Any of you guys ever had a Vasectomy?

Nothingman54
Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
My wife keeps throwing it out there but no chance in hell I'm gonna do it. Anybody here have it done? If you want to talk about it. What's the process like?
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  • Wilds
    Wilds Posts: 4,329
    I didn't have one, but I went for the consultation. Dude was like, "Yeah.... I think we can make it work".

    That was the last time he saw me and I'm currently intact.

    I'm totally through having kids, (got 2), but my wife is good on the pill...... so......
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    I did and it was the BEST decision ever...
    I'll PM you some details if you want because there are a few details that are not for the faint of heart
    But I will say that my best friend for 3 days was a frozen bag of peas... :lol: :?
    I named him Fred
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  • Still In Hiding
    Still In Hiding Posts: 370
    I don't know if you listen to SModcast (director Kevin Smith's podcast) but episode 80 goes into great detail about the process of a vasectomy. It's somewhat informative and very funny.

    http://smodcast.com/89-80.html
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I did and it was the BEST decision ever...
    I'll PM you some details if you want because there are a few details that are not for the faint of heart
    But I will say that my best friend for 3 days was a frozen bag of peas... :lol: :?
    I named him Fred

    I COMPLETELY agree! Best decision ever!!!! no more worries, no condoms, no pill for her, its fan-f'ing-tastic!!!
    and yes the frozen bag of peas, and bag frozen of corn were wonderful to me.
    Should you do it, which I recommend you do, follow the Doc's instructions to the T and you will not go wrong.

    its a walk in walk out thing..go for it...everything sounds worse than it actually is..PM me as well if you need a sounding board.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,409
    piece of cake. for me, it was microsurgery. :? :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    after my buddy got a 'surprise' a couple years back, he did it and had no probs
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Theovl316 wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I did and it was the BEST decision ever...
    I'll PM you some details if you want because there are a few details that are not for the faint of heart
    But I will say that my best friend for 3 days was a frozen bag of peas... :lol: :?
    I named him Fred

    I COMPLETELY agree! Best decision ever!!!! no more worries, no condoms, no pill for her, its fan-f'ing-tastic!!!
    and yes the frozen bag of peas, and bag frozen of corn were wonderful to me.
    Should you do it, which I recommend you do, follow the Doc's instructions to the T and you will not go wrong.

    its a walk in walk out thing..go for it...everything sounds worse than it actually is..PM me as well if you need a sounding board.
    Well I would say walk in, limp out but that just me :mrgreen:
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    My brother in laws both got it. One of them said they gave him the "goofy juice" and during the procedure he was hoping they'd find something else to snip in addition, since he was enjoying himself too much on the meds.
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  • JonnyPistachio
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    Black Diamond wrote:
    I did and it was the BEST decision ever...
    I'll PM you some details if you want because there are a few details that are not for the faint of heart
    But I will say that my best friend for 3 days was a frozen bag of peas... :lol: :?
    I named him Fred

    my only problem is that after that bag of peas thaw, I'd be afraid I made a new best friend. :D
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    screw that no way
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • arq
    arq Posts: 8,101
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I'll PM you some details if you want because there are a few details that are not for the faint of heart

    Post the details :lol:
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  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    My wife keeps throwing it out there but no chance in hell I'm gonna do it. Anybody here have it done? If you want to talk about it. What's the process like?

    Suggest that she get an operation herself.

    I got one once I'd had my second baby and it took care of the problem. Since I was the one who didn't want more children, it seemed the better option.
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    arq wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I'll PM you some details if you want because there are a few details that are not for the faint of heart

    Agree!

    Post the details :lol:
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    justam wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    My wife keeps throwing it out there but no chance in hell I'm gonna do it. Anybody here have it done? If you want to talk about it. What's the process like?

    Suggest that she get an operation herself.

    I got one once I'd had my second baby and it took care of the problem. Since I was the one who didn't want more children, it seemed the better option.
    LOL, if I even suggested that, the response would have been, "I squeezed them out, your turn" :lol:
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    arq wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I'll PM you some details if you want because there are a few details that are not for the faint of heart

    Post the details :lol:
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,409
    justam wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    My wife keeps throwing it out there but no chance in hell I'm gonna do it. Anybody here have it done? If you want to talk about it. What's the process like?

    Suggest that she get an operation herself.

    I got one once I'd had my second baby and it took care of the problem. Since I was the one who didn't want more children, it seemed the better option.
    yeah, but the v-sectomy is so much cheaper and easier than the female equivalent. you're a princess, but nothingman should man up. otherwise, he's a nothing man. ;)
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  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Black Diamond wrote:
    justam wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    My wife keeps throwing it out there but no chance in hell I'm gonna do it. Anybody here have it done? If you want to talk about it. What's the process like?

    Suggest that she get an operation herself.

    I got one once I'd had my second baby and it took care of the problem. Since I was the one who didn't want more children, it seemed the better option.
    LOL, if I even suggested that, the response would have been, "I squeezed them out, your turn" :lol:

    I guess I'm a better wife. ;):mrgreen:
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  • Lone Drawn Meteor
    Lone Drawn Meteor Posts: 1,230
    Not for me yet, but I know multiple guys who've had it with no problems, and one's even had it reversed with no problems. Just walk like a penguin for a couple days.
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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    justam wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    My wife keeps throwing it out there but no chance in hell I'm gonna do it. Anybody here have it done? If you want to talk about it. What's the process like?

    Suggest that she get an operation herself.

    I got one once I'd had my second baby and it took care of the problem. Since I was the one who didn't want more children, it seemed the better option.


    If that was a choice that worked for you, kudos. However, it is far more invasive and can present more complications in the future than a Vasectomy.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Oh there is a short term upside to this too...

    How do I say this without getting banned :think:

    OK, to quote from Sixteen Candles and the Donger

    You can "Yankee your Wankee"... Doctors orders :thumbup:
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