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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,842
    imalive said:

    You know his girl likes to party. No way those two don't do massive amounts of blow

    is his girl gretzky's daughter?

    Yeah. Paulina Gretzky. Now that I think about it...this isn't shocking at all.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,152

    imalive said:

    You know his girl likes to party. No way those two don't do massive amounts of blow

    is his girl gretzky's daughter?

    Yeah. Paulina Gretzky. Now that I think about it...this isn't shocking at all.
    she needs her own thread.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837
    edited August 2014
    6 month suspension for third failed drug test. Test positive for pot in 2009 and coke in 2012 and 2014.
    Post edited by Cliffy6745 on
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Silly Johnson. You are supposed to announce your dream of playing outfield for the Birmingham Barons when you get a hush-hush suspension.
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,842

    6 month suspension for third failed drug test. Test positive for pot in 2009 and coke in 2012 and 2014.

    Brutal. Apparently there are a bunch of rumors of him having affairs with wives of other guys on the tour.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837
    That's fucking awesome. I wouldn't last 5 minutes on the tour. I can't imagine the shit that goes on.

    Funny, NBC ran like a 20 minute segment on Jimmy Walker and his wife on one of those "Inside the PGA" shows or whatever before a tournament broadcast. She was corny as hell. They travel together in an RV with their kids and she is crazy competitive and all. I hoped he banged her in their RV.
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,842

    That's fucking awesome. I wouldn't last 5 minutes on the tour. I can't imagine the shit that goes on.


    Ha...I'd be a fucking mess if I were on the tour.

    That story about Rory is insane...I kinda hope it's true.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837

    That's fucking awesome. I wouldn't last 5 minutes on the tour. I can't imagine the shit that goes on.


    Ha...I'd be a fucking mess if I were on the tour.

    That story about Rory is insane...I kinda hope it's true.
    Disaster

    I pray it is true and it is true in my book moving forward.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837
    Holy shit, this dude has skeletons

    "In 2001, he was among five teens involved in burglary where somebody stole a gun. According to court documents, Johnson was persuaded to buy bullets for the gun by a friend's older brother. Later that month the brother, Steve Gillian, was charged with murder after shooting the victim multiple times in the head with that gun.

    Because of Johnson's connection to the crime, he had to pay restitution for the theft and agree to testify at the murder trail. Gillian is serving life without parole."
  • Maybe the next time he has the urge to do coke, he should just punch his girlfriend. Might get a lighter suspension. Oops, wrong sport.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    yeah but tiger is the only cheating dick on tour :-S
  • norm said:

    yeah but tiger is the only cheating dick on tour :-S

    If that glass table story is true, that guy has some stones. I wouldn't put my johnson near anything that could potentially slice it right off. A glass table? Seriously? That is asking for trouble.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837
    Seriously though, dude must have a pretty serious habit. Not the easiest stuff to test positive for. Dude was doing blow the week of the us open
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,842

    Seriously though, dude must have a pretty serious habit. Not the easiest stuff to test positive for. Dude was doing blow the week of the us open


    Yeah I was just thinking the same thing. Pretty sure you have to do a decent amount of coke for it to stay in your system for a few days. The week of the US open...this guy is a fucking maniac. Weird cuz he's having one of his best years of his career...imagine what this guy could have accomplished already if he wasn't such a mess.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837

    Seriously though, dude must have a pretty serious habit. Not the easiest stuff to test positive for. Dude was doing blow the week of the us open


    Yeah I was just thinking the same thing. Pretty sure you have to do a decent amount of coke for it to stay in your system for a few days. The week of the US open...this guy is a fucking maniac. Weird cuz he's having one of his best years of his career...imagine what this guy could have accomplished already if he wasn't such a mess.
    Ha, yeah, maniac sounds about right. I always thought the same thing about tiger after all that shit came out. Drugs are a bit of a different story but tiger clearly blocked all the other shit out when he was on the course
  • Funny thing is, the tour doesn't announce suspensions. I wonder how many guys on tour have had similar "injuries".
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    According to Business Insider, Johnson made more off the course ($4.5M) then he did on the course ($4.3M) in 2012. He is thirty years old.

    His next 15 years are his prime sponsorship years. Let's say his sponsor money increases 5% each year ... That's $97M he will most likely lose out on. And I think that is a modest estimate.

    It is interesting to follow the link to see what the top 20 make. Everyone makes more off the course then they do playing.

    businessinsider.com/highest-paid-golfers-endorsements-2013-1?op=1
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,152
    norm said:

    yeah but tiger is the only cheating dick on tour :-S

    fuck him.

    I'm a big fan of DJ ;)
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837
    Jason P said:

    According to Business Insider, Johnson made more off the course ($4.5M) then he did on the course ($4.3M) in 2012. He is thirty years old.

    His next 15 years are his prime sponsorship years. Let's say his sponsor money increases 5% each year ... That's $97M he will most likely lose out on. And I think that is a modest estimate.

    It is interesting to follow the link to see what the top 20 make. Everyone makes more off the course then they do playing.

    businessinsider.com/highest-paid-golfers-endorsements-2013-1?op=1

    Please, he's not losing all his sponsorships. He's a top 5 American golfer who is suspended for 6 months for what is "reported" as coke. It obviously is but the reason the PGA doesn't announce these things is because everyone is on the same team and there is a ton of sponsorship money to go around. Having an electric and good player like Johnson on the tour is a good thing, even of he likes to party. He'll be back and he'll be making a ton of money
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837
    A fucking 27! I have obviously made my opinion of him clear, but good god that is impressive
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,152

    A fucking 27! I have obviously made my opinion of him clear, but good god that is impressive

    yeah, it is. can you all just get over tiger? he's old news.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,837
    imalive said:

    A fucking 27! I have obviously made my opinion of him clear, but good god that is impressive

    yeah, it is. can you all just get over tiger? he's old news.

    But Sergio is new news?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    fuck sergio
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    and then there's this:
    On Friday, Golf.com reported that Johnson had been suspended for six months. A few hours later, the PGA Tour said the report was wrong.

    "With regard to media reports that Dustin Johnson has been suspended by the PGA Tour, this is to clarify that Mr. Johnson has taken a voluntary leave of absence and is not under a suspension from the PGA Tour," a statement read.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    norm said:

    fuck sergio

    ha, ha +1

    (But like Cliffy said, impressive. What the fuck happened on 11 that he only had par?)
    I've met Rob

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    This place is dead

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138

    Jason P said:

    According to Business Insider, Johnson made more off the course ($4.5M) then he did on the course ($4.3M) in 2012. He is thirty years old.

    His next 15 years are his prime sponsorship years. Let's say his sponsor money increases 5% each year ... That's $97M he will most likely lose out on. And I think that is a modest estimate.

    It is interesting to follow the link to see what the top 20 make. Everyone makes more off the course then they do playing.

    businessinsider.com/highest-paid-golfers-endorsements-2013-1?op=1

    Please, he's not losing all his sponsorships. He's a top 5 American golfer who is suspended for 6 months for what is "reported" as coke. It obviously is but the reason the PGA doesn't announce these things is because everyone is on the same team and there is a ton of sponsorship money to go around. Having an electric and good player like Johnson on the tour is a good thing, even of he likes to party. He'll be back and he'll be making a ton of money
    In hindsight, you're right. He has tapped into an untouched commercial market. For years Gillette has just focused on men's facial hair. Now the untapped market of cutting rails of coke is wide open. Coke may even be interested in a dual sponsorship.

    And AshleyMadison.com now has a prolific name to flag their product. The sky is the limit.

    Combine that with the fact that Americans have an attention span of three days and you have a winning combo.

    It's time for Dustin Brown to turn that frown upside down!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Jason P said:

    Jason P said:

    According to Business Insider, Johnson made more off the course ($4.5M) then he did on the course ($4.3M) in 2012. He is thirty years old.

    His next 15 years are his prime sponsorship years. Let's say his sponsor money increases 5% each year ... That's $97M he will most likely lose out on. And I think that is a modest estimate.

    It is interesting to follow the link to see what the top 20 make. Everyone makes more off the course then they do playing.

    businessinsider.com/highest-paid-golfers-endorsements-2013-1?op=1

    Please, he's not losing all his sponsorships. He's a top 5 American golfer who is suspended for 6 months for what is "reported" as coke. It obviously is but the reason the PGA doesn't announce these things is because everyone is on the same team and there is a ton of sponsorship money to go around. Having an electric and good player like Johnson on the tour is a good thing, even of he likes to party. He'll be back and he'll be making a ton of money
    In hindsight, you're right. He has tapped into an untouched commercial market. For years Gillette has just focused on men's facial hair. Now the untapped market of cutting rails of coke is wide open. Coke may even be interested in a dual sponsorship.

    And AshleyMadison.com now has a prolific name to flag their product. The sky is the limit.

    Combine that with the fact that Americans have an attention span of three days and you have a winning combo.

    It's time for Dustin Johnson to turn that frown upside down!
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