something happy and fun ?

the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
edited January 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Okay, it's been a tough couple of days/weeks for quite a few of us here.

somebody think of something happy and fun for us to talk about.























please !! :? :cry:
Peace, Love.


"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
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  • tomorrow is Friday! TGIF
  • 2 hour delay already for my son's school--and I'm sure gonna need it! :D
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    2 hour delay already for my son's school--and I'm sure gonna need it! :D

    cool !!! congrats ! my sister is happy that her son's school has a 2 hour delay too !!
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • heard Just Breathe on the musak we have at work and nearly stopped in my tracks, mouth and ears wide open. well, except for my ear infection. :( so glad to know that people are grocery shopping to Pearl Jam, finally! yes, its true. I am a cashier at a grocery store, an elderly woman behind the counter in a small town..."as I come clean, I...".
  • and to that all, a good night! :D
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    okay, so my gf, I guess I can start calling her my ex girl friend ( still seems too soon to do that ) may not want to be with me, or see me.


    But my dog, she was happy to see me today when I got home from work ! :D
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    and to that all, a good night! :D


    good night !
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    the wolf wrote:
    okay, so my gf, I guess I can start calling her my ex girl friend ( still seems too soon to do that ) may not want to be with me, or see me.


    But my dog, she was happy to see me today when I got home from work ! :D


    isn't that the best!! :mrgreen:
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    norm wrote:
    the wolf wrote:
    okay, so my gf, I guess I can start calling her my ex girl friend ( still seems too soon to do that ) may not want to be with me, or see me.


    But my dog, she was happy to see me today when I got home from work ! :D


    isn't that the best!! :mrgreen:

    yep ! the very best !! now I just gotta hope tomorrow I get good news when I take her to the vet about this damn lump on her neck/jaw. Praying it's not the same shit we just went through back in august with the Zillah monster.

    I'm willing her okay and to live much longer with me, so I won't be alone :D 13 years for a black lab is pretty long already, but I think she has some pup left in her ! ;)
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027

    I've seen that before !!! how bad do you think she feels, FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE !!!! :lol:
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    the wolf wrote:
    norm wrote:
    the wolf wrote:
    okay, so my gf, I guess I can start calling her my ex girl friend ( still seems too soon to do that ) may not want to be with me, or see me.


    But my dog, she was happy to see me today when I got home from work ! :D


    isn't that the best!! :mrgreen:

    yep ! the very best !! now I just gotta hope tomorrow I get good news when I take her to the vet about this damn lump on her neck/jaw. Praying it's not the same shit we just went through back in august with the Zillah monster.

    I'm willing her okay and to live much longer with me, so I won't be alone :D 13 years for a black lab is pretty long already, but I think she has some pup left in her ! ;)
    i wish her well, and yep pets are the best! even when i've had a hard day and everyone acts like they have the IQ of pencil sharpenings, i can't be upset when i get home and my kitty winston is happy to see me :)
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    the wolf wrote:

    I've seen that before !!! how bad do you think she feels, FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE !!!! :lol:
    :lol: even though she's probably removed it from her FB page, it's immortalized. awesome lol

    i promise i'll stop, i just had to get caught up on the fail site. this is great...what a dumbass!
    http://failblog.org/2009/12/29/show-off-fail-2/
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    edited January 2010
    the wolf wrote:

    I've seen that before !!! how bad do you think she feels, FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE !!!! :lol:
    :lol: even though she's probably removed it from her FB page, it's immortalized. awesome lol

    i promise i'll stop, i just had to get caught up on the fail site. this is great...what a dumbass!
    http://failblog.org/2009/12/29/show-off-fail-2/

    :lol::lol: what a dipshit !!

    this is good, this is keeping my mind occupied instead of just sitting here feeling sorry for myself.

    I'm also trying to stay on the wagon here :? boredom + self pity used to = getting drunk for me.
    Post edited by the wolf on
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    These made me laugh my head off yesterday: :D

    Drinking.jpg


    392490096_17075d1a16.jpg


    cyanide-and-happiness.jpg


    bus.png


    cyanide_happiness.jpg
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    the thumb war one is freakin' great Ziggy ! :lol:
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    the wolf wrote:
    the thumb war one is freakin' great Ziggy ! :lol:

    Yeah....the thumb war and drinking ones are my favourites! :lol:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    I love that video of the guy laughing his ass off at the high pitched voice guy. that cracks me up everytime I see it ! :lol:
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • You can always get up out of your chair and do a' happy dance!'
    "May you live in interesting times."
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    You can always get up out of your chair and do a' happy dance!

    I think I'll give that ago now.....



    Yes, feel much better, but should have probably shut the door, the patients in the waiting room are giving me some funny looks :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RECTUM STRETCHER

    While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman
    passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
    on the other side lying in wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
    classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
    'What's your hurry?'

    'To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just
    what does a rectum stretcher do?'

    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then
    work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four,
    then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side
    until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
    stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

    'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? '
    he asked.

    'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

    Traffic Ticket - $95.00
    Court Costs - $45.00
    Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    norm wrote:
    RECTUM STRETCHER

    While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman
    passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
    on the other side lying in wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
    classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
    'What's your hurry?'

    'To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just
    what does a rectum stretcher do?'

    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then
    work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four,
    then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side
    until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
    stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

    'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? '
    he asked.

    'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

    Traffic Ticket - $95.00
    Court Costs - $45.00
    Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS
    :lol::lol::lol:
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