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**RON BURGUNDY. AMERICAN HERO.***

The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,893
edited March 2014 in All Encompassing Trip
THANK.
GOD.
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There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,893
    Bark twice if your in Milwaukee
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 17,038
    My apartment smells of rich mahogany.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,893
    Brian Fantana: Where is the suit store? We've been walking for forty-five minutes.
    Champ Kind: Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut.
    Brick Tamland: Fantastic!
    Ron Burgundy: Well, is it a shortcut or not?
    Brick Tamland: Okay.
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,839
    I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,839
    Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
    Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
    Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
    Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
    Ron Burgundy: What did you say?
    Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.
  • jonesjc14jonesjc14 Posts: 32
    "Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?"

    "I...don't know"
    "Locking up a drug dealer isn't a deterrent, it's a job opening."
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 17,038
    AUDREY!
  • Still In HidingStill In Hiding Posts: 370
    great oden's raven!
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,975
    "maybe don't wear a bra next time."
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    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    "It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good"
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    "I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks"
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!

    One of my all time favorite comedies.
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    aNiMaL wrote:
    I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!

    One of my all time favorite comedies.
    Definitely Will Ferrel's best character.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • angiebabyazangiebabyaz Posts: 148
    "You know I don't speak Spanish!" 
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    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.





    CANNONBALL!!!

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    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Uhhhhh ... Milk was a bad choice.

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Vogstar90Vogstar90 Posts: 57
    aNiMaL wrote:
    I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!

    One of my all time favorite comedies.
    It is my all time favourite comedy
    Argh I was going to use that quote.. The good thing is there are so many to choose from.

    Ron:"It's a fact, it's the greatest city in the history of mankind. Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it SaNN dEEago. Which of course in German means a whales vagina."
    Veronica: "N..No there's no way that's correct."
    Ron: "I'm sorry I... was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. Oh be honest I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago."
    Veronica: "It.. Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?"
    Ron: "No, no."
    Veronica: "No that...That's what it means."
    Ron: "Well agree to disagree."
    "Too weird to live, too rare to die" Hunter S. Thompson
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Brick: I heard their Period's atttact bears. The bears can smell the menstruation
    Brian: Well that's just great
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Ron: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
    Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
  • Vogstar90Vogstar90 Posts: 57
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    Brick: I heard their Period's atttact bears. The bears can smell the menstruation
    Brian: Well that's just great, now you've put the whole office in jeopardy
    fixed
    "Too weird to live, too rare to die" Hunter S. Thompson
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
    Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
    Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
    Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
    Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.
    Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    Agreed, best Will Ferrell movie. Every line has made me hurt laughing I think.
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,839
    Smells like bigfoot's dick
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
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    The man punted Baxter!
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,893
    DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED! :mrgreen:
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  • Kel VarnsenKel Varnsen Posts: 1,952
    keeponrockin wrote:
    aNiMaL wrote:
    I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!

    One of my all time favorite comedies.
    Definitely Will Ferrel's best character.

    I don't know I think I have to give the edge to Frank the Tank as the best character. Ron Burgundy is good too though but so is Ricky Bobby, Chaz Michael Michaels and Billy the Elf.
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    "I'm making fart noises with my mouth"
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,839
    Ron Burgundy: Go easy on her, guys, she has feelings too, you know.
    Brian Fantana: Listen to Burgundy, he sounds like some school-boy bitch.
    Champ Kind: You sound like a gay.
    Ron Burgundy: Hey, this is me - Papa Burgundy. As far as I'm concerned Corningstone's fair game. Let the games begin. Wey-ho. Wey-ho.
    Brian Fantana: There he is, there he is... I'm very aroused
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