What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    Massara133 said:

    I haven't read all the pages, but I'm going to assume this movie has already been mentioned, I think it was called the Wicker Man, with Nicholas Cage. So fucking bad.

    That is a remake of a pretty good movie.
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Massara133 said:

    I haven't read all the pages, but I'm going to assume this movie has already been mentioned, I think it was called the Wicker Man, with Nicholas Cage. So fucking bad.

    Unless you watch it as a comedy like The Happening or The Room. I recommend the Rifftrax commentary for it as well.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
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  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,959
    Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,966
    eddiec said:

    Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM

    Lol, I have seen this movie, don't recall much of it, but seen it was when I was kid
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    eddiec said:

    Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM

    How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.

    The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,165
    InHiding80 said:

    eddiec said:

    Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM

    How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.

    The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
    that should be in "The Worst Fight Scene Ever" thread" :lol:
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Just watched a VERY VERY low budget B movie about a girl that wanted to ride in a rodeo.. It was so low budget that 16 or so scenes had no sound dubbed in!! And they kept switching back and forth referring to the horse as female, then male.. Several times too! Super horrible film making!! Lol
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,111
    lol. check this out:
    United Passions was also a box office bomb, becoming the lowest-grossing film of all time in American history (with $918[490]), surpassing the previous record held by I Kissed a Vampire ($1,380) in 2012, while going straight to DVD in France and lacking any distribution in a number of other European countries.[491][492] Several of the people involved in United Passions later expressed regret over the film. Director Auburtin called United Passions "a disaster" and added "Now I'm seen as bad as the guy who brought AIDS to Africa or the guy who caused the financial crisis ... apparently I am a propaganda guy making films for corrupt people."[492][493] Tim Roth apologized for taking part in the film and admitted that he took the job in United Passions for the money.[493
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    $918??? So, like, 88 people went to see this film? Wow!!
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    edited September 2016
    I just watched the preview of United Passions, and for a good minute I could have sworn I was watching a youtube ad that comes before the video, because the preview came off exactly like one of those Canada Heritage Minutes that you see during the intermission on CBC Hockey Night in Canada, hahaha. They're these reenactments of historical Canadian moments, like when some Canadian guy invented basketball by cutting a hole in the bottom of a fruit basket. :lol:
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  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,111
    PJ_Soul said:

    I just watched the preview of United Passions, and for a good minute I could have sworn I was watching a youtube ad that comes before the video, because the preview came off exactly like one of those Canada Heritage Minutes that you see during the intermission on CBC Hockey Night in Canada, hahaha. They're these reenactments of historical Canadian moments, like when some Canadian guy invented basketball by cutting a hole in the bottom of a fruit basket. :lol:

    It was that bad?! Lol
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Safe travels Rob.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Titanic... who knew that fucker would sink? Gutted :bawling:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    Spring Breakers - holy shit you gotta see this atrocity. even hot girls don't make it watchable.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    pjhawks said:

    Spring Breakers - holy shit you gotta see this atrocity. even hot girls don't make it watchable.

    I watched it.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • pjalive21
    pjalive21 St. Louis, MO Posts: 2,818
    Legion.........walked out halfway through that movie
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors
    So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this
    They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start
    Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the
    Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast
    Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw

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