrgreen:

    Besides my Boss can't fire me, i'm one of his few employees who can complete a sentence.
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Riders on the Storm, don don don don don,
    Oh you didn't tell me it was CHAD who was upset? I don't want to fuck with that dude by threadjacking his crank-thread here.... :shock: :mrgreen:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    cdp1223 wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Riders on the Storm, don don don don don,
    Oh you didn't tell me it was CHAD who was upset? I don't want to fuck with that dude by threadjacking his crank-thread here.... :shock: :mrgreen:

    Ow no i did that about 20 pages ago.
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Riders on the Storm, don don don don don,
    Oh you didn't tell me it was CHAD who was upset? I don't want to fuck with that dude by threadjacking his crank-thread here.... :shock: :mrgreen:

    Ow no i did that about 20 pages ago.
    Yeah....I kind of figured that one out...
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    At your convenience, please come up and receive your pallet jack certification. Thanks

    i just got this E-mail from my boss,why would he give me this, how many more walls must i break!!!
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    At your convenience, please come up and receive your pallet jack certification. Thanks

    i just got this E-mail from my boss,why would he give me this, how many more walls must i break!!!
    I used to sell pallet jacks. True story. And forklifts.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    cdp1223 wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    At your convenience, please come up and receive your pallet jack certification. Thanks

    i just got this E-mail from my boss,why would he give me this, how many more walls must i break!!!
    I used to sell pallet jacks. True story. And forklifts.

    Door to door?
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Would it suprise you to find out i know the Director of Human Resources very well ;) , and She Loves Me! :mrgreen:

    Besides my Boss can't fire me, i'm one of his few employees who can complete a sentence.

    See, I wouldn't be putting prison time on your resume...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    unlost dogs wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Would it suprise you to find out i know the Director of Human Resources very well ;) , and She Loves Me! :mrgreen:

    Besides my Boss can't fire me, i'm one of his few employees who can complete a sentence.

    See, I wouldn't be putting prison time on your resume...
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Dissidentman wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    At your convenience, please come up and receive your pallet jack certification. Thanks

    i just got this E-mail from my boss,why would he give me this, how many more walls must i break!!!
    I used to sell pallet jacks. True story. And forklifts.

    Door to door?
    Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.

    There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.

    There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.


    Yeah, but did you ever sell ice cubes to eskimos?
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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    eyedclaar wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.

    There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.


    Yeah, but did you ever sell ice cubes to eskimos?
    I'm not supposed to talk about that period in my resume.....
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    cdp1223 wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.

    There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.


    Yeah, but did you ever sell ice cubes to eskimos?
    I'm not supposed to talk about that period in my resume.....

    Ahhhh, another one with suspicious resume gaps...

    Hiring manager: "You certainly seem like a strong candidate, CDP1223. Can you explain this six-month gap between two jobs back in 2009?"

    CDP1223: "Yes, I took some time off to recharge myself and explore my own personal motivations. I used my time usefully, and as a result I'm quite handy with a license plate press. Also, if you need someone who can make a shank out of the spine of a book and a toothbrush, I'm you're man."

    Hiring manager: "We'll be in touch." (Backs away slowly.)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    unlost dogs wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:


    Yeah, but did you ever sell ice cubes to eskimos?
    I'm not supposed to talk about that period in my resume.....

    Ahhhh, another one with suspicious resume gaps...

    Hiring manager: "You certainly seem like a strong candidate, CDP1223. Can you explain this six-month gap between two jobs back in 2009?"

    CDP1223: "Yes, I took some time off to recharge myself and explore my own personal motivations. I used my time usefully, and as a result I'm quite handy with a license plate press. Also, if you need someone who can make a shank out of the spine of a book and a toothbrush, I'm you're man."

    Hiring manager: "We'll be in touch." (Backs away slowly.)

    Your role playing prowess is alarming.
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Dissidentman wrote:

    Your role playing prowess is alarming.
    haha....I like the part where I'm a man the best. :shock: :lol:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I Don't wana sell anything, process anything or buy anything as a future, i don't wana process anything sold bought or processed or buy anything as a future. My dad want's me to join the military, but i don't think that corporation has my best intrest in mind. I've been training in kick boxing, you've heard of kick boxing, sport of the future, i'm pretty good, well i think i'm pretty good, i've never been knocked down, i don't know, i can't figure it all out tonight, so im just gona hang with your daughter.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    Your role playing prowess is alarming.
    haha....I like the part where I'm a man the best. :shock: :lol:

    I did notice that. Perhaps the forklift sales gig...seems like that would be predominately male dominated.
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Dissidentman wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    Your role playing prowess is alarming.
    haha....I like the part where I'm a man the best. :shock: :lol:

    I did notice that. Perhaps the forklift sales gig...seems like that would be predominately male dominated.
    It is. I did VERY well because they always expected a man. :roll: :lol:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Your No Man, i've seen proof.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    I Don't wana sell anything, process anything or buy anything as a future, i don't wana process anything sold bought or processed or buy anything as a future. My dad want's me to join the military, but i don't think that corporation has my best intrest in mind. I've been training in kick boxing, you've heard of kick boxing, sport of the future, i'm pretty good, well i think i'm pretty good, i've never been knocked down, i don't know, i can't figure it all out tonight, so im just gona hang with your daughter.

    Yes... um... okay.

    Now, we're back from break...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)

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