okay, so my gf, I guess I can start calling her my ex girl friend ( still seems too soon to do that ) may not want to be with me, or see me.
But my dog, she was happy to see me today when I got home from work !
that's because dogs rule!
missing mine tonight...they're with "dad" but he sent a photo to me of them chillin' by his woodstove. f'ing dogs make me smile all the time!
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
okay, so my gf, I guess I can start calling her my ex girl friend ( still seems too soon to do that ) may not want to be with me, or see me.
But my dog, she was happy to see me today when I got home from work !
that's because dogs rule!
missing mine tonight...they're with "dad" but he sent a photo to me of them chillin' by his woodstove. f'ing dogs make me smile all the time!
yep. my Princess is taking care of me through all this. i love her so much
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
'What's your hurry?'
'To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just
what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four,
then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side
until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? '
he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
okay, so my gf, I guess I can start calling her my ex girl friend ( still seems too soon to do that ) may not want to be with me, or see me.
But my dog, she was happy to see me today when I got home from work !
that's because dogs rule!
missing mine tonight...they're with "dad" but he sent a photo to me of them chillin' by his woodstove. f'ing dogs make me smile all the time!
yep. my Princess is taking care of me through all this. i love her so much
seriously....they get you through a lot! Glad she's there for you....pup kisses, happy tails, drool....best therapy ever!
mine were the biggest battle between my ex and I...and now we share them...hilarious!
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
I went camping at my old friends house with some mates.
We all drank too much and passed out in our outdoor sleeping arrangements.
Next morning, I greeted the Hostess and suddenly remembered what I had done the night before.......
I slept walked NAKED from outside in my sleeping bag, through the house, looking for the bathroom.
That DAWNING on me the next morning was the most embarrasing thing I have ever done..,.
But looking back, That was both HAPPY and FUN. and f*#Ken funny......now. :?
I went camping at my old friends house with some mates.
We all drank too much and passed out in our outdoor sleeping arrangements.
Next morning, I greeted the Hostess and suddenly remembered what I had done the night before.......
I slept walked NAKED from outside in my sleeping bag, through the house, looking for the bathroom.
That DAWNING on me the next morning was the most embarrasing thing I have ever done..,.
But looking back, That was both HAPPY and FUN. and f*#Ken funny......now. :?
seriously....they get you through a lot! Glad she's there for you....pup kisses, happy tails, drool....best therapy ever!
mine were the biggest battle between my ex and I...and now we share them...hilarious!
What kind of dogs, Whiz?
I've got two crazy Labs. Getting a little older and slowing down a bit but they're still full of it. Love them to pieces!!!
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
yep. my Princess is taking care of me through all this. i love her so much
you can always trust your dog
my mom always calls mine "old faithful" because she's always there for us no matter what... its weird how they know when we're feeling down! there's nothing like that 80 pounds of fur to cheer me up!
Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
something good to talk about.....humm...let's see...i know, "SEX"WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION?...mine is doggie.....and before anyone complains or gets offended,im just trying to lighten things up.just like the post asked.
Doggies are always fun & They always make ya happy!
Especially naughty doggies!
Those are awesome.
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Wait a minute on the one on the blue couch with the puppy, is there something sticking up as he lays there?
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
See now you've got me interested in posting some pictures of Snoopy back in Florida. He's standing his ground against a 4ft gator in the lake behind our house.
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
See now you've got me interested in posting some pictures of Snoopy back in Florida. He's standing his ground against a 4ft gator in the lake behind our house.
See now you've got me interested in posting some pictures of Snoopy back in Florida. He's standing his ground against a 4ft gator in the lake behind our house.
Peace
OMG !!! really ? were you shitting yourself ? I used to have dreams about my dogs swimming and great white sharks coming around. ( too much shark week for me ) I love sharks, but in the dream i was doing whatever i could to get them the hell away !!!
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
The fire alarm is going off in my building right now. I went out to check it out, and so far it seems to be a candle that may have set it off, I hope that's all it is ... the sound is deafening... Yikes!!!
The fire alarm is going off in my building right now. I went out to check it out, and so far it seems to be a candle that may have set it off, I hope that's all it is ... the sound is deafening... Yikes!!!
that's scary. are you okay ?
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Comments
that's because dogs rule!
missing mine tonight...they're with "dad" but he sent a photo to me of them chillin' by his woodstove. f'ing dogs make me smile all the time!
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
yep. my Princess is taking care of me through all this. i love her so much
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
seriously....they get you through a lot! Glad she's there for you....pup kisses, happy tails, drool....best therapy ever!
mine were the biggest battle between my ex and I...and now we share them...hilarious!
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
What kind of dogs, Whiz?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
We all drank too much and passed out in our outdoor sleeping arrangements.
Next morning, I greeted the Hostess and suddenly remembered what I had done the night before.......
I slept walked NAKED from outside in my sleeping bag, through the house, looking for the bathroom.
That DAWNING on me the next morning was the most embarrasing thing I have ever done..,.
But looking back, That was both HAPPY and FUN.
dude...that is HILARIOUS!
I've got two crazy Labs. Getting a little older and slowing down a bit but they're still full of it. Love them to pieces!!!
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
my mom always calls mine "old faithful" because she's always there for us no matter what... its weird how they know when we're feeling down! there's nothing like that 80 pounds of fur to cheer me up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mT4jnkPnwE&NR=1
that was hard to watch. lol
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
Fucking humans...
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Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Doggies are always fun & They always make ya happy!
Especially naughty doggies!
Those are awesome.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
yes they are !
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Love Those Pics.!!! :thumbup:
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
OMG !!! really ? were you shitting yourself ? I used to have dreams about my dogs swimming and great white sharks coming around. ( too much shark week for me ) I love sharks, but in the dream i was doing whatever i could to get them the hell away !!!
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
that's scary. are you okay ?
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gucd0IbRn5c&feature=fvsr
if its not Scottish its crap!! lol
can't watch all of now, but will another day.
dude, don't let your dog drive your car.
the invisible text message break-up just set me off! reading each one was like just building to the finale. lol!
good stuff. good night all!