Tiger Woods to speak Friday

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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    norm wrote:
    I think this will be a little closer to what we will see Tiger say on Friday......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Golf sucks... unless you are drunk and playing.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,283
    This is ultra lame....
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,283
    Golf sucks... unless you are drunk and playing.


    No way. Golf is great!

    I wish I was playing right now!
  • PJ_LukinPJ_Lukin Posts: 2,049
    Script.... Tiger: (Looking sincerely at the camera with a sustained pause....) I am truly sorry...

    This fucking guy is a jerk of the first order.
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  • adam42381adam42381 Posts: 2,505
    "Elin never hit me."

    Riiiiiiight.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    mca47 wrote:
    Golf sucks... unless you are drunk and playing.


    No way. Golf is great!

    I wish I was playing right now!
    Gonna have to side with LikeAnOcean on this one ;)
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,741
    Damn dude, just come back and play golf. Fuck, "one day", "have not ruled out this year"
  • Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Damn dude, just come back and play golf. Fuck, "one day", "have not ruled out this year"

    Yeah, he needs to get back out there. This is ridiculous. Like when Jordan "retired" during his prime to play baseball.
  • So who plays Tiger when SNL comes back live?

    That last sob when he left the podium was a bit much. But why didn't Arod go through this when he cheated on his wife?
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I could give 2 shits about Tiger Woods and his fiasco. I just caught the end of his apology. I have to say, that hug he gave his mom almost made me cry. The bond between a mom and her son(s) is amazing. Most days I'd like to clobber my 14 year old son but when he needs MOM I'm always there for him. I know he will always come to me and he knows i'm here for him.
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,741
    Anyone watch that porn starts reaction, that was some funny fucking shit.
  • PJPixie wrote:
    I could give 2 shits about Tiger Woods and his fiasco. I just caught the end of his apology. I have to say, that hug he gave his mom almost made me cry. The bond between a mom and her son(s) is amazing. Most days I'd like to clobber my 14 year old son but when he needs MOM I'm always there for him. I know he will always come to me and he knows i'm here for him.

    That's a great pic of you with Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart. When did you meet him?
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    PJPixie wrote:
    I could give 2 shits about Tiger Woods and his fiasco. I just caught the end of his apology. I have to say, that hug he gave his mom almost made me cry. The bond between a mom and her son(s) is amazing. Most days I'd like to clobber my 14 year old son but when he needs MOM I'm always there for him. I know he will always come to me and he knows i'm here for him.

    That's a great pic of you with Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart. When did you meet him?
    Lol!
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    PJPixie wrote:
    I could give 2 shits about Tiger Woods and his fiasco. I just caught the end of his apology. I have to say, that hug he gave his mom almost made me cry. The bond between a mom and her son(s) is amazing. Most days I'd like to clobber my 14 year old son but when he needs MOM I'm always there for him. I know he will always come to me and he knows i'm here for him.

    That's a great pic of you with Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart. When did you meet him?

    About a month ago at a show in Hollywood. The funny thing is, I've seen him all over the place (including Pearl Jam shows) but I've never stopped to chat with him. I'm not sure why I did this last time but he was totally nice and cool.
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    The best expression of Love is Time.
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  • Considering how much the media focuses on him and his family, it's amzing Tiger was able to hid this side of him from the public for so long.

    Golf needs him back ASAP!
    He floated back down 'cause he wanted to share, his key to the locks on the chains he saw everywhere.
  • PJPixie wrote:
    PJPixie wrote:
    I could give 2 shits about Tiger Woods and his fiasco. I just caught the end of his apology. I have to say, that hug he gave his mom almost made me cry. The bond between a mom and her son(s) is amazing. Most days I'd like to clobber my 14 year old son but when he needs MOM I'm always there for him. I know he will always come to me and he knows i'm here for him.

    That's a great pic of you with Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart. When did you meet him?

    About a month ago at a show in Hollywood. The funny thing is, I've seen him all over the place (including Pearl Jam shows) but I've never stopped to chat with him. I'm not sure why I did this last time but he was totally nice and cool.

    I thought it was Ron Jeremy at first. :lol:
  • Pretty good statement/apology. He seems sincere about getting his life back together.

    When he comes back, I'll watch him, I can bet my entire life savings that he's not the only cheating scumbag on the PGA tour.
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  • Pretty good statement/apology. He seems sincere about getting his life back together.

    When he comes back, I'll watch him, I can bet my entire life savings that he's not the only cheating scumbag on the PGA tour.
    yep

    http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/fe ... t-1315.htm
  • They were watching here in the conference room and I noticed his Mum couldn't even look at him.

    I love how when celebrities get caught cheating it is because of a sex addiction meanwhile Joe Blow (no pun intended ;) )next door is just a douchebag for cheating.

    He thanked people for reaching out...uh Tiger I think it was you doing the reaching out ;)

    Also on another note I am not sure I bothered going in there to watch. Not my finest hour.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Damn dude, just come back and play golf. Fuck, "one day", "have not ruled out this year"


    seriously...he didn't need to apologize to any of us...just tell us when you're playing again
  • I thought it was Ron Jeremy at first. :lol:
    It's not????
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    What I learn from this whole Tiger Woods scandal is that you can't become the greatest player in your field of profession without banging a lot of broads along the way.

    He's now in the same league as Babe Ruth and Walt Chamberlain!
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  • [quote="YourDirtisMyfood"About a month ago at a show in Hollywood. The funny thing is, I've seen him all over the place (including Pearl Jam shows) but I've never stopped to chat with him. I'm not sure why I did this last time but he was totally nice and cool.[/quote]

    I thought it was Ron Jeremy at first. :lol:[/quote]
    Holy shit! I've been seeing that pic for some time now and I've thought all along it was Ron Jeremy....never once thought it was Hart! That weasel!! :D
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,978

    I thought it was Ron Jeremy at first. :lol:

    It is RJ, isn't it? :wtf:

    Less importantly...I had one minor quibble with Tiger's statement (other than the "Elin never tried to hurt me" spin :lol: )....I doubt the TW Foundation has helped "millions" of kids. "Millions" is a lot and, besides, even mentioning it was a lame deflection.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • He took a step in the right direction...

    I gotta say it...he isn't Tiger anymore he is Cheetaah.

    So sorry
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,283
    All I know is that I wish I had a robotic version of myself that would step in to make insincere apologies for all the things I fuck up! hahahaha!

    Maybe that's what they've been doing these last few months...making a Tiger Woods robot.

    After the conference, I would have loved to see an ad...

    "Get your Sorry-Bot 2000 today!

    Are you sick of apologizing for things you do or say?
    With Sorry-Bot 2000, we take the embarrassment and humiliation out of those pesky apologies.
    Simply provide a photo, and in 4 short weeks, we will deliver your Sorry-Bot 2000 right to your door.

    Never feel guilty about anything again...
    With Sorry-Bot!"


    :D
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    LONGRD wrote:
    What I learn from this whole Tiger Woods scandal is that you can't become the greatest player in your field of profession without banging a lot of broads along the way.

    He's now in the same league as Babe Ruth and Walt Chamberlain!


    Or being accused of raping one... :?

    i.e. Kobe Bryant

    It's a riot going to Jazz games when the Lakers are in town. There is a constant chant of "RA-PIST" the whole game. Hilarious. :lol:
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  • RW81233RW81233 Posts: 2,393
    He's not even close to Wilt the Stilt...
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,184
    RW81233 wrote:
    He's not even close to Wilt the Stilt...

    Wilt was *UBER ALLES* them ALL, no one comes close. Now he was a FREAK, he's smiling right now! :D

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