is there a 12 step program for porn?

South of Seattle

long red wrote:

South of Seattle wrote:

But that doesn't solve the problems for the ladies Dunk

I still say break both hands. :twisted:

HA! Hands. You don't need hands for this task. there are plenty of inanimate objects just waiting for some action.

I guess you could turn on the one of those machines like in Bruno without having to have hands. :problem:

stardust1976

haha! Like I said...far out brussel sprout! Even with awesome porn...that's a lot!! But hey, whatever floats your boat!

theserialthrilla

stardust1976 wrote:

Hey, I guessed this thread would get to at least 5 pages....does that mean I get a prize?

i said ten pages..im holding out...more then what most the posters on here are doing my what ive read..

stardust1976

theserialthrilla wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

Hey, I guessed this thread would get to at least 5 pages....does that mean I get a prize?

i said ten pages..im holding out...more then what most the posters on here are doing my what ive read..

Well then...you are a stronger person than me..clearly!

dunkman

South of Seattle wrote:

dunkman wrote:

South of Seattle wrote:

There's just two steps.

Break your right hand, then break your left.

or one step

snap your penis in half...

or visit that Bobbitt woman.

But that doesn't solve the problems for the ladies Dunk

I still say break both hands. :twisted:

no ladies are addicted to porn though... unless by porn you mean 'ironing'?

mcthud

Someone said there's free porn on this thread......am I in the right place?

soulsinging

shiningstar wrote:

long red wrote:

just wondering ... for a friend of mine.

i just really want to know if its wrong to masturbate to internet porn 7 times in 1 day ... for a friend of mine

the rule of thumb (palm?) that i heard was if you aren't bleeding, spank away. if you're so raw that you are, then maybe something's wrong

orig_long red

oh i'm bringing it back ... because the ills of the world still exist.

PearlOfAGirl

long red wrote:

just wondering ... for a friend of mine.

Porn is like any other addiction... sounds like he may need some help... too much of anything is never good for a person...

i_lov_it

mcthud wrote:

Someone said there's free porn on this thread......am I in the right place?

lol...yeah I HEARD the Same thing!!!

supersonicyears

i_lov_it wrote:

mcthud wrote:

Someone said there's free porn on this thread......am I in the right place?

lol...yeah I HEARD the Same thing!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPVAS8ZIeLU

g under p

TheBeach wrote:

i_lov_it wrote:

mcthud wrote:

Someone said there's free porn on this thread......am I in the right place?

lol...yeah I HEARD the Same thing!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPVAS8ZIeLU

Is the music in that video by the passed on Michael Hutchence of INXS?

Peace

PearlOfAGirl

It is g under p

Heatherj43

dunkman wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

what does friggin' mean in Scotland.....here in good ol' Oz...it's a politer term for f@#kin'....

Noun

Singular
frigging


Plural
friggings

frigging (plural friggings)

1. female masturbation



you should get out more.

My dad is from Scotland, yet that is the first time I heard that frigging meant anything other than f&cking.

dunkman

Heatherj43 wrote:

dunkman wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

what does friggin' mean in Scotland.....here in good ol' Oz...it's a politer term for f@#kin'....

Noun

Singular
frigging


Plural
friggings

frigging (plural friggings)

1. female masturbation



you should get out more.

My dad is from Scotland, yet that is the first time I heard that frigging meant anything other than f&cking.

unless your dad was Josef Fritzl... i'd be quite concerned if you and your dad were talking about female masturbation using the colloqualisms of the Scottish slang language. :thumbup:

pjfan31

Well if he keeps it up, he might go blind. Problem solved

stardust1976

pjfan31 wrote:

Well if he keeps it up, he might go blind. Problem solved

Haha!! I highly doubt that will solve his problem - he would still have an imagination....and surely after looking at that much porn..his imagination is probably in overdrive!!!

theserialthrilla

:shock: just adding to this post as i said it would go to 10 pages




































all that space added

pjfan31

stardust1976 wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

Well if he keeps it up, he might go blind. Problem solved

Haha!! I highly doubt that will solve his problem - he would still have an imagination....and surely after looking at that much porn..his imagination is probably in overdrive!!!

Well if your blind,you would never know who was watching you. Maybe playboy could bring out a version in braille?

stardust1976

pjfan31 wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

Well if he keeps it up, he might go blind. Problem solved

Haha!! I highly doubt that will solve his problem - he would still have an imagination....and surely after looking at that much porn..his imagination is probably in overdrive!!!

Well if your blind,you would never know who was watching you. Maybe playboy could bring out a version in braille?

what, like a dot to dot version outlining women's bodies....he'd have to have a bloody good understanding of the female anatomy....feeling all those different dots....in different directions.... :shock:

theserialthrilla

can i play that

stardust1976

theserialthrilla wrote:

can i play that

haha.....

pjfan31

stardust1976 wrote:

what, like a dot to dot version outlining women's bodies....he'd have to have a bloody good understanding of the female anatomy....feeling all those different dots....in different directions.... :shock:

Well they say most men, can't find it, so maybe a dot to dot will help.

Hmm, maybe this braille wasn't such a good idea after all. I thought it may have revolutionised the porn industry.

PearlOfAGirl

It's no wonder why people, {especially men} are addicted. It's easy access now with the WWW.

pjfan31

HeartShapedBox wrote:

It's no wonder why people, {especially men} are addicted. It's easy access now with the WWW.

Never heard of http://www.wink mrgreen before.

Or was that a typo and it's meant to be http://www.wank mr green?

Childish and immature, I know

Edit: don't follow the hyperlink, it goes nowhere fast

stardust1976

pjfan31 wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

what, like a dot to dot version outlining women's bodies....he'd have to have a bloody good understanding of the female anatomy....feeling all those different dots....in different directions.... :shock:

Well they say most men, can't find it, so maybe a dot to dot will help.

umm....hehe....if you think positive...well....maybe.... :shock: maybe there should be an instruction manual? THere;s revolutionising the porn industry for you..

pjfan31

stardust1976 wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

what, like a dot to dot version outlining women's bodies....he'd have to have a bloody good understanding of the female anatomy....feeling all those different dots....in different directions.... :shock:

Well they say most men, can't find it, so maybe a dot to dot will help.

umm....hehe....if you think positive...well....maybe.... :shock: maybe there should be an instruction manual? THere;s revolutionising the porn industry for you..

Ha, An instruction manual, that would of been helpful many moons ago:).

Come to think of it, where can I get one of these manuals?

PearlOfAGirl

I'm sure they probably have something for the blind for porn, well I think they do..

theserialthrilla

if it was not for porn the internet would not so popular and used the way it is today...i think about 80% of all web sites are porn..im working my way though them slowly

pjfan31

HeartShapedBox wrote:

I'm sure they probably have something for the blind for porn, well I think they do..

I'm sure being a pervert does not discriminate against blind people.