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Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
edited February 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
For 5 minutes and he will take no questions:

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/tig ... id=9865441

Way to man up Tiger.
I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,999
    Stone Is God wrote:
    For 5 minutes and he will take no questions:

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/tig ... id=9865441

    Way to man up Tiger.

    so gettin a pornstar pregnant twice was the straw that broke the Tigers back :lol:

    I wouldnt shake his hand after hearin all the nastyness
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    I hope he comes out and is like "I apologize for banging all of those nasty chicks. I do not apologize for banging the hot ones. See you on the course!"

    :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    timetable seems about right...about a month before arnie's tourney
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    norm wrote:
    timetable seems about right...about a month before arnie's tourney


    It would be a funny sight if Tiger spent all that time taking steroids, working out and gettin' all buff.

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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    What do you all think his reasons for apologizing are?

    Do you all think he's mainly making this apology in the hopes of keeping his endorsements?
    Is it an apology to try to get the public to forgive him for having a double life?
    Is he just doing this to try to erase this story from the public's mind so he can continue to prosper in his career?

    Isn't it too late for his marriage, or do you think he's partially doing it to help his wife's pride so they can continue to raise their family? :geek:
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  • Backspacer 76Backspacer 76 Posts: 963
    After weeks of hiding out Tiger Woods will finally speak on Friday and his
    one and only statement will be..............








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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    justam wrote:
    What do you all think his reasons for apologizing are?

    Do you all think he's mainly making this apology in the hopes of keeping his endorsements?
    Is it an apology to try to get the public to forgive him for having a double life?
    Is he just doing this to try to erase this story from the public's mind so he can continue to prosper in his career?

    Isn't it too late for his marriage, or do you think he's partially doing it to help his wife's pride so they can continue to raise their family? :geek:


    i'm assuming this is his announcing his return to competitive golf...i'm sure an apology will be there too although in my personal opinion the only people he needs to apologize to is his wife and family
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Hmm... according to wikipedia, his full name is Eldrick Tont Woods.

    I would love to be standing at a golf course when he's playing, slowly and steadily saying from the crowd: "Eldrick. Eldrick. Eldrick."
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    norm wrote:


    i'm assuming this is his announcing his return to competitive golf...i'm sure an apology will be there too although in my personal opinion the only people he needs to apologize to is his wife and family

    I agree. I just wondered what he was planning to say and why.
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    mca47 wrote:
    I hope he comes out and is like "I apologize for banging all of those nasty chicks. I do not apologize for banging the hot ones. See you on the course!"

    :lol:


    :lol::lol:
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    oh boy, can't wait, i'll be glued to the news. :roll:
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    81 wrote:
    oh boy, can't wait, i'll be glued to the news. :roll:

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    He's already requested that a hole be cut in the podium before speaking and a box of tissues be within close proximity.
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,924
    dcfaithful wrote:
    He's already requested that a hole be cut in the podium before speaking and a box of tissues be within close proximity.

    Nah, he will handle it like a man.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited February 2010
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    He's already requested that a hole be cut in the podium before speaking and a box of tissues be within close proximity.

    Nah, he will handle it like a man.

    The same way he went to a sex rehab clinic??

    *whipping sound*

    :lol:

    I kid. I just like to poke fun at Tiger's promiscuity.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    He's already requested that a hole be cut in the podium before speaking and a box of tissues be within close proximity.

    Nah, he will handle it like a man.

    I think DC meant tiger was going to handle that podium like a man.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    He's already requested that a hole be cut in the podium before speaking and a box of tissues be within close proximity.

    Nah, he will handle it like a man.

    I think DC meant tiger was going to handle that podium like a man.

    Yup, he's gonna split it in half...much like his wife did his skull. :lol:
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  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,201
    I gather this is the first of many apologies to break the ice. I figured he's NOT going to miss a major. Even IF his wife wants him to quit golf for 2 years. I figure he has to start this process of a return somewhere.

    Good luck anybody buying this?

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    g under p wrote:
    I gather this is the first of many apologies to break the ice. I figured he's NOT going to miss a major. Even IF his wife wants him to quit golf for 2 years. I figure he has to start this process of a return somewhere.

    Good luck anybody buying this?

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    buying what?
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    tiger my soul brutha, you rock
    you owe no one but your family an apology
    go golfing
    lay pipe

    the end :mrgreen:
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    cate
    would you go golfing with tiger woods?
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    cate
    would you go golfing with tiger woods?

    The real questions is what would Tiger do with Cate? :shock:
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
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    chadwick wrote:
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    cate
    would you go golfing with tiger woods?

    The real questions is what would Tiger do with Cate? :shock:

    Whatever Cate said so that's what the fuck Tiger would do!!!!!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    the thread title impies he hasnt spoke since the day of the accident and yet I could definitely hear him say "sorry" as I was banging his wife last Tuesday.

    thread title is therefore wrong

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dunkman wrote:
    the thread title impies he hasnt spoke since the day of the accident and yet I could definitely hear him say "sorry" as I was banging his wife last Tuesday.

    thread title is therefore wrong

    bogey

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,525
    CJMST3K wrote:


    It would be a funny sight if Tiger spent all that time taking steroids, working out and gettin' all buff.

    "if"? "if"? dude, that ship has already sailed. :wtf:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    chadwick wrote:

    Whatever Cate said so that's what the fuck Tiger would do!!!!!

    Hopefully she won't summon him to sex rehab. :lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:


    It would be a funny sight if Tiger spent all that time taking steroids, working out and gettin' all buff.

    "if"? "if"? dude, that ship has already sailed. :wtf:

    It's called Viagra -- and it's Tiger's next endorsement.
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    I think the press conference will go something like this:

    TW = Tiger Woods
    R = Reporter

    TW - "I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for getting caught" (juggling a golf ball on his club).

    R - "Tiger how are you and your wife going? Any chance of reconciling?"

    TW - "I will not be answering questions" (juggles golf ball between his legs before teeing off with the ball in mid air)

    R - Argghhhhh my eye, my eye!!!!! (fellow reporters rush to her aid to lend assistance)
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