OK.. Maybe a strange question.. How do you wee?

Forgottenfootsteps

So this is the first time I've been to a general entry show (am looking forward to it!). Anyway, my question is how do you go to the loo and then get back to your spot? Seeing that we get in at 4.45pm, it is going to be a long night hanging on! What do you do? Also how do you stop your posters getting squashed in the crowds to!

bazzer

You don't. And you don't.

stardust1976

Quick answer: You don't.....

Seriously, go LOTS before you get in....I know a couple of guys who were with us in the line did like the quickest toilet stop EVER on the way in to the field....but I'm not sure if everyone can wee that quickly!!! lol!! My friend and I went two or three times while we were in the line.....last time about half hr before gates opened, and then even with a beer and water during the show, were still fine and able to hold it easily...I mean, it's not THAT long.......

pdalowsky

before the show starts those around you will probably be sat on the floor waiting, many people pop out to wee and come back to their spots, at every show i have been to this has never been a problem.

its impossible to do it during the show, so I'd say avoid the beer. Its not everyday you see Pj so beer is always the last thing on my mind

lord vedder

i agree, you dont and you dont.

my plan for melbs is to get there early, bring a tube(not a drunken friend)and buy a poster, then post it home....

A_L_L_I

10 clubbers were getting out and in pretty easily in adelaide up until mid way through ben. i wouldnt attempt it after that tho!

Jo

Buy a poster tube with your Poster and stash it somewhere in the surroundings, or fix it to your body, BUT NOT horizontal accross your belt........the bloke behind me did this, the tube kept poking me up the arse.....not that I'm complaining......it just made it a friendlier night

Wee- us girls seem to be able to hang on.....
you guys, well......depends on how descreet you are.....
If I was a bloke, not wanting to lose my spot......if it was only once or twice....I would wee on MY patch of grass......If I'm the only one rocking on it, what harm?
but I'm a bogan.

I reckon those cups of wee in Adelaide were from women.......

Jo

I can hear it now...." Eeeewwww!!!"
What do they do at the soccer?

pdalowsky

Jo wrote:

Buy a poster tube with your Poster and stash it somewhere in the surroundings, or fix it to your body, BUT NOT horizontal accross your belt........the bloke behind me did this, the tube kept poking me up the arse.....not that I'm complaining......it just made it a friendlier night

Wee- us girls seem to be able to hang on.....
you guys, well......depends on how descreet you are.....
If I was a bloke, not wanting to lose my spot......if it was only once or twice....I would wee on MY patch of grass......If I'm the only one rocking on it, what harm?
but I'm a bogan.

I reckon those cups of wee in Adelaide were from women.......

maybe not the best course of action, mens wee splashes, so your gonna get people wet around you, weeing on others isnt good.

A guy over at BRY got pissed on during a show and he was mighty cross about it.

Jo

That was because he did a Hasslehoft and grabed his nut to piss.....and not his penis.....
Farkin funniest thing I have ever heard.
We all know men piss squew wiff, I was talking about DESCREET exit into the grass.

Thoughts_Arrive

Last night I hardly drank anything in my water bottle until the last encore.
Small sips once every half hour.
No problem, wasn't busting.

Jo

Thoughts_Arrive wrote:

Last night I hardly drank anything in my water bottle until the last encore.
Small sips once every half hour.
No problem, wasn't busting.

I think you should drink atleast a litre of water before 11am and piss it out through the day, and now your hydrated for the night.
You are going to need something to sweat....
You have a HUGE evening to last....pace...

And YES stash a bottle cap that FITS the bottle you TAKE IN WITH YOU. Your allowed an unopened bottle but they will open it, and Stardust reckond it sucked when her UNCAPPED bottle fell and wasted.

:geek: I was lucky I had two beers, EDIT: After PJ finished two and a half hours old, stashed under the Grand stand.
waiting to wet the whistle...I pissed before I left, and two hours later when I got to the train station.

Farrrk, that was a long stroll.

Brisk.

bazzer wrote:

You don't. And you don't.

Yup!

Dont drink much... I frickin' hate people who try walking through the crowds with fucking 2- beers and they expect you to give them way etc.

But anyway i get water from the security guards and that seems okay. When I'm watching PJ stuff like hunger and wanting to piss kinda go out the window anyhow.

Jo

I took no drinks into the pit, both hands free for dancing. I didn't push passed anyone.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm still up here in my tree YEAH.

U R A Crazy Breed

this is what you do.....buy an extra poster tube....line that bitch with a plastice bag, one that is long enough to fill the tube...tape the end caps on..BAM! your own private piss tube!...when it gets full....dump it on the people in front of you or sell it to some drunk asshole who thnks there is a poster inside! piss=profit! BAM! YOU JUST GOT YOUR BEER MONEY BACK!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...don't tell too many people about this...then i won't be able to do it any more.

CJMST3K

four words:


go hardcore... adult diaper.

aus_suz

I saw 2 cups of wee at Perth.....the security guard wouldnt move them..

stardust1976

aus_suz wrote:

I saw 2 cups of wee at Perth.....the security guard wouldnt move them..

Don't really blame him....I wouldn't want to pick up a cup of someone else's wee either.....eeewwww!!!!

dimitrispearljam

U R A Crazy Breed wrote:

this is what you do.....buy an extra poster tube....line that bitch with a plastice bag, one that is long enough to fill the tube...tape the end caps on..BAM! your own private piss tube!...when it gets full....dump it on the people in front of you or sell it to some drunk asshole who thnks there is a poster inside! piss=profit! BAM! YOU JUST GOT YOUR BEER MONEY BACK!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...don't tell too many people about this...then i won't be able to do it any more.

SA_BlackSmith

At the Adelaide show I went through 4 or 5 bottles of water between noon and the end of the gig, I did not have to use the loo once.

My best tip is don't drink any caffeine for a day or so before the show, but especially don't drink any on the day.

Its a fine line but if you drink just enough to replace what you sweat out you will be fine and will go all afternoon without a loo break.

I think I was a little over cautious and could have drank more as I felt a bit like I had a hang over at the end (I was a little dehydrated), I fixed that up with some power aids I stashed in the car.

helplessdancer

GA shows suck

and ummm AWESOME FIRST POST !!!