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is there a 12 step program for porn?

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited December 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
just wondering ... for a friend of mine.
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    HAHA!!! If you have to ask, then yeah, your 'friend' needs help!!!!! :lol:
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,567
    stardust1976 wrote:
    HAHA!!! If you have to ask, then yeah, your 'friend' needs help!!!!! :lol:

    exactly what i though :lol:
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    stardust1976 wrote:
    HAHA!!! If you have to ask, then yeah, your 'friend' needs help!!!!! :lol:

    ya see, my FRIEND does a lot of work from his home computer and he's always getting distracted by these OTHER web sites. my FRIEND also thinks that all of this porn is having a negative affect on his relationships with real life women.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    Your friend should just put a parental block on the computer....that way he wouldn't be able to indulge his 'habit' and perhaps his real life efforts with real life women would show some improvement, if that was the aim?
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Your friend should just put a parental block on the computer....that way he wouldn't be able to indulge his 'habit' and perhaps his real life efforts with real life women would show some improvement, if that was the aim?

    i imagine that would be the eventual aim, yes. the short term aim would be to get some work done ... at least i think that's what HIS aim is.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    Go for the parental block dude!!! Can't offer any suggestions to help you....I mean...your friend stop his imagination going into overdrive, but at least there would be no visual stimulation as well.>!! ;) So no distraction, yeah?
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Go for the parental block dude!!! Can't offer any suggestions to help you....I mean...your friend stop his imagination going into overdrive, but at least there would be no visual stimulation as well.>!! ;) So no distraction, yeah?

    too bad there's no parental block on my own imagination.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    long red wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Go for the parental block dude!!! Can't offer any suggestions to help you....I mean...your friend stop his imagination going into overdrive, but at least there would be no visual stimulation as well.>!! ;) So no distraction, yeah?

    too bad there's no parental block on my own imagination.

    i mean HIS imagination!
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    haha! Dude, you gotta get out more!!! (says she who sits on this friggin' computer half her bloody life!!!)... ;)

    edited to add: There is nothing wrong with a little imagination!! ;) :shock:
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    stardust1976 wrote:
    haha! Dude, you gotta get out more!!! (says she who sits on this friggin' computer half her bloody life!!!)... ;)

    edited to add: There is nothing wrong with a little imagination!! ;) :shock:

    you have a friggin computer? and you sit on it half your life?

    clearly you have no idea what the word 'friggin' means here in the UK... or perhaps you do! ;)

    if you stop quivering long enough perhaps you might be able to reply on this thread
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    what does friggin' mean in Scotland.....here in good ol' Oz...it's a politer term for f@#kin'....
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    stardust1976 wrote:
    what does friggin' mean in Scotland.....here in good ol' Oz...it's a politer term for f@#kin'....

    Noun

    Singular
    frigging


    Plural
    friggings

    frigging (plural friggings)

    1. female masturbation



    you should get out more. ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    dunkman wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    what does friggin' mean in Scotland.....here in good ol' Oz...it's a politer term for f@#kin'....

    Noun

    Singular
    frigging


    Plural
    friggings

    frigging (plural friggings)

    1. female masturbation



    you should get out more. ;)

    yeah but who the fuck goes to Scotland?
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • marcosmarcos Posts: 2,112
    long red wrote:
    just wondering ... for a friend of mine.


    There's no need for a twelve step program, you'll save alot more money and headache with the online stuff, all that stuff is free now. Stay home with your computer, it doesn't talk back.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    long red wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    what does friggin' mean in Scotland.....here in good ol' Oz...it's a politer term for f@#kin'....

    Noun

    Singular
    frigging


    Plural
    friggings

    frigging (plural friggings)

    1. female masturbation



    you should get out more. ;)

    yeah but who the fuck goes to Scotland?


    Americans... unfortunately ;)
    over 2.5million people a year... want me to email you a spreadsheet of their names?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    dunkman wrote:
    Americans... unfortunately ;)
    over 2.5million people a year... want me to email you a spreadsheet of their names?
    [/quote][/quote]

    nah i'll pass. i'm actually part Scottish, but i've never once thought about visiting the homeland. looks very damp.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    marcos wrote:
    There's no need for a twelve step program, you'll save alot more money and headache with the online stuff, all that stuff is free now. Stay home with your computer, it doesn't talk back.

    this guy is in the know.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    long red wrote:
    just wondering ... for a friend of mine.

    no fucking kidding!
  • i_lov_iti_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    YOU just have to know where to *** LÓÒK *** Ó¿Ò haha...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    long red wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Americans... unfortunately ;)
    over 2.5million people a year... want me to email you a spreadsheet of their names?

    nah i'll pass. i'm actually part Scottish, but i've never once thought about visiting the homeland. looks very damp.

    its not that damp... its drier than the underside of your mattress... put it that way ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • i_lov_iti_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    My MATTRESS got quite *W~E~T* Today!!!!!! Ó¿Ò PMSL... :P :P :P
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Your friend should just put a parental block on the computer....that way he wouldn't be able to indulge his 'habit' and perhaps his real life efforts with real life women would show some improvement, if that was the aim?
    He would have to set up the parental block for his friend so that the friend doesn't know the password ;)
    Cause if he knows the password...kinda defeats the purpose, no?
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Step 1. Brassiere ads in the J.C. Penney Catalog
    2. National Geographic.
    3. Titty pictures.
    4. Full nudity mags.
    5. Almost, but not having sex pictures.
    6. Sex pictures.
    7. Vivid Entertainment Videos.
    8. Threesome movies.
    9. MILFs with Black guys videos.
    10. DP.
    11. Snuff films.
    12. Homemade sex video in a filthy men's bathroom at an airport with a 'Family Values' Congressman.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited November 2009
    The 5 stages of p0rn-induced grief (or so I've heard):

    1. Denial — "I feel fine."; "I just clicked on one banner ad. It'll never happen again."
    2. Anger — "Why me? It's not fair!"; "I have to enter a credit card number?!?! WTF!"
    3. Bargaining — "Maybe I'll just stick to free p0rn. That's not as bad as if I pay for it. Right?"
    4. Depression — "Free p0rn is LAME."; "I miss nudity...";
    5. Acceptance — "I am what I am. Better stock up on kleenex."
    Post edited by DeLukin on
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    DeLukin wrote:
    5. Acceptance — "I am what I am. Better stock up on kleenex."

    thanks for reminding me i need to stop by target on the way home...
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Brisk. wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    HAHA!!! If you have to ask, then yeah, your 'friend' needs help!!!!! :lol:

    exactly what i though :lol:
    +1 :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    long red wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    HAHA!!! If you have to ask, then yeah, your 'friend' needs help!!!!! :lol:

    ya see, my FRIEND does a lot of work from his home computer and he's always getting distracted by these OTHER web sites. my FRIEND also thinks that all of this porn is having a negative affect on his relationships with real life women.
    which web sites,,i need to check... :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    long red wrote:

    yeah but who the fuck goes to Scotland?
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    to much "Insde Job" for your friends of yours
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    Drowned Out wrote:
    stardust1976 wrote:
    Your friend should just put a parental block on the computer....that way he wouldn't be able to indulge his 'habit' and perhaps his real life efforts with real life women would show some improvement, if that was the aim?
    He would have to set up the parental block for his friend so that the friend doesn't know the password ;)
    Cause if he knows the password...kinda defeats the purpose, no?


    Hahahaha.....good point! Clearly I didn't think this through!!! oops! :lol:;)
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
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