I think the press conference will go something like this:
TW = Tiger Woods
R = Reporter
phewwwwwww... if you hadnt explained the TW = Tiger Woods bit, I would have had no clue who you were on about! :thumbup:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
TW - "I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for getting caught" (juggling a golf ball on his club).
R - "Tiger how are you and your wife going? Any chance of reconciling?"
TW - "no... she realised I look like Will Smith in that movie where he finds out he is allergic to bee stings. She also realised that she is rather hot and only married me for the money... which is kinda heartless if you ask me, but then I did spend the last few years sinking my putter into any hole i could. Which is why I've ordered a Vietnamese hooker from a website... even with my bee stung face she said she'd love me long time... plus she said she will caddy for me as she does a mean trick with a golf ball... used to be a ping pong ball...
R - ok Tigger thanks
TW - it's Tiger... not tigger
R - learn to drive properly fuckteeth
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
TW - "I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for getting caught" (juggling a golf ball on his club).
R - "Tiger how are you and your wife going? Any chance of reconciling?"
TW - "no... she realised I look like Will Smith in that movie where he finds out he is allergic to bee stings. She also realised that she is rather hot and only married me for the money... which is kinda heartless if you ask me, but then I did spend the last few years sinking my putter into any hole i could. Which is why I've ordered a Vietnamese hooker from a website... even with my bee stung face she said she'd love me long time... plus she said she will caddy for me as she does a mean trick with a golf ball... used to be a ping pong ball...(holding a Gillette Fusion razor blade in one hand and an American Express card in the other whilst smiling and showing his pearly white teeth to the camera)
R - ok Tigger thanks
TW - it's Tiger... not tigger
R - learn to drive properly fuckteeth
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What could he possible say ?? He's a young guy worth millions and HORNY. He got married way too young, he should of waited till he was 40 or 50 yrs old. When your worth millions, women are everywhere !! He put his family thru hell and this will never go away.
I always hated this guy...seemed so phony to me, and now he's CLEARLY a dirtbag, but I don't need to hear an apology. That's between him and his wife...and maybe Rachel....and Cori....and Theresa.....and Veonica....and caddy Steve....and Holly...and anybody else he may/may not have been humping.
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I always hated this guy...seemed so phony to me, and now he's CLEARLY a dirtbag...
Ha ha! I have disliked him for YEARS, never understanding why everyone thought he was such a great guy when he seemed like such a pompous asshole. About 10 years ago, I joked with my husband that someday there would be a Tiger backlash and I'd be ahead of the trend. :twisted:
Lots of haters in this thread. It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to apologize
Tiger is going to play golf and win
Tiger is going to make $100 mil a year
Tiger is going to win at least 19 majors
No one will care that he banged a bunch of waitresses, strippers and porn stars.
Lots of haters in this thread. It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to apologize
Tiger is going to play golf and win
Tiger is going to make $100 mil a year
Tiger is going to win at least 19 majors
No one will care that he banged a bunch of waitresses, strippers and porn stars.
It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to lie to everyone(i.e. apologize)
Tiger is going to play golf.And swear and throw his clubs and spit.
Tiger is never going to make 100 mil a year again.
Tiger will not reach 19 majors.
Tiger will continue to bang a bunch of waitresses,strippers and porn stars.
"They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
is that exactly what I thought I read."
Lots of haters in this thread. It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to apologize
Tiger is going to play golf and win
Tiger is going to make $100 mil a year
Tiger is going to win at least 19 majors
No one will care that he banged a bunch of waitresses, strippers and porn stars.
It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to lie to everyone(i.e. apologize)
Tiger is going to play golf.And swear and throw his clubs and spit.
Tiger is never going to make 100 mil a year again.
Tiger will not reach 19 majors.
Tiger will continue to bang a bunch of waitresses,strippers and porn stars.
He is at $82 million a year with the sponosors that dropped him. He will get back to $100 mil and he will win 19 majors.
Lots of haters in this thread. It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to apologize
Tiger is going to play golf and win
Tiger is going to make $100 mil a year
Tiger is going to win at least 19 majors
No one will care that he banged a bunch of waitresses, strippers and porn stars.
It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to lie to everyone(i.e. apologize)
Tiger is going to play golf.And swear and throw his clubs and spit.
Tiger is never going to make 100 mil a year again.
Tiger will not reach 19 majors.
Tiger will continue to bang a bunch of waitresses,strippers and porn stars.
He is at $82 million a year with the sponosors that dropped him. He will get back to $100 mil and he will win 19 majors.
Not after Elin gets her cut.
"They don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
is that exactly what I thought I read."
In his first public speech after being signed by Nike he went on stage and said "Well...I guess hello world" which begat this commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSRzdXshLow that lasted for like 2 months or something until Nike realized rich, white people don't like to be called racists. Though it failed, that was sort of his coming out party for people to see who he "really was" (read: at that time some sort of politically active golfer which couldn't be further from the truth at this point).
Anyway, I think it would be freaking awesome if he came out and said "well...I guess hello world" and then states that he shouldn't have cheated, and that he's still going to kick phil mickelson's ass and tits the way he always has.
In his first public speech after being signed by Nike he went on stage and said "Well...I guess hello world" which begat this commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSRzdXshLow that lasted for like 2 months or something until Nike realized rich, white people don't like to be called racists. Though it failed, that was sort of his coming out party for people to see who he "really was" (read: at that time some sort of politically active golfer which couldn't be further from the truth at this point).
Anyway, I think it would be freaking awesome if he came out and said "well...I guess hello world" and then states that he shouldn't have cheated, and that he's still going to kick phil mickelson's ass and tits the way he always has.
In his first public speech after being signed by Nike he went on stage and said "Well...I guess hello world" which begat this commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSRzdXshLow that lasted for like 2 months or something until Nike realized rich, white people don't like to be called racists. Though it failed, that was sort of his coming out party for people to see who he "really was" (read: at that time some sort of politically active golfer which couldn't be further from the truth at this point).
Anyway, I think it would be freaking awesome if he came out and said "well...I guess hello world" and then states that he shouldn't have cheated, and that he's still going to kick phil mickelson's ass and tits the way he always has.
I'd watch that conference for sure.
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Just like you said months ago this would ALL go away. One things for sure he cant bang anymore with people like some in this thread all over his junk. Sorry people, I know his game is the BESTEST ever and all....but he is a pathetic loser in life.He would never get in the same building as his wife if not for all his millions being the goofiest muthfucker on earth and all. Its one thing to cheat, its another to be a complete fraud.He took all those millions in endorsements to act like a pro and portray a BS image........people dont forget that.
He shoulda laid all his cards on the table and fuckin moved on, his approach is a mindfuck.And tomorrow will be no different, as he will try to control his BS statement.Blah blah blah.
I cant believe people on this board would worship this tool as much as they did before this shit, and now they love him more. Since this a PJ board, if this happened to one of the band members after years of writing(lets face it) more sensitive songs than most, and turning out to be complete hypocrits.....I for one would be critical and feel dooped for all those years. Sure I would go on listening to them,attending shows.....but my respect would go out the door.Its OK to watch him dominate a bunch of out of shape,old white guys who are more concerned whats for dinner than winning......and still calling it like you see it.After all this my love for Derek Jeter has grown even more....thats a cat who gets it.Im all for being with the ladies.....But fuckin come on.....alll about his giant EGO, not sex
Just like you said months ago this would ALL go away. One things for sure he cant bang anymore with people like some in this thread all over his junk. Sorry people, I know his game is the BESTEST ever and all....but he is a pathetic loser in life.He would never get in the same building as his wife if not for all his millions being the goofiest muthfucker on earth and all. Its one thing to cheat, its another to be a complete fraud.He took all those millions in endorsements to act like a pro and portray a BS image........people dont forget that.
He shoulda laid all his cards on the table and fuckin moved on, his approach is a mindfuck.And tomorrow will be no different, as he will try to control his BS statement.Blah blah blah.
I cant believe people on this board would worship this tool as much as they did before this shit, and now they love him more. Since this a PJ board, if this happened to one of the band members after years of writing(lets face it) more sensitive songs than most, and turning out to be complete hypocrits.....I for one would be critical and feel dooped for all those years. Sure I would go on listening to them,attending shows.....but my respect would go out the door.Its OK to watch him dominate a bunch of out of shape,old white guys who are more concerned whats for dinner than winning......and still calling it like you see it.After all this my love for Derek Jeter has grown even more....thats a cat who gets it.Im all for being with the ladies.....But fuckin come on.....alll about his giant EGO, not sex
This will go away, it went away for Kobe, ARod, etc. He obviously can't do the same things he did and I assume he won't.
Almost no athlete would get in the same building as their wife if not for money.
I personally don't give a fuck about the mans personal life. I am Jeters biggest fan and respect the way he carries himself but the fact that Tiger cheated makes no difference to me. I wouldn't give a fuck if Eddie was banging strippers and I dont give a fuck if Tiger was. I enjoy Eddies music and love watching Tiger play golf. I dont see how their personal life is any of my business. No one is perfect and its not my job to judge them.
Edit: And I think anyone who thought that Tiger was his image made by Nike you were insane. The 1996 (i think) Esquire article called him out on all of this before.
Tiger exploited his own personal life on magazine covers with his Utopian image of his family and him the same way Sara Palin did with her kids and when its convienant they want people to leave em alone.He used that image to cash in. I understand people make mistakes, I for one am about 2nd, sometimes 3rd chances....but dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining. He's gonna be sad tomorrow because the good thing he had going with these nasty looking chicks is over and he got caught
I dont see too much concern for his wife or his beautiful children. Fuck him for being stupid, not for being a cheater....cause we all know there are worse things in life
I firmly believe that if Clinton didn't get caught and get a bunch of conservatives drooling about the details of his dirty deeds.......Bush wouldn't of happened, but thats another story. I agree about the privacy thing....but when your a walking billboard, your kind of inviting it in to a degree
Lots of haters in this thread. It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to apologize
Tiger is going to play golf and win
Tiger is going to make $100 mil a year
Tiger is going to win at least 19 majors
No one will care that he banged a bunch of waitresses, strippers and porn stars.
haha that's awesome. personally i hope he turns into "evil" tiger woods. by this i mean i hope he wears black instead of red on sundays, dumps his ugly wife and talks about how she sucked the life out of him and only put out to make babies which made him turn to other women (of course this isn't likely true, but still it'd make this even more spectacular), starts taunting opponents like pedro martinez and the crowd like collin montgomery, then when he makes a big shot finds the hottest white woman outside the ropes and makes out with her (only if she's willing, and let's face it he's tiger woods post-sex scandal...so some hot white woman will be interested). basically i am hoping he turns into happy gillmore, but actually the real version. if he goes back to the old corporate tiger woods i'll be bored but still root for him to break the record...i know it's wrong and i'm a sellout for hoping so, but can't help it.
CTV, TSN, Sportsnet and many other TV channels here that are broadcasting the Olympics will take time away from live coverage to broadcast Tiger Woods' LIVE speech! Are you kidding me?
Why? The guy was a playa. A raging sex alcoholic. Is that what he's gonna tell the world? "Yes world, I cheated with a few hussy's for the booty. I mean come on. Day by day I hit a ball into a hole. Don't you know how boring that is? Each & every day. Thank god for the booty! I needed more action. To quote Scarface "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women!" One woman wasn't enough for me, so I needed more! I'm Tiger Woods damnit!"
"Tiger, do you have anything to say about your long list of women you've admitted to sleeping with?
Well done Mr. Hoff.
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phewwwwwww... if you hadnt explained the TW = Tiger Woods bit, I would have had no clue who you were on about! :thumbup:
TW = Tiger Woods
R = Reporter
TW - "I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for getting caught" (juggling a golf ball on his club).
R - "Tiger how are you and your wife going? Any chance of reconciling?"
TW - "no... she realised I look like Will Smith in that movie where he finds out he is allergic to bee stings. She also realised that she is rather hot and only married me for the money... which is kinda heartless if you ask me, but then I did spend the last few years sinking my putter into any hole i could. Which is why I've ordered a Vietnamese hooker from a website... even with my bee stung face she said she'd love me long time... plus she said she will caddy for me as she does a mean trick with a golf ball... used to be a ping pong ball...
R - ok Tigger thanks
TW - it's Tiger... not tigger
R - learn to drive properly fuckteeth
Just incase everyone thought it was Tiffany White or Terrence Williams.
TW - "I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for getting caught" (juggling a golf ball on his club).
R - "Tiger how are you and your wife going? Any chance of reconciling?"
TW - "no... she realised I look like Will Smith in that movie where he finds out he is allergic to bee stings. She also realised that she is rather hot and only married me for the money... which is kinda heartless if you ask me, but then I did spend the last few years sinking my putter into any hole i could. Which is why I've ordered a Vietnamese hooker from a website... even with my bee stung face she said she'd love me long time... plus she said she will caddy for me as she does a mean trick with a golf ball... used to be a ping pong ball...(holding a Gillette Fusion razor blade in one hand and an American Express card in the other whilst smiling and showing his pearly white teeth to the camera)
R - ok Tigger thanks
TW - it's Tiger... not tigger
R - learn to drive properly fuckteeth
No, I think it's gonna be shown on free TV.
I always hated this guy...seemed so phony to me, and now he's CLEARLY a dirtbag, but I don't need to hear an apology. That's between him and his wife...and maybe Rachel....and Cori....and Theresa.....and Veonica....and caddy Steve....and Holly...and anybody else he may/may not have been humping.
It would go something like this...
"Tiger, do you have anything to say about your long list of women you've admitted to sleeping with?
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
Ha ha! I have disliked him for YEARS, never understanding why everyone thought he was such a great guy when he seemed like such a pompous asshole. About 10 years ago, I joked with my husband that someday there would be a Tiger backlash and I'd be ahead of the trend. :twisted:
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
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Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Tiger is going to apologize
Tiger is going to play golf and win
Tiger is going to make $100 mil a year
Tiger is going to win at least 19 majors
No one will care that he banged a bunch of waitresses, strippers and porn stars.
It is going to go something like this.
Tiger is going to lie to everyone(i.e. apologize)
Tiger is going to play golf.And swear and throw his clubs and spit.
Tiger is never going to make 100 mil a year again.
Tiger will not reach 19 majors.
Tiger will continue to bang a bunch of waitresses,strippers and porn stars.
is that exactly what I thought I read."
He is at $82 million a year with the sponosors that dropped him. He will get back to $100 mil and he will win 19 majors.
is that exactly what I thought I read."
Well that may be true but he will still be making $100 mil.
They've both been clubbed by Norwiegans.
"You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
Anyway, I think it would be freaking awesome if he came out and said "well...I guess hello world" and then states that he shouldn't have cheated, and that he's still going to kick phil mickelson's ass and tits the way he always has.
I like the sound of this.
I'd watch that conference for sure.
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
He shoulda laid all his cards on the table and fuckin moved on, his approach is a mindfuck.And tomorrow will be no different, as he will try to control his BS statement.Blah blah blah.
I cant believe people on this board would worship this tool as much as they did before this shit, and now they love him more. Since this a PJ board, if this happened to one of the band members after years of writing(lets face it) more sensitive songs than most, and turning out to be complete hypocrits.....I for one would be critical and feel dooped for all those years. Sure I would go on listening to them,attending shows.....but my respect would go out the door.Its OK to watch him dominate a bunch of out of shape,old white guys who are more concerned whats for dinner than winning......and still calling it like you see it.After all this my love for Derek Jeter has grown even more....thats a cat who gets it.Im all for being with the ladies.....But fuckin come on.....alll about his giant EGO, not sex
Hail, Hail!!!
This will go away, it went away for Kobe, ARod, etc. He obviously can't do the same things he did and I assume he won't.
Almost no athlete would get in the same building as their wife if not for money.
I personally don't give a fuck about the mans personal life. I am Jeters biggest fan and respect the way he carries himself but the fact that Tiger cheated makes no difference to me. I wouldn't give a fuck if Eddie was banging strippers and I dont give a fuck if Tiger was. I enjoy Eddies music and love watching Tiger play golf. I dont see how their personal life is any of my business. No one is perfect and its not my job to judge them.
Edit: And I think anyone who thought that Tiger was his image made by Nike you were insane. The 1996 (i think) Esquire article called him out on all of this before.
I dont see too much concern for his wife or his beautiful children. Fuck him for being stupid, not for being a cheater....cause we all know there are worse things in life
I firmly believe that if Clinton didn't get caught and get a bunch of conservatives drooling about the details of his dirty deeds.......Bush wouldn't of happened, but thats another story. I agree about the privacy thing....but when your a walking billboard, your kind of inviting it in to a degree
well said and nicely done.
next...
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
hes not my type. but i guess i could amuse myself with him. i hope he likes taking orders and bending over.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Why? The guy was a playa. A raging sex alcoholic. Is that what he's gonna tell the world? "Yes world, I cheated with a few hussy's for the booty. I mean come on. Day by day I hit a ball into a hole. Don't you know how boring that is? Each & every day. Thank god for the booty! I needed more action. To quote Scarface "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women!" One woman wasn't enough for me, so I needed more! I'm Tiger Woods damnit!"