Proof that Aussies and Americans both dislike soccer...

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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    ;)
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    WTF is going on here?
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Dissidentman wrote:
    WTF is going on here?
    What? Can't you keep up?? :lol:

    Just all good fun mate! :D
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    WTF is going on here?
    What? Can't you keep up?? :lol:

    Just all good fun mate! :D

    I need a god damn OZ to US dictionary or something...
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    WTF is going on here?
    What? Can't you keep up?? :lol:

    Just all good fun mate! :D

    I need a god damn OZ to US dictionary or something...


    :lol: Hell sometimes I need one to convert 5yo banter to "adult", but I reckon you're on to something.smiley-think004.gif
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:

    What? Can't you keep up?? :lol:

    Just all good fun mate! :D

    I need a god damn OZ to US dictionary or something...


    :lol: Hell sometimes I need one to convert 5yo banter to "adult", but I reckon you're on to something.smiley-think004.gif

    Luckily I found this...

    http://www.statsci.org/smyth/ozus.html
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Luckily I found this...

    http://www.statsci.org/smyth/ozus.html


    LORRY???!!!??? Seriously NO-ONE here says LORRY! It's usually something more of "That f*cken truck couldn't get any further up my arse if it was giving me an enema!!" It's a f*cken truck.

    OK so a fair amount of that may help you, but the rest of it. There is shit in there I have never heard anyone say. But good for laugh! 8-)
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,827
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    All i know is that when i drive by the elementary schools or high schools their is a bunch of soccer being played by young American Boys & Girls ...

    Because it's low maintenance, and the plethora of soccer moms don't want their little darlings getting hurt.

    What :? that does not make any sense at all it figures coming from a Philly fan ,all is good in the world specially when the Yankees again beat down your Philly's :lol::lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,571
    josevolution wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    All i know is that when i drive by the elementary schools or high schools their is a bunch of soccer being played by young American Boys & Girls ...

    Because it's low maintenance, and the plethora of soccer moms don't want their little darlings getting hurt.

    What :? that does not make any sense at all it figures coming from a Philly fan ,all is good in the world specially when the Yankees again beat down your Philly's :lol::lol:

    What makes less sense is the horrid grammar and misuse of the English language here. First, it's Phillies. Second, your adopted bandwagon team that are VERY easy to root for just got smoked by a 47 year old soft tosser tonight. Third, what doesn't make sense about my reasoning for Americans liking soccer because you see kids outside of grade schools playing the game? And I told you why that is - everyone is able to participate, it's excellent conditioning for smaller children, it's a form of safe babysitting for families, and parents - specifically moms- like their kids playing the sport instead of football because it's less physical with a less chance of getting hurt, aaaaannnnnd it's low maintenance - as in all you need is a round ball and pair of shorts to play. Moms and dads don't need to shell out a bunch of money on equipment and the such. I hope this is dumbed down enough, even for you. ;) Toodles. 8-)

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