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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    JWPearl said:

    I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors
    So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this
    They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start
    Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the
    Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast
    Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw

    Sounds like Blood Diner.
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    InHiding80 said:

    JWPearl said:

    I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors
    So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this
    They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start
    Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the
    Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast
    Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw

    Sounds like Blood Diner.
    Did you watch it too and what do you think of it
  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,349
    Matrix 3
  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    God bless ya if you can get through 200 Motels
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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    London Has Fallen
    Jesus, this was completely ridiculous.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    edited September 2016
    JWPearl said:

    InHiding80 said:

    JWPearl said:

    I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors
    So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this
    They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start
    Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the
    Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast
    Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw

    Sounds like Blood Diner.
    Did you watch it too and what do you think of it
    No but I've seen reviews of it and the trailer on YouTube. Looks like a really pitch black horror comedy similar to movies like Frankenhooker.

    I remember being freaked out by the poster for it because it was always at the video store when I was a kid.
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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    JWPearl said:

    I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors
    So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this
    They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start
    Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the
    Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast
    Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw

    Hahahah, somehow I dont think I have seen this one.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Massara133
    Massara133 Stettler AB Canada Posts: 431
    InHiding80 said:

    eddiec said:

    Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM

    How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.

    The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
    C'mon! Spoiler! ;)
    10
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    InHiding80 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    HesCalledDyer said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    I watched Tusk.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited September 2016
    SmallestOceans said:

    God bless ya if you can get through 200 Motels

    I've made it through 200 Motels AND Baby Snakes.

    I must be doubly blessed.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    ^I got through it as well, but man did I get lost
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    Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
    Central Park 15
    Fort Lauderdale 16, Miami 16, Tampa 16, Jacksonville 16, Greenville 16, Hampton 16, Columbia 16, Lexington 16, Philly1 16, Philly2 16, NYC1 16, NYC2 16, Quebec City 16, Ottawa 16, Toronto1 16, Toronto2 16, Fenway1 16, Fenway2 16, Wrigley1 16, Wrigley2 16


  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Massara133 said:

    InHiding80 said:

    eddiec said:

    Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM

    How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.

    The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
    C'mon! Spoiler! ;)
    Well it's not THE main bad guy.
  • ledvedderman
    ledvedderman Posts: 7,762
    Beastly. Saw it on a terrible date.

    /thread
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    Speaking of MST3K... The Final Sacrifice.

    ROWSDOWER!
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    HesCalledDyer said:

    Speaking of MST3K... The Final Sacrifice.

    ROWSDOWER!

    "I wonder if there's beer on the sun."
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Malroth said:

    HesCalledDyer said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    I watched Tusk.
    Sooo what'd ya think?

    You'll never get that 1:45 back. It's gone.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    HesCalledDyer said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    The fight scene is hilarious.

    Spoiler alert:

    How about the end where the ex threw him a fish at the aquarium?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    HesCalledDyer said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    The fight scene is hilarious.

    Spoiler alert:

    How about the end where the ex threw him a fish at the aquarium?
    So not by a long shot?
    I have seen this movie and there are a lot worse. Some good stuff in Tusk.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Malroth said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    HesCalledDyer said:

    InHiding80 said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    The fight scene is hilarious.

    Spoiler alert:

    How about the end where the ex threw him a fish at the aquarium?
    So not by a long shot?
    I have seen this movie and there are a lot worse. Some good stuff in Tusk.
    Haha

    There might be worse out there, but it gets my nomination regardless!
    "My brain's a good brain!"

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