is there a 12 step program for porn?

i_lov_it

My MATTRESS got quite *W~E~T* Today!!!!!! Ó¿Ò PMSL... :P :P :P

Drowned Out

stardust1976 wrote:

Your friend should just put a parental block on the computer....that way he wouldn't be able to indulge his 'habit' and perhaps his real life efforts with real life women would show some improvement, if that was the aim?

He would have to set up the parental block for his friend so that the friend doesn't know the password
Cause if he knows the password...kinda defeats the purpose, no?

Cosmo

Step 1. Brassiere ads in the J.C. Penney Catalog
2. National Geographic.
3. Titty pictures.
4. Full nudity mags.
5. Almost, but not having sex pictures.
6. Sex pictures.
7. Vivid Entertainment Videos.
8. Threesome movies.
9. MILFs with Black guys videos.
10. DP.
11. Snuff films.
12. Homemade sex video in a filthy men's bathroom at an airport with a 'Family Values' Congressman.

DeLukin

The 5 stages of p0rn-induced grief (or so I've heard):

1. Denial — "I feel fine."; "I just clicked on one banner ad. It'll never happen again."
2. Anger — "Why me? It's not fair!"; "I have to enter a credit card number?!?! WTF!"
3. Bargaining — "Maybe I'll just stick to free p0rn. That's not as bad as if I pay for it. Right?"
4. Depression — "Free p0rn is LAME."; "I miss nudity...";
5. Acceptance — "I am what I am. Better stock up on kleenex."

soulsinging

DeLukin wrote:

5. Acceptance — "I am what I am. Better stock up on kleenex."

thanks for reminding me i need to stop by target on the way home...

dimitrispearljam

Brisk. wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

HAHA!!! If you have to ask, then yeah, your 'friend' needs help!!!!!

exactly what i though

+1

dimitrispearljam

long red wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

HAHA!!! If you have to ask, then yeah, your 'friend' needs help!!!!!

ya see, my FRIEND does a lot of work from his home computer and he's always getting distracted by these OTHER web sites. my FRIEND also thinks that all of this porn is having a negative affect on his relationships with real life women.

which web sites,,i need to check...

dimitrispearljam

long red wrote:

yeah but who the fuck goes to Scotland?

dimitrispearljam

to much "Insde Job" for your friends of yours

stardust1976

Drowned Out wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

Your friend should just put a parental block on the computer....that way he wouldn't be able to indulge his 'habit' and perhaps his real life efforts with real life women would show some improvement, if that was the aim?

He would have to set up the parental block for his friend so that the friend doesn't know the password
Cause if he knows the password...kinda defeats the purpose, no?

Hahahaha.....good point! Clearly I didn't think this through!!! oops!

Drowned Out

stardust1976 wrote:

Drowned Out wrote:

stardust1976 wrote:

Your friend should just put a parental block on the computer....that way he wouldn't be able to indulge his 'habit' and perhaps his real life efforts with real life women would show some improvement, if that was the aim?

He would have to set up the parental block for his friend so that the friend doesn't know the password
Cause if he knows the password...kinda defeats the purpose, no?

Hahahaha.....good point! Clearly I didn't think this through!!! oops!

ya, it didn't work for me either

intodeep

This thread is funny because I volunteer at the library during the holiday season. One of the things i do is shelve books. Yesterday while i was doing this I saw a book title "Dealing with an Addiction to Porn"

Not sure if that was the exact title but it was something like that. I laughed my ass off

stardust1976

intodeep wrote:

This thread is funny because I volunteer at the library during the holiday season. One of the things i do is shelve books. Yesterday while i was doing this I saw a book title "Dealing with an Addiction to Porn"

Not sure if that was the exact title but it was something like that. I laughed my ass off

OMFG!!!!! There is a BOOK for this???!!!! LMFAO!!!!

theserialthrilla

stardust1976 wrote:

intodeep wrote:

This thread is funny because I volunteer at the library during the holiday season. One of the things i do is shelve books. Yesterday while i was doing this I saw a book title "Dealing with an Addiction to Porn"

Not sure if that was the exact title but it was something like that. I laughed my ass off

OMFG!!!!! There is a BOOK for this???!!!! LMFAO!!!!

"Dealing with an Addiction to Porn" by iva hardon

stardust1976

that's so juvenile that I spat my water on the computer laughing.

theserialthrilla

stardust1976 wrote:

that's so juvenile that I spat my water on the computer laughing.

wtf you doing drinking water...

stardust1976

It's a Tuesday night, and we actually have warm weather here...without water..you will dehydrate and die.....plus....I don't think I can drink alcohol until at least Thursday after my shockingly drunken weekend! :shock:

Brisk.

This thread got to 3 pages?

theserialthrilla

its got porn in the title it will get to 10 at least.

stardust1976

maybe...I'd guess 5 at least