So, What Are You Doing For Sex Tonight?

catefrances

theoceansmademe wrote:

missionary anal, I just got off.
oh my, oh my, oh my.

i need to stop reading, you women are too good and too fine and so right.

really?? wow. i just cant do it that way. well... by cant i really mean wont... i much prefer to have some guy bang it from behind.

Get_Right

Whizbang wrote:

KY or your lubricant of choice.....
fingers
toys
then...well...(I can't say it for fear of being banned)...you.

I'd even go so far as recommending a missionary position entry.....

or so I've read somewhere....

well thanks for the pointers
but been there done that, but, there is a physical incompatibility there
she is a tiny Japanese woman, Im a big jew

but it works out very nicely for the other parts

theoceansmademe

ZiggyStar wrote:

Whizbang wrote:

I'd even go so far as recommending a missionary position entry.....

You think? I'd say doggie position for sure for first timers or the unsure.....gives the girl a bit more control....she can kinda sit down on it more at her own pace as opposed to him just trying to bang it in there and hurting her. Fucking men.....always trying to bang it in there too quick! :roll:

Yes, we do try to bang to quick, sorry.

We can't help it, the feeling is too good, but you're right slower is needed back there.

pearljgirl2010

This thread is definitely going to be one of the most viewed....once word gets out!!!!!

Whizbang

catefrances wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

missionary anal, I just got off.
oh my, oh my, oh my.

i need to stop reading, you women are too good and too fine and so right.

really?? wow. i just cant do it that way. well... by cant i really mean wont... i much prefer to have some guy bang it from behind.

see? not my favorite at all. Always feel like my bladder is taking a beating and I'll pee....but that is a thread for another day.

catefrances

Whizbang wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

So you're not getting any anal at your house either?

negative
but she gets points for at least trying on a few occasions-just aint happening-too painful

KY or your lubricant of choice.....
fingers
toys
then...well...(I can't say it for fear of being banned)...you.

I'd even go so far as recommending a missionary position entry.....

or so I've read somewhere....

oh i disagree. you get better access from behind. not to mention the girl can 'help' herself.

Whizbang

pearljgirl2010 wrote:

This thread is definitely going to be one of the most viewed....once word gets out!!!!!

shhhhhhhhhhhh!

theoceansmademe

Whizbang wrote:

pearljgirl2010 wrote:

This thread is definitely going to be one of the most viewed....once word gets out!!!!!

shhhhhhhhhhhh!

agree, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this might be better than my sex life.

catefrances

Whizbang wrote:

catefrances wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

missionary anal, I just got off.
oh my, oh my, oh my.

i need to stop reading, you women are too good and too fine and so right.

really?? wow. i just cant do it that way. well... by cant i really mean wont... i much prefer to have some guy bang it from behind.

see? not my favorite at all. Always feel like my bladder is taking a beating and I'll pee....but that is a thread for another day.

bwhahaha yes it is.


im more likely to feel that way with non missionary vaginal sex.

pearljgirl2010

Whizbang wrote:

pearljgirl2010 wrote:

This thread is definitely going to be one of the most viewed....once word gets out!!!!!

shhhhhhhhhhhh!

LOL!! My lips are sealed

theoceansmademe

ok I have to ask, can any of the women here ejaculate?

ZiggyStar

catefrances wrote:

oh i disagree. you get better access from behind. not to mention the girl can 'help' herself.

Don't you girls like to change it up a bit? From behind, missionary, on top, side on, sitting on a chair....?

And a girl can help herself from all angles.

catefrances

theoceansmademe wrote:

ok I have to ask, can any of the women here ejaculate?

jeez thats a bit personal dont you think???

Whizbang

catefrances wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

ok I have to ask, can any of the women here ejaculate?

jeez thats a bit personal dont you think??? [/quote]

I have absolutely no comment that would not get this thread shut down/deleted.

I am dying....I think I am going to stay home from work just to keep an eye on this thread tomorrow.

and yes, Zig....a girl can help herself out from all angles...

theoceansmademe

angles help us guys too

catefrances

ZiggyStar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

oh i disagree. you get better access from behind. not to mention the girl can 'help' herself.

Don't you girls like to change it up a bit? From behind, missionary, on top, side on, sitting on a chair....?

And a girl can help herself from all angles.

missionary is at the bottom of my list.

and yes a girl can help herself from all angles. i just find when im face down and my arse is in the air, theres more room to manoeuvre. plus the angle provided gets me off more.

ZiggyStar

catefrances wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

oh i disagree. you get better access from behind. not to mention the girl can 'help' herself.

Don't you girls like to change it up a bit? From behind, missionary, on top, side on, sitting on a chair....?

And a girl can help herself from all angles.

missionary is at the bottom of my list.

and yes a girl can help herself from all angles. i just find when im face down and my arse is in the air, theres more room to manoeuvre. plus the angle provided gets me off more.

LMAO! Yeah....I know exactly what you mean. Missionary would be low on my list too. Doggie is up the top.....however I think a guy sitting on a low chair with me half standing/half sitting between his legs with my back to him might top doggie....might....it's a hard call.

catefrances

oh and is there anybody else here who gets so distracted by their partners actions during 69ing they stop what theyre doing or start to put in a subpar performance?

ZiggyStar

catefrances wrote:

oh and is there anybody else here who gets so distracted by their partners actions during 69ing they stop what theyre doing or start to put in a subpar performance?

Sometimes I struggle.....yes. He's just so damn good....it's hard to not get distracted!

theoceansmademe

doggie is top for most men too.

but like you said Ziggy any Cowgirl type position is VERY VERY satisfying

catefrances

theoceansmademe wrote:

doggie is top for most men too.

but like you said Ziggy any Cowgirl type position is VERY VERY satisfying

yeah we know how much you guys love to watch it slide in and out.

ZiggyStar

catefrances wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

doggie is top for most men too.

but like you said Ziggy any Cowgirl type position is VERY VERY satisfying

yeah we know how much you guys love to watch it slide in and out.

I like to feel it slide in and out......put your hand down in between.....or back or under or wherever....

catefrances

ZiggyStar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

doggie is top for most men too.

but like you said Ziggy any Cowgirl type position is VERY VERY satisfying

yeah we know how much you guys love to watch it slide in and out.

I like to feel it slide in and out......put your hand down in between.....or back or under or wherever....

and lets not forget the important role that sounds play.

Whizbang

catefrances wrote:

oh and is there anybody else here who gets so distracted by their partners actions during 69ing they stop what theyre doing or start to put in a subpar performance?

*raises hand*

ZiggyStar

catefrances wrote:

and lets not forget the important role that sounds play.

Ahhhhh sound......I can't stand that fake uh uh uh uh ahh ahh ahhh scream bullshit that chicks do in porn. I hate fake porn in general. The girl needs to be orgasming or at least really enjoying it for it to be hot for me.

But there's nothing hotter than a guy letting out a few real moans, groans, grunts and some dirty talk! And vice versa.

orig_long red

thread of the year.

catefrances

ZiggyStar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

and lets not forget the important role that sounds play.

Ahhhhh sound......I can't stand that fake uh uh uh uh ahh ahh ahhh scream bullshit that chicks do in porn. I hate fake porn in general. The girl needs to be orgasming or at least really enjoying it for it to be hot for me.

But there's nothing hotter than a guy letting out a few real moans, groans, grunts and some dirty talk! And vice versa.

yeah that and their fake tities that just stand there and do nothing. and that stupid face they pull... ugh.. get it out of my sight.

Whizbang

catefrances wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

and lets not forget the important role that sounds play.

Ahhhhh sound......I can't stand that fake uh uh uh uh ahh ahh ahhh scream bullshit that chicks do in porn. I hate fake porn in general. The girl needs to be orgasming or at least really enjoying it for it to be hot for me.

But there's nothing hotter than a guy letting out a few real moans, groans, grunts and some dirty talk! And vice versa.

yeah that and their fake tities that just stand there and do nothing. and that stupid face they pull... ugh.. get it out of my sight.

bring up porn and us women will pick apart the lousy ones.

ZiggyStar

catefrances wrote:

yeah that and their fake tities that just stand there and do nothing. and that stupid face they pull... ugh.. get it out of my sight.

I hate fake titties.........and the NAILS!! Why the fuck do they all have talons? Ewwwww.....must make it hard to play with yourself with such long nails. Fuck that....nice and short for me....with no jagged edges!

Whizbang

long red wrote:

thread of the year.

thank you....
what do we get for an award?