yeah yeah jordy girl you just keep trying. thats not nearly enough caveman. :P
Maybe I should go all-out Ron Burgundy......and work my guns....
Only joking - I'll just carry on pissing in the street - it's the real benchmark for blokes.
I'd piss in public all the time if I could. Although, I'm confident that the cops here won't buy my story of how I got uromisitisis.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I'd piss in public all the time if I could. Although, I'm confident that the cops here won't buy my story of how I got uromisitisis.
Do you know any doctors who could give you a fake cert saying you've got it?
You should pursue this one, it'd be great to have. Until you eventually have to face someone that does have it of course, in which case you'll look like a bastard.
Either way, think of the fun you'd have along the way!
Also, does any country other than Ireland have "SpiceBurgers"? Thats an integral part of a walk home from any pub for me. A SpiceBurger is a meat mixed up with a bucketload of spice & herbs, diced veggies, and sealed in a crispy cooked breadcrumb casing. It's FILTHY and delicious!
I'd piss in public all the time if I could. Although, I'm confident that the cops here won't buy my story of how I got uromisitisis.
Do you know any doctors who could give you a fake cert saying you've got it?
You should pursue this one, it'd be great to have. Until you eventually have to face someone that does have it of course, in which case you'll look like a bastard.
Either way, think of the fun you'd have along the way!
Also, does any country other than Ireland have "SpiceBurgers"? Thats an integral part of a walk home from any pub for me. A SpiceBurger is a meat mixed up with a bucketload of spice & herbs, diced veggies, and sealed in a crispy cooked breadcrumb casing. It's FILTHY and delicious!
It's shit like that that makes me almost want to not continue being a vegetarian...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
If I'm walking home from the pub, it usually means something has gone seriously wrong! For most of the year, it's WAY too fucking cold to be stumbling around drunk. The beer doesn't toughen you up - it thins your blood and makes you more susceptible to frostbite.
One time, walking home after not being able to hail a cab, I froze my ear badly enough that I could have snapped it clean off...I've thought I was going to die on a couple of occasions...so ya...don't share the sentiment.
Even in the summer....urban sprawl is bad enough around here that there is rarely a pub worth frequenting within walking distance.
I need to go the dentist today to get a crown, with a hangover. :problem:
Where did you find the icon? It's not in the options on the right, but the image is on the forums.pearjam.com site. ...interesting.
When posting, under all the available smilies is a link that says "view more smilies". Also, If I may, I vote that your next avatar be the Hoff still, but a picture of him drunk as hell, eating that infamous cheeseburger, lol.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I need to go the dentist today to get a crown, with a hangover. :problem:
Where did you find the icon? It's not in the options on the right, but the image is on the forums.pearjam.com site. ...interesting.
When posting, under all the available smilies is a link that says "view more smilies". Also, If I may, I vote that your next avatar be the Hoff still, but a picture of him drunk as hell, eating that infamous cheeseburger, lol.
hahaha.... noted.
ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you.
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I heard the Hoff recently pissed himself in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.
Oh, Davey... :roll:
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I normally go through the contacts in my phone, look for the good looking ladies, then put on an Irish accent and call them and tell them it's Patty.
They have no idea.... Until Now :( :(
Thats so weird, i always speak "australian" when im drunk.....the ladies hate it though!
Also, nobody Irish is called Patty - Its PADDY! Patty is Selma's sister is the Simpsons!!
We'll iron out the kinks in your impersonation & get it working!
Haha my bad. If it gives me a teeny weeny bit of cred, I never say Patty, I always say Paddy, I've just never spelt it out before. And if it gives me a little bit more cred, I haven't done it since I was about 19 or so. Granted that was only 4 years ago, but I also try not to get that drunk anymore.
P.S I would love to hear your Aussie accent. And if you can do it well, the ladies would love it. Rumour is the Aussie accent is quite popular with the ladies
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My favourite journey home from a pub was about 18yrs ago up in the bush.
It is quite an isolated, winding drive home and there was 6 of us in my car and then we stopped for someone to have a piss.
When he finished, he sat on the front of the car and I took off slowly.
One by one, everybody got out of the moving car and sat on the roof, bonet, boot until it was just me left in the car, driving at about 15Klm hr.
So................., I got up and out of the car too.
I straddled the door with my left foot on the pedal, left hand on the wheel, but the rest of me outside the car hanging onto the roof.
We started singing as loud as we could AC/DCs' Highway to Hell, and it echoed through the bush.
We stayed like that till we got home to our mates house. ( 10 - 15 mins)
We're all still mates and laugh about that stupidity to this day.
What would we have said? if the police got us. " Dave farted?"
My favourite journey home from a pub was about 18yrs ago up in the bush.
It is quite an isolated, winding drive home and there was 6 of us in my car and then we stopped for someone to have a piss.
When he finished, he sat on the front of the car and I took off slowly.
One by one, everybody got out of the moving car and sat on the roof, bonet, boot until it was just me left in the car, driving at about 15Klm hr.
So................., I got up and out of the car too.
I straddled the door with my left foot on the pedal, left hand on the wheel, but the rest of me outside the car hanging onto the roof.
We started singing as loud as we could AC/DCs' Highway to Hell, and it echoed through the bush.
We stayed like that till we got home to our mates house. ( 10 - 15 mins)
We're all still mates and laugh about that stupidity to this day.
What would we have said? if the police got us. " Dave farted?"
Gold mate, goooold!
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I normally go through the contacts in my phone, look for the good looking ladies, then put on an Irish accent and call them and tell them it's Patty.
They have no idea.... Until Now :( :(
Thats so weird, i always speak "australian" when im drunk.....the ladies hate it though!
Also, nobody Irish is called Patty - Its PADDY! Patty is Selma's sister is the Simpsons!!
We'll iron out the kinks in your impersonation & get it working!
Haha my bad. If it gives me a teeny weeny bit of cred, I never say Patty, I always say Paddy, I've just never spelt it out before. And if it gives me a little bit more cred, I haven't done it since I was about 19 or so. Granted that was only 4 years ago, but I also try not to get that drunk anymore.
P.S I would love to hear your Aussie accent. And if you can do it well, the ladies would love it. Rumour is the Aussie accent is quite popular with the ladies
yeah but youve actually got to be australian to back up the expectation.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
yeah but youve actually got to be australian to back up the expectation.
Fair Dinkum????
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yeah but youve actually got to be australian to back up the expectation.
Fair Dinkum????
bloody oath mate.
Struth..... Well stone the flamin' crows
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ok now youve gone a little too ocker for my cool self.
And you call yourself Australian...... Shame shame shame......
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It's shit like that that makes me almost want to not continue being a vegetarian...
Oh there are veggie versions too my friend!
Nice. Let's get shit-faced and make the stop!
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I normally go through the contacts in my phone, look for the good looking ladies, then put on an Irish accent and call them and tell them it's Patty.
They have no idea.... Until Now :( :(
Just for the record, I've yet to meet an Irish person called Patty :P Pat, Paddy, Paudie, Podge, The Podger and Spud, but never Patty
I do enjoy the walk home, but only if I'm pretty nicely drunk. I hate walking home sober after a night out, and hate being totally wasted and all I want is a basin and my bed!
I've known a Patti... but she was a woman. Patty is some kinda cake, isn't it? :?
I don't like walking home from the pub... I usually wanna piss within a few minutes of leaving the pub so it makes the rest of the walk painful... but then of course you get into the house and you've had another two beers before you remember how badly you wanted to pee... what the fuck's THAT about?
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I don't like walking home from the pub... I usually wanna piss within a few minutes of leaving the pub so it makes the rest of the walk painful... but then of course you get into the house and you've had another two beers before you remember how badly you wanted to pee... what the fuck's THAT about?
Thats a sign that your brain has a sense of humour and likes fucking with you!
I don't like walking home from the pub... I usually wanna piss within a few minutes of leaving the pub so it makes the rest of the walk painful... but then of course you get into the house and you've had another two beers before you remember how badly you wanted to pee... what the fuck's THAT about?
I pride myself on my inhuman ability to retain beer. Sometimes I can't be bothered to go to the toilet if I'm in a pub and having a good time, so I just keep drinking. My friends often go about 5 times before I do. Sometimes I don't go at all until I get outside, and then unleash a reservoir up against the wall. I refuse to allow taking a piss to interfere with my beer drinking. Though drinking whilst peeing is also an option.
The worst is having a few beers before going out. Then getting a 'roadie' in a coke bottle of Southern Comfort, then catching the train into the city. From where I live (Northern Suburbs of Sydney) it's about an hour train ride into the big smoke, about half way the pain is unbearable. Sometimes I wonder how I managed to hang on
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Right so, from here on out my posts will be overly masculine and ridden with testosterone-infused manliness.
Grrrrrrrrrr. :twisted:
yeah yeah jordy girl you just keep trying. thats not nearly enough caveman. :P
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Maybe I should go all-out Ron Burgundy......and work my guns....
Only joking - I'll just carry on pissing in the street - it's the real benchmark for blokes.
I'd piss in public all the time if I could. Although, I'm confident that the cops here won't buy my story of how I got uromisitisis.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Do you know any doctors who could give you a fake cert saying you've got it?
You should pursue this one, it'd be great to have. Until you eventually have to face someone that does have it of course, in which case you'll look like a bastard.
Either way, think of the fun you'd have along the way!
Also, does any country other than Ireland have "SpiceBurgers"? Thats an integral part of a walk home from any pub for me. A SpiceBurger is a meat mixed up with a bucketload of spice & herbs, diced veggies, and sealed in a crispy cooked breadcrumb casing. It's FILTHY and delicious!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
But the part where pissing on things is part of that enjoyment throws me way off. I guess I was missing out on something.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
One time, walking home after not being able to hail a cab, I froze my ear badly enough that I could have snapped it clean off...I've thought I was going to die on a couple of occasions...so ya...don't share the sentiment.
Even in the summer....urban sprawl is bad enough around here that there is rarely a pub worth frequenting within walking distance.
Where did you find the
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When posting, under all the available smilies is a link that says "view more smilies". Also, If I may, I vote that your next avatar be the Hoff still, but a picture of him drunk as hell, eating that infamous cheeseburger, lol.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
hahaha.... noted.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
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I see you found the smilies.
I heard the Hoff recently pissed himself in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.
Oh, Davey... :roll:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Haha my bad. If it gives me a teeny weeny bit of cred, I never say Patty, I always say Paddy, I've just never spelt it out before. And if it gives me a little bit more cred, I haven't done it since I was about 19 or so. Granted that was only 4 years ago, but I also try not to get that drunk anymore.
P.S I would love to hear your Aussie accent. And if you can do it well, the ladies would love it. Rumour is the Aussie accent is quite popular with the ladies
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Sydney 07/11/2006
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EV Sydney 20/03/2011
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Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
It is quite an isolated, winding drive home and there was 6 of us in my car and then we stopped for someone to have a piss.
When he finished, he sat on the front of the car and I took off slowly.
One by one, everybody got out of the moving car and sat on the roof, bonet, boot until it was just me left in the car, driving at about 15Klm hr.
So................., I got up and out of the car too.
I straddled the door with my left foot on the pedal, left hand on the wheel, but the rest of me outside the car hanging onto the roof.
We started singing as loud as we could AC/DCs' Highway to Hell, and it echoed through the bush.
We stayed like that till we got home to our mates house. ( 10 - 15 mins)
We're all still mates and laugh about that stupidity to this day.
What would we have said? if the police got us. " Dave farted?"
Gold mate, goooold!
yeah but youve actually got to be australian to back up the expectation.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Fair Dinkum????
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
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EV Sydney 13/02/2014
bloody oath mate.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Struth..... Well stone the flamin' crows
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Sydney 07/11/2006
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EV Sydney 20/03/2011
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EV Sydney 13/02/2014
ok now youve gone a little too ocker for my cool self.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
And you call yourself Australian...... Shame shame shame......
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yeah well i didnt say i was perfect. :wave:
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Oh there are veggie versions too my friend!
Nice. Let's get shit-faced and make the stop!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I don't like walking home from the pub... I usually wanna piss within a few minutes of leaving the pub so it makes the rest of the walk painful... but then of course you get into the house and you've had another two beers before you remember how badly you wanted to pee... what the fuck's THAT about?
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Thats a sign that your brain has a sense of humour and likes fucking with you!
My brain does it too
I pride myself on my inhuman ability to retain beer. Sometimes I can't be bothered to go to the toilet if I'm in a pub and having a good time, so I just keep drinking. My friends often go about 5 times before I do. Sometimes I don't go at all until I get outside, and then unleash a reservoir up against the wall. I refuse to allow taking a piss to interfere with my beer drinking. Though drinking whilst peeing is also an option.
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Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014