yeah i had high hopes when anal rimming was mentioned but alas that boat was dashed against the rocks.
:(
yeah just another story of a sexless marriage
I had a girlfriend that was into ass play-fingers and tongues both ways
I dug it
and ziggy no, not for me
yeah i had high hopes when anal rimming was mentioned but alas that boat was dashed against the rocks.
:(
yeah just another story of a sexless marriage
I had a girlfriend that was into ass play-fingers and tongues both ways
I dug it
and ziggy no, not for me
What isn't for you? Arse play -fingers and tongues?
I get to have sex 2 times a week. However she wants it, so long as it doesn't involve anal of any sort, her going down on me, or on film.
Fuck........all the fun things are banned in your house.
Do you have set days for sex?
Hey....has she tried film before? Tell her not to knock it until she tries it. Make her have a fantastic orgasm, film it, get her to watch herself cumming and see how turned on she gets! She'll want to film all the time then!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! :shock: :wtf: why did I go to work today!?!?!?!?!?!?
far more interesting than insurance......waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more.
crossing swords - someone once said "it's a contact sport, you're bound to touch at some point"
as for arse play, who ever said trust is huge is spot on. "Jamming it on home" shouldn't be part of the description.
yes...circling the basket is classic indeed!
I otherwise don't have much clean to add to the conversation......
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
I get to have sex 2 times a week. However she wants it, so long as it doesn't involve anal of any sort, her going down on me, or on film.
Fuck........all the fun things are banned in your house.
Do you have set days for sex?
Hey....has she tried film before? Tell her not to knock it until she tries it. Make her have a fantastic orgasm, film it, get her to watch herself cumming and see how turned on she gets! She'll want to film all the time then!
Set days, thankfully NO. At least I can dream each day and night thinking I might get some.
Thanks for the tips on the film, I'll try.
And yes, many of the fun things are off the table. But this is excellent ammo for my wacking sessions.
So you're not getting any anal at your house either?
negative
but she gets points for at least trying on a few occasions-just aint happening-too painful
KY or your lubricant of choice.....
fingers
toys
then...well...(I can't say it for fear of being banned)...you.
I'd even go so far as recommending a missionary position entry.....
or so I've read somewhere....
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
Come onnnn.....someone tell me about some kinky shit you do......besides cate. But cate, you can join in too if you want.....I know you've got kink written all over you!
How about bondage...........who likes tying or being tied up?
that gets you on frustration island...which is my home.
oh dont think i dont get frustrated when someone isnt willing to do things my way. at the time i suck it up(no pun intended) if it even gets that far and then cross them off my list. they want straight sex then they can go bang nellie normal... im a little bit more demanding.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I'd even go so far as recommending a missionary position entry.....
You think? I'd say doggie position for sure for first timers or the unsure.....gives the girl a bit more control....she can kinda sit down on it more at her own pace as opposed to him just trying to bang it in there and hurting her. Fucking men.....always trying to bang it in there too quick! :roll:
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I had a girlfriend that was into ass play-fingers and tongues both ways
I dug it
and ziggy no, not for me
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
What isn't for you? Arse play -fingers and tongues?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
as i can imagine you would.
i have to say tis quite the turn on when youve got some guy moaning cause your tongue is circling the basket so to speak.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
dairy products make me logey.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
haha No cream pies for you then.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
If I ever did, I would.
To answer another ? what does she do for me.
I get to have sex 2 times a week. However she wants it, so long as it doesn't involve anal of any sort, her going down on me, or on film.
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
well that answers my question about what is it that she does for you.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Ohhh.....not a fan of the taste of your own sweet nectar?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I love filling the pies and watching them empty out.
Fuck........all the fun things are banned in your house.
Do you have set days for sex?
Hey....has she tried film before? Tell her not to knock it until she tries it. Make her have a fantastic orgasm, film it, get her to watch herself cumming and see how turned on she gets! She'll want to film all the time then!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
classic
it was quite nice indeed
far more interesting than insurance......waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more.
crossing swords - someone once said "it's a contact sport, you're bound to touch at some point"
as for arse play, who ever said trust is huge is spot on. "Jamming it on home" shouldn't be part of the description.
yes...circling the basket is classic indeed!
I otherwise don't have much clean to add to the conversation......
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
but if my wife gave up the anal I might go for it
So you're not getting any anal at your house either?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Set days, thankfully NO. At least I can dream each day and night thinking I might get some.
Thanks for the tips on the film, I'll try.
And yes, many of the fun things are off the table. But this is excellent ammo for my wacking sessions.
but she gets points for at least trying on a few occasions-just aint happening-too painful
you wont even get through my front door if you dont sneak in the back door first.
bwahahaha
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
yeah but.... were talking about me here.. not what is usual.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
that gets you on frustration island...which is my home.
KY or your lubricant of choice.....
fingers
toys
then...well...(I can't say it for fear of being banned)...you.
I'd even go so far as recommending a missionary position entry.....
or so I've read somewhere....
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
How about bondage...........who likes tying or being tied up?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
oh my, oh my, oh my.
i need to stop reading, you women are too good and too fine and so right.
oh dont think i dont get frustrated when someone isnt willing to do things my way. at the time i suck it up(no pun intended) if it even gets that far and then cross them off my list. they want straight sex then they can go bang nellie normal... im a little bit more demanding.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I am sure I would like it too.
maybe I should change my Screen name to One Way.
those in favor?
You think? I'd say doggie position for sure for first timers or the unsure.....gives the girl a bit more control....she can kinda sit down on it more at her own pace as opposed to him just trying to bang it in there and hurting her. Fucking men.....always trying to bang it in there too quick! :roll:
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★