Two fingers of Glen Livett's with some cheese and a little bit of pepper.
Ed Harkin on the phone: "As adults, I'm sure we've all seen our fair share of German pornography...oh, you haven't? Of course Sister Margaret, I was just..speaking in generalities."
Rule #1: No touching of the hair and face.
Ed Harkin: "Garth, make sure these guys don't party too hard, okay?"
Garth: "They don't really listen to me, sir."
Ed Harkin: "Just get it done."
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6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Veronica: "Good evening, Tits McGee has the night off tonight, I'm Veronica Corningstone."
Ron: "and I'm Tits..I'm Ron Burgundy."
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6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
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9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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I don't know I think I have to give the edge to Frank the Tank as the best character. Ron Burgundy is good too though but so is Ricky Bobby, Chaz Michael Michaels and Billy the Elf.
ron burgundy wipes his ass with these other characters you mention here. they are funny, sure. but they pale in comparison to the awesomeness that is Papa Burgundy. HEY OH!
I don't know I think I have to give the edge to Frank the Tank as the best character. Ron Burgundy is good too though but so is Ricky Bobby, Chaz Michael Michaels and Billy the Elf.
ron burgundy wipes his ass with these other characters you mention here. they are funny, sure. but they pale in comparison to the awesomeness that is Papa Burgundy. HEY OH!
Agreed. Burguny owns. The only one in close competition would be Frank The Tank...that shit makes me laugh my ass off just at the thought of it.
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6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I don't know I think I have to give the edge to Frank the Tank as the best character. Ron Burgundy is good too though but so is Ricky Bobby, Chaz Michael Michaels and Billy the Elf.
ron burgundy wipes his ass with these other characters you mention here. they are funny, sure. but they pale in comparison to the awesomeness that is Papa Burgundy. HEY OH!
Agreed. Burguny owns. The only one in close competition would be Frank The Tank...that shit makes me laugh my ass off just at the thought of it.
Seriously? This isn't even close. Ron Burgundy/Robert Goulet is his best work EVER. Ever, ya hear me? EVER.
ron burgundy wipes his ass with these other characters you mention here. they are funny, sure. but they pale in comparison to the awesomeness that is Papa Burgundy. HEY OH!
Agreed. Burguny owns. The only one in close competition would be Frank The Tank...that shit makes me laugh my ass off just at the thought of it.
Seriously? This isn't even close. Ron Burgundy/Robert Goulet is his best work EVER. Ever, ya hear me? EVER.
i have always loved the "bad doctor" skit he did on snl. it was just a one time thing, but it is one of the funniest 5 minutes of comedy these eyes have ever seen. its the one where he calls in tim meadows' character into his office to see if he has any advice. meadows replies he does not but that he can do the robot...which he does for about 30 seconds. then he says "that will be $500" and leaves the room. utter ridiculousness.
Agreed. Burguny owns. The only one in close competition would be Frank The Tank...that shit makes me laugh my ass off just at the thought of it.
Seriously? This isn't even close. Ron Burgundy/Robert Goulet is his best work EVER. Ever, ya hear me? EVER.
i have always loved the "bad doctor" skit he did on snl. it was just a one time thing, but it is one of the funniest 5 minutes of comedy these eyes have ever seen. its the one where he calls in tim meadows' character into his office to see if he has any advice. meadows replies he does not but that he can do the robot...which he does for about 30 seconds. then he says "that will be $500" and leaves the room. utter ridiculousness.
BEVERLY!
Exactly. There's nothing funnier than something that is ridiculous - one of the many reasons why SNL's not funny anymore. Or where he's the naked man who poses for artists, or when the lady gives birth to him..beard and all..."Ugggghhh, it was HOT in there!"
Or the skit that never made it to live air where the bear shoots them with a gun instead of mauling them. They need Adam McKay back on that show.
i have always loved the "bad doctor" skit he did on snl. it was just a one time thing, but it is one of the funniest 5 minutes of comedy these eyes have ever seen. its the one where he calls in tim meadows' character into his office to see if he has any advice. meadows replies he does not but that he can do the robot...which he does for about 30 seconds. then he says "that will be $500" and leaves the room. utter ridiculousness.
BEVERLY!
Exactly. There's nothing funnier than something that is ridiculous - one of the many reasons why SNL's not funny anymore. Or where he's the naked man who poses for artists, or when the lady gives birth to him..beard and all..."Ugggghhh, it was HOT in there!"
Or the skit that never made it to live air where the bear shoots them with a gun instead of mauling them. They need Adam McKay back on that show.
yeah those were hillarious. i've seen that bear one before. i think its on one of ferrell's "best of" dvd's?
snl has not been the same since about 2000 or so. although it's a little better lately. just waaaaay too inconsistent. mckay's obviously not going back unfortunately. but the show always has a solid 5-7 year run. then goes straight to the shitter for half a decade or so before they get some decent writers back. thing that sucks is they have some really funny people on the show. they're just being wasted.
yeah those were hillarious. i've seen that bear one before. i think its on one of ferrell's "best of" dvd's?
snl has not been the same since about 2000 or so. although it's a little better lately. just waaaaay too inconsistent. mckay's obviously not going back unfortunately. but the show always has a solid 5-7 year run. then goes straight to the shitter for half a decade or so before they get some decent writers back. thing that sucks is they have some really funny people on the show. they're just being wasted.
Yeah, I'd say about 2001 or 2002 was the end of it. Too many people on that show that think they're funny. And too many of them being allowed to write their own shit. Seth FUCKING MYERS is a senior writer???? Get the hell outta here.... Just a horrible show now that pampers to this new MTV generation. God, I sound old - and the thing is I'm really not. Jimmy Fallon is the godfather of what has become a terrible SNL. He was the one who took his finger out of the dike.
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classic flick. my 2nd favorite comedy after caddyshack.
Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
The fight scene is one of my favorites...
Ben Stiller: Como estan, beetches?
Ron Burgundy: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
Frank Vitchard: Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
Movies like this shouldn't be allowed on regular tv. Just can't be as funny.
And, Jeags, if you see this, I saw The Other Guys. That shit was poop.
I thought The Other Guys was okay. Saw it on a plane and fell asleep for the first half hour so it couldn't be that great. There were some good lines but nothing great.
Movies like this shouldn't be allowed on regular tv. Just can't be as funny.
And, Jeags, if you see this, I saw The Other Guys. That shit was poop.
I thought The Other Guys was okay. Saw it on a plane and fell asleep for the first half hour so it couldn't be that great. There were some good lines but nothing great.
So am the only one watching the edited version on TBS right now?
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Ed Harkin on the phone: "As adults, I'm sure we've all seen our fair share of German pornography...oh, you haven't? Of course Sister Margaret, I was just..speaking in generalities."
Rule #1: No touching of the hair and face.
Ed Harkin: "Garth, make sure these guys don't party too hard, okay?"
Garth: "They don't really listen to me, sir."
Ed Harkin: "Just get it done."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Ron: "and I'm Tits..I'm Ron Burgundy."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
ron burgundy wipes his ass with these other characters you mention here. they are funny, sure. but they pale in comparison to the awesomeness that is Papa Burgundy. HEY OH!
Agreed. Burguny owns. The only one in close competition would be Frank The Tank...that shit makes me laugh my ass off just at the thought of it.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Seriously? This isn't even close. Ron Burgundy/Robert Goulet is his best work EVER. Ever, ya hear me? EVER.
i have always loved the "bad doctor" skit he did on snl. it was just a one time thing, but it is one of the funniest 5 minutes of comedy these eyes have ever seen. its the one where he calls in tim meadows' character into his office to see if he has any advice. meadows replies he does not but that he can do the robot...which he does for about 30 seconds. then he says "that will be $500" and leaves the room. utter ridiculousness.
BEVERLY!
Exactly. There's nothing funnier than something that is ridiculous - one of the many reasons why SNL's not funny anymore. Or where he's the naked man who poses for artists, or when the lady gives birth to him..beard and all..."Ugggghhh, it was HOT in there!"
Or the skit that never made it to live air where the bear shoots them with a gun instead of mauling them. They need Adam McKay back on that show.
yeah those were hillarious. i've seen that bear one before. i think its on one of ferrell's "best of" dvd's?
snl has not been the same since about 2000 or so. although it's a little better lately. just waaaaay too inconsistent. mckay's obviously not going back unfortunately. but the show always has a solid 5-7 year run. then goes straight to the shitter for half a decade or so before they get some decent writers back. thing that sucks is they have some really funny people on the show. they're just being wasted.
Yeah, I'd say about 2001 or 2002 was the end of it. Too many people on that show that think they're funny. And too many of them being allowed to write their own shit. Seth FUCKING MYERS is a senior writer???? Get the hell outta here.... Just a horrible show now that pampers to this new MTV generation. God, I sound old - and the thing is I'm really not. Jimmy Fallon is the godfather of what has become a terrible SNL. He was the one who took his finger out of the dike.
How are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time ... No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin? Lanolin? Like sheep's wool?
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I may have cried laughing when that happened. Well that, and his scene in the phone booth just after where he is hysterically balling.
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Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
The fight scene is one of my favorites...
Ben Stiller: Como estan, beetches?
Ron Burgundy: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
Frank Vitchard: Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
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And, Jeags, if you see this, I saw The Other Guys. That shit was poop.
I thought The Other Guys was okay. Saw it on a plane and fell asleep for the first half hour so it couldn't be that great. There were some good lines but nothing great.
Yeah, it was spotty at best.
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