How are you feeling today, illegal pants?!

ZiggyStar

Remember this thread on gtp? Why not start another one here! haha

So, you feeling alright? I hope so! If anyone deserves to feel a-okay it's you!

Nearly finished my wine....nearly nigh nighs for me!!



PS Ohhh...nearly forgot...how's the patient?

ZiggyStar

As stated in the other thread, I really need a cheeseburger....or something munchy....

Who can drop me over some food?! PM me!!

dimitrispearljam

ZiggyStar wrote:

As stated in the other thread, I really need a cheeseburger....or something munchy....

Who can drop me over some food?! PM me!!

ZiggyStar

Actually, Mr Black Diamond, I believe our friendship properly started out in this thread on gtp.....nawwwww!

*Memmorrriesss.....like the corners of my mind...............*

ZiggyStar

dimitrispearljam wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

As stated in the other thread, I really need a cheeseburger....or something munchy....

Who can drop me over some food?! PM me!!

That's enough from you, Dimi! No more laughing allowed until you show me a beard!!! Oh fuck...I forgot...you're not my bitch.

Black Diamond

Well thank you soooo much
Been playing executive and nanny for the past two weeks and I am POOPED!

dimitrispearljam

ZiggyStar wrote:

Oh fuck...I forgot...you're not my bitch.

well said...

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

Well thank you soooo much
Been playing executive and nanny for the past two weeks and I am POOPED!

I can be your nanny if you want?! Be there by tomorrow! Come onn....how much fun would we have if I was your nanny?!!

ZiggyStar

dimitrispearljam wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Oh fuck...I forgot...you're not my bitch.

well said...

Buy you want to be....you want to grow that facial hair and scream to the world

I'm Ziggy's bitch and proud of it!!

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

Well thank you soooo much
Been playing executive and nanny for the past two weeks and I am POOPED!

I can be your nanny if you want?! Be there by tomorrow! Come onn....how much fun would we have if I was your nanny?!!

Loads of fun!!! But my current nanny might have issues, LOL. The kids would love talking PJ all day

ZiggyStar

ZiggyStar wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

Well thank you soooo much
Been playing executive and nanny for the past two weeks and I am POOPED!

I can be your nanny if you want?! Be there by tomorrow! Come onn....how much fun would we have if I was your nanny?!!

BD....this sounds way worse than I intended it. My apologies.

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

Well thank you soooo much
Been playing executive and nanny for the past two weeks and I am POOPED!

I can be your nanny if you want?! Be there by tomorrow! Come onn....how much fun would we have if I was your nanny?!!

BD....this sounds way worse than I intended it. My apologies.

NO WORRIES
I know ya too well

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

Well thank you soooo much
Been playing executive and nanny for the past two weeks and I am POOPED!

I can be your nanny if you want?! Be there by tomorrow! Come onn....how much fun would we have if I was your nanny?!!

Loads of fun!!! But my current nanny might have issues, LOL. The kids would love talking PJ all day

Fuck your current nanny....hire me instead!!!! DO IT!! Imagine if you did! "And today we're off to disneyland with your dad's credit card which I taught BD Jnr to forge last week!!!" haha

What's your signature like? Easy to forge? If BD Jnr can't manage, I'm sure I will.

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

Fuck your current nanny....hire me instead!!!! DO IT!! Imagine if you did! "And today we're off to disneyland with your dad's credit card which I taught BD Jnr to forge last week!!!" haha

What's your signature like? Easy to forge? If BD Jnr can't manage, I'm sure I will.

LOL, well it is not the easiest. The eldest asked me when he is going to get one yesterday :shock:

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

LOL, well it is not the easiest.

I'm pretty clued on....I'd get away with forging your signature....Just call me Mrs Black Diamond! Dye my hair blonde and put my foot in a cast! Simple! Oh yeah...right or left foot?!

Black Diamond wrote:

The eldest asked me when he is going to get one yesterday :shock:

Yeahhhh....because I was in his ear last week telling him to get one!? Come on dad! Get with the program! Your kids love the Aussie who sounds like (better than! ) Claire from Lost!

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

LOL, well it is not the easiest.

I'm pretty clued on....I'd get away with forging your signature....Just call me Mrs Black Diamond! Dye my hair blonde and put my foot in a cast! Simple! Oh yeah...right or left foot?!

Black Diamond wrote:

The eldest asked me when he is going to get one yesterday :shock:

Yeahhhh....because I was in his ear last week telling him to get one!? Come on dad! Get with the program! Your kids love the Aussie who sounds like (better than! ) Claire from Lost!

LOL, they do have a thing for her
C is getting to that age... Took them to a hockey game last week. The team has cheerleaders who were giving out autographs. I asked him if he wanted one... He turned 13 different shades of purple. L was like why would I want a GIRLS autograph, yuk...

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

LOL, they do have a thing for her
C is getting to that age... Took them to a hockey game last week. The team has cheerleaders who were giving out autographs. I asked him if he wanted one... He turned 13 different shades of purple. L was like why would I want a GIRLS autograph, yuk...

AHA! So C is the man...boy...to go for obviously! SUCKER!! hahahahahahaaaa :lolno:

I really need to go to bed...nearly 2am. Damn it!

ZiggyStar

Gooood niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

Gooood niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

Night Night Zig!!!

PCW AWAITS!!

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Gooood niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

Night Night Zig!!!

PCW AWAITS!!

YES!! I'm soooo excited already!!! Been TOO LONG!!

Bye!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

As stated in the other thread, I really need a cheeseburger....or something munchy....

Who can drop me over some food?! PM me!!

I nominate this post for "Stoned Post of the year".

Claireack

+1

ZiggyStar

I'm now at work....and fuck I could still do with that cheeseburger!!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm now at work....and fuck I could still do with that cheeseburger!!

Clean the weed. I'll be over with a double for you and a Boca for me. :oops:

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm now at work....and fuck I could still do with that cheeseburger!!

Clean the weed. I'll be over with a double for you and a Boca for me. :oops:

Hell yeah! I knew I could count on you!!

What is a Boca?

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm now at work....and fuck I could still do with that cheeseburger!!

Clean the weed. I'll be over with a double for you and a Boca for me. :oops:

Hell yeah! I knew I could count on you!!

What is a Boca?

Always, Zig. Always.

A Boca? It's the brand name of a line of veggie burgers. Boca Burgers, lol.

I won't lie though, I severely miss eating a huge, greasy double cheeseburger. That's my one true weakness with dead animal...I suppose that and some suculant turkey breast.

dcfaithful

Sorry Black Diamond...I hijacked your thread without meaning to. :oops:

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

Always, Zig. Always.

A Boca? It's the brand name of a line of veggie burgers. Boca Burgers, lol.

I won't lie though, I severely miss eating a huge, greasy double cheeseburger. That's my one true weakness with dead animal...I suppose that and some suculant turkey breast.

Mmmmm.....turkey breast! Turkey is great. I'd only eat McDonalds once every few months but when I do, I loooove a cheeseburger, large fries and giant coke! So yummy! And I have to put the chips on the burger. Just doesn't taste right without the chips on it.

Fuck I'm hungry!

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Always, Zig. Always.

A Boca? It's the brand name of a line of veggie burgers. Boca Burgers, lol.

I won't lie though, I severely miss eating a huge, greasy double cheeseburger. That's my one true weakness with dead animal...I suppose that and some suculant turkey breast.

Mmmmm.....turkey breast! Turkey is great. I'd only eat McDonalds once every few months but when I do, I loooove a cheeseburger, large fries and giant coke! So yummy! And I have to put the chips on the burger. Just doesn't taste right without the chips on it.

Fuck I'm hungry!

I love hearing fries called chips, it almost makes them seem like less of a health hazard, lol. They are so amazing though, McDonald's fries (chips) that is. I swear they put a narcotic in the oil. It's like popcorn, you can't just take one.

EDIT: I think the Coke has something in it too...it tastes like no other Coke I've had and it's delicious.

McDonald's is your burger joint of choice eh? There are two places out here that are local to Utah and are fantastic: Crown Burger and The Training Table.

I say this as I'm chomping on celery... :oops: :P

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

Sorry Black Diamond...I hijacked your thread without meaning to. :oops:

No, it's MY thread! :x Hijack away!

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

I love hearing fries called chips, it almost makes them seem like less of a health hazard, lol. They are so amazing though, McDonald's fries (chips) that is. I swear they put a narcotic in the oil. It's like popcorn, you can't just take one.

EDIT: I think the Coke has something in it too...it tastes like no other Coke I've had and it's delicious.

McDonald's is your burger joint of choice eh? There are two places out here that are local to Utah and are fantastic: Crown Burger and The Training Table.

I say this as I'm chomping on celery... :oops: :P

I still haven't eaten and it's 3pm! Soooo hungry!

Yeah, if I was going to get a burger I'd go to McDonalds....or go to a fish and chip shop and get a big fish and salad burger! Do you eat seafood?

Ohhh popcorn! I loooove popcorn at the movies! I eat so much then feel so sick. I like to buy an icecream and dip it in my popcorn...the mixture of sweet and salty tantalises my tastebuds! :thumbup: