Any of you guys ever had a Vasectomy?

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  • PJU2
    PJU2 Sacramento Posts: 34
    Hey Man

    Let me tell you I would consider myslef a complete wimp in the area of pain. I did about 10 years ago. I am 44 now BTW. Here is what you need to do. Get your doc to get you a couople of really good pills which my doc did that I took them both right beofre surgery and you walk in feeling nothing. Afterwards I can honestly say not one moment of bad pain. Just felt like a big bruise. I spent about 4 days on the couch with ice on the croch. For about 3 weeks after I babied myself and within about 3 weeks or so I was back on a softball field.

    Let me also tell you that sex is exactly the same and it is so great to never worry about getting her preganant as I made a strong personal choice not to have kids. Even the climactic moments are exactly a like....I swear

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  • PJU2
    PJU2 Sacramento Posts: 34
    And I almost forgot, make sure you have plenty of cockatils and have the bong packed. Doctors orders
  • ponner1us
    ponner1us Posts: 738
    I'm very happy with my decision to have one. However, I may be in the minority here, but mine HURT LIKE HELL for about 5 days. And yes, the frozen bag of peas and Vicodin ES were my best friends for the first 3-4 days.
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  • Backstop-440
    Backstop-440 Posts: 93
    I don;t really understand guys that say "No Way!" to it. If you want (more) kids someday or you think maybe you might get divorced and the next woman will want kids then maybe. but if you have enough kids or you/your lady are getting too old then why not?

    It's not like they cut out the fun parts, they just take the yeast out of your baby batter.
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  • ahill721
    ahill721 Posts: 2,071
    Ive had one, no problem with the procedure what so ever, healed up nice, and I am very pleased that I capped my beautiful wonderful family at a girl (age 3) and a boy (age 9months)
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    justam wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    My wife keeps throwing it out there but no chance in hell I'm gonna do it. Anybody here have it done? If you want to talk about it. What's the process like?

    Suggest that she get an operation herself.

    I got one once I'd had my second baby and it took care of the problem. Since I was the one who didn't want more children, it seemed the better option.

    Me too. Of course, I was already cut open with a C-section so easy decision.
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  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    ponner1us wrote:
    I'm very happy with my decision to have one. However, I may be in the minority here, but mine HURT LIKE HELL for about 5 days. And yes, the frozen bag of peas and Vicodin ES were my best friends for the first 3-4 days.
    yeah same here...the first couple days after, it felt like constantly getting kicked in the jewels, getting up off a chair hurt (my boys were literally in a sling) and took about 10 days to be unaware of any pain.

    small price to pay though for being sure
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    PJU2 wrote:
    And I almost forgot, make sure you have plenty of cockatils and have the bong packed. Doctors orders

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,409
    ponner1us wrote:
    However, I may be in the minority here, but mine HURT LIKE HELL for about 5 days.
    wuss :shock: ;)
    truly, i was good to go the next day. :mrgreen:
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  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    My friend had his done a few years ago now .. his wife's attitude was "I gave birth" he was sore for a few days ... but fine until two years later ... his wife got pregnant,not because the vasectomy hadn't worked ... because she was a lying whore who was having an affair and she got slack with her "other life"
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  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    I can't believe so many of you have had this done.

    Now, in all seriousness, can it be reversed like in the Seinfeld episode? I have no idea.
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  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    I can't believe so many of you have had this done.

    Now, in all seriousness, can it be reversed like in the Seinfeld episode? I have no idea.

    I heard it's "possible" but no guarantee and costs a lot... so you'd better be damn sure you don't want another kid!
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    I can't believe so many of you have had this done.

    Now, in all seriousness, can it be reversed like in the Seinfeld episode? I have no idea.

    I am kinda surprised as well about how many here have had it done!
    I would get it done (after kids maybe) if I could get my stuff re-routed. Maybe I could just get it to shoot out my belly button. too much? sorry.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol: I'll keep pulling out, thanks .
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    not yet married or with kids but the way i see if you dont want more kids its the only way to go

    its a much more invasive surgery for women, the pill can really fuck with women's weight/hormones, condoms suck, unexpected babies suck, the recovery time for a vasectomy is really not that bad

    not to mention i think its the least you can do after your wife/significant other has pushed a BABY OUT OF HER VAGINA :shock:

    call me a feminist :lol:
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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    stargirl69 wrote:
    My friend had his done a few years ago now .. his wife's attitude was "I gave birth" he was sore for a few days ... but fine until two years later ... his wife got pregnant,not because the vasectomy hadn't worked ... because she was a lying whore who was having an affair and she got slack with her "other life"
    OH SNAP :shock:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    not yet married or with kids but the way i see if you dont want more kids its the only way to go

    its a much more invasive surgery for women, the pill can really fuck with women's weight/hormones, condoms suck, unexpected babies suck, the recovery time for a vasectomy is really not that bad

    not to mention i think its the least you can do after your wife/significant other has pushed a BABY OUT OF HER VAGINA :shock:

    call me a feminist :lol:


    Wait a minute, the baby comes out of WHAT? :shock: :shock: :o
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    not yet married or with kids but the way i see if you dont want more kids its the only way to go

    its a much more invasive surgery for women, the pill can really fuck with women's weight/hormones, condoms suck, unexpected babies suck, the recovery time for a vasectomy is really not that bad

    not to mention i think its the least you can do after your wife/significant other has pushed a BABY OUT OF HER VAGINA :shock:

    call me a feminist :lol:

    You know what I read up on that is a very effective preventative(thanks for the info Scb), an IUD. They work very well apparently. no snippity snippity :shock: . but its not 100%.
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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    KO282453 wrote:
    Wait a minute, the baby comes out of WHAT? :shock: :shock: :o
    RIGHT?!? :o
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    My wife was Depo Provera on during college, i don't recommend it, kills your sex drive, gain weight and when you come off it it takes like a year for a women's body to get back to a regular schedule.

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