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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,169
    I’ve said some weird shit in my life. I couldn’t imagine what I’d say if I was tiger woods 

    I know my boy cliffy never told some ho he’d choke her.

    cliffy is cool; eldrick is a garbage human while being able to hit a little white ball. 
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    Wobbie said:
    I’ve said some weird shit in my life. I couldn’t imagine what I’d say if I was tiger woods 

    I know my boy cliffy never told some ho he’d choke her.

    cliffy is cool; eldrick is a garbage human while being able to hit a little white ball. 
    That I have not
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,169
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    I hate this schedule. Fuck football.


    no........fuck tiger.
    Fuck Tiger???   F- that, Golf is so much more exciting when Tiger is playing a tourney even if you hate him.....

    I’m guessing you’re a woman....actual tiger text to one of his porn star mistresses: “l’ll Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass i own.” wow....he even has trouble with capitalization like his buddy trump.
    I am sure we are missing some context.
    “context”? he’s a phony “got away from my buddhist roots” motherfucker. 

    just one man’s opinion.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there.Posts: 34,320
    edited August 10
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    I hate this schedule. Fuck football.


    no........fuck tiger.
    Fuck Tiger???   F- that, Golf is so much more exciting when Tiger is playing a tourney even if you hate him.....

    I’m guessing you’re a woman....actual tiger text to one of his porn star mistresses: “l’ll Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass i own.” wow....he even has trouble with capitalization like his buddy trump.
    I am sure we are missing some context.
    “context”? he’s a phony “got away from my buddhist roots” motherfucker. 

    just one man’s opinion.
    You have admitted that you hate the guy because he cheated on his wife and because he is a bad tipper.

    So, then, you should also hate 99% of professional athletes.
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  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 11,794
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    I hate this schedule. Fuck football.


    no........fuck tiger.
    Fuck Tiger???   F- that, Golf is so much more exciting when Tiger is playing a tourney even if you hate him.....

    I’m guessing you’re a woman....actual tiger text to one of his porn star mistresses: “l’ll Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass i own.” wow....he even has trouble with capitalization like his buddy trump.
    I am sure we are missing some context.
    “context”? he’s a phony “got away from my buddhist roots” motherfucker. 

    just one man’s opinion.
    I was kidding about the context. 
  • JojoRiceJojoRice Kennesaw, GAPosts: 1,457
    Bryson getting more heat for slow play. PGA needs to enforce shot clock better. He took over 3 minutes to take a 70 yard shot. 
    "I got memories, I got shit"
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  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 11,794
    edited August 10
    JojoRice said:
    Bryson getting more heat for slow play. PGA needs to enforce shot clock better. He took over 3 minutes to take a 70 yard shot. 
    The top players in the game are speaking out.  They need to do something.  Sports should be about physicality and quick decision making.  QB’s get about three seconds to make a throw. Baseball players get less than a second to swing.  Bryson has three minutes to hit a ball that is sitting on the ground not moving.
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  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, INPosts: 3,056
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    Wobbie said:
    I hate this schedule. Fuck football.


    no........fuck tiger.
    Fuck Tiger???   F- that, Golf is so much more exciting when Tiger is playing a tourney even if you hate him.....

    I’m guessing you’re a woman....actual tiger text to one of his porn star mistresses: “l’ll Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass i own.” wow....he even has trouble with capitalization like his buddy trump.
    I am sure we are missing some context.
    “context”? he’s a phony “got away from my buddhist roots” motherfucker. 

    just one man’s opinion.
    You have admitted that you hate the guy because he cheated on his wife and because he is a bad tipper.

    So, then, you should also hate 99% of professional athletes.

    I've already tried using logic with him about this. He's likes himself some Urban Meyer, sooo....
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 11,794
    I wonder what scores would be like if the leaders teed off first on the weekend when the greens are smooth and the weather is benign. 
  • bbiggsbbiggs Posts: 3,517
    I played the worst golf gambling game ever today. Wolf. I’ve played it before, but I forgot how dumb it was. It’s a complete game of chance rather than skill. My buddy shot 79. I shot 86. My other 2 buddies shot 98 and 99. I was by far the biggest loser. What a stupid f’n game. Lol 
  • bflynn1bflynn1 Posts: 1,304
    I played wolf yesterday and won $35. Paid for me and my date's first couple drinks last night :grin:
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    The Korn Ferry tournament is riveting. Amazing, life changing stuff.
  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 11,794
    I was hoping Patrick Reed would just go away.  
  • Indifference71Indifference71 ChicagoPosts: 13,206
    Heading to the BMW today....got hooked up with some pretty sweet tickets.  79 and sunny...should be a good time.
    6/18/03, 5/17/06, 6/30/06, 8/5/07, 6/22/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 5/7/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 7/19/13, 11/21/13, 11/23/13, 11/24/13, 10/17/14, 10/20/14, 4/18/16, 4/20/16, 5/2/16, 5/3/16, 8/20/16, 8/22/16
  • Indifference71Indifference71 ChicagoPosts: 13,206
    Great day at Medinah yesterday.  Such a beautiful course.  Everything was great except all of the Tiger bros.  What a complete circus....grown men running around and jumping up and down acting like complete assholes.  It's a pretty sad scene.  Followed the Koepka/Rory/Reed group for a few holes on the back 9...it's amazing to watch these guys do it in person.


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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    Great day at Medinah yesterday.  Such a beautiful course.  Everything was great except all of the Tiger bros.  What a complete circus....grown men running around and jumping up and down acting like complete assholes.  It's a pretty sad scene.  Followed the Koepka/Rory/Reed group for a few holes on the back 9...it's amazing to watch these guys do it in person.


    It’s a completely different sport in person. They are good 
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    Some really good names in the korn ferry tournament. Plus the Am. It’s an amazing weekend of golf 
  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 11,794
    Wow.  JT on 16 holing out.
  • wndowpaynewndowpayne Posts: 1,017
    Can only imagine what it would be like to be 180 yards out and pull a 7 or 8 iron...
    Charlottesville 2013
    Hampton 2016

  • bbiggsbbiggs Posts: 3,517
    Medinah is too easy for these guys with soft conditions. They’re going right at every pin, hence the scores. 
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    bbiggs said:
    Medinah is too easy for these guys with soft conditions. They’re going right at every pin, hence the scores. 
    There isn’t a course in the country that isn’t too easy for them with soft conditions 
  • bbiggsbbiggs Posts: 3,517
    bbiggs said:
    Medinah is too easy for these guys with soft conditions. They’re going right at every pin, hence the scores. 
    There isn’t a course in the country that isn’t too easy for them with soft conditions 
    That’s very true. Tomorrow might be even softer. More rain expected. 
  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 11,794
    bbiggs said:
    Medinah is too easy for these guys with soft conditions. They’re going right at every pin, hence the scores. 
    There isn’t a course in the country that isn’t too easy for them with soft conditions 
    Yeah.  The U.S. Open courses would play this way too if they weren’t setup to be super difficult and there was rain.
  • bflynn1bflynn1 Posts: 1,304
    Had a group behind us this morning drive up to us in the fairway and tell us we needed to pick up the pace or they'd call the marshal... we were a foursome and were in the fairway on #7 an hour into our round. Haha

    Almost resulted in a fight. People are ridiculous sometimes.
  • bbiggsbbiggs Posts: 3,517
    bflynn1 said:
    Had a group behind us this morning drive up to us in the fairway and tell us we needed to pick up the pace or they'd call the marshal... we were a foursome and were in the fairway on #7 an hour into our round. Haha

    Almost resulted in a fight. People are ridiculous sometimes.
    Yikes. Pacing for less than 3 hours and being told to pick it up is ridiculous. I would have told them to piss off. 
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    I would have put a tee in the ground and hit one right back at them
  • bflynn1bflynn1 Posts: 1,304
    I would have put a tee in the ground and hit one right back at them
    That's what I said to one of the guys in our group haha. We finished the round in 3 hours and 15 mins which included a 5 min stop at the clubhouse after 9. 
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    The Am is good 
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    Huge par putt for the ogletree kid
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 28,871
    Oh my god. Dude 4 putts to end it. 

    3 years in a row I am cheering for the guy that loses. 
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