"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Customer: you look like Jesus
Me: haha, well I'm not
customer: did you intend to look like Jesus?
Me: No, not at all.. How do we know what Jesus really looked like anyhow?
Customer: Well they got pictures of him
Me: they do?
Customer: are you even serious, they got pictures of him everywhere..
Me: but how do we know that is what he really, actually looked like?
Customer: because of the pictures!!
Me: oh yeah.. I forgot
The best part is you know this person went home to their spouse and probably told them about the guy that doesn't know they have pics of jesus...
Customer: you look like Jesus
Me: haha, well I'm not
customer: did you intend to look like Jesus?
Me: No, not at all.. How do we know what Jesus really looked like anyhow?
Customer: Well they got pictures of him
Me: they do?
Customer: are you even serious, they got pictures of him everywhere..
Me: but how do we know that is what he really, actually looked like?
Customer: because of the pictures!!
Me: oh yeah.. I forgot
In all the times we've hung out I never realized you're black. No wonder we get along so well.
...on my mind- Wu-Tang 1/22/12.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
2009 - Manchester. 2010 - Dublin, Belfast, London, Berlin, Arras, Werchter. 2011 - PJ20 i & ii, Montreal, Toronto i & ii, Ottawa, Hamilton. 2012 - Manchester i & ii, Berlin i & ii, Stockholm. 2014 - Amsterdam i & ii, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin, Leeds, Milton Keynes. 2016 - Boston Fenway i & ii, 2018 - Amsterdam i & ii, Pinkpop, London i & ii, Padova, Krakow, Barcelona, Seattle i & ii.
Customer: you look like Jesus
Me: haha, well I'm not
customer: did you intend to look like Jesus?
Me: No, not at all.. How do we know what Jesus really looked like anyhow?
Customer: Well they got pictures of him
Me: they do?
Customer: are you even serious, they got pictures of him everywhere..
Me: but how do we know that is what he really, actually looked like?
Customer: because of the pictures!!
Me: oh yeah.. I forgot
In all the times we've hung out I never realized you're black. No wonder we get along so well.
...on my mind- Wu-Tang 1/22/12.
I wanted to take it there, but it is Chesterfield after all.. I figured it was best to just get out of the conversation before I started making fun of the lady..
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Customer: you look like Jesus
Me: haha, well I'm not
customer: did you intend to look like Jesus?
Me: No, not at all.. How do we know what Jesus really looked like anyhow?
Customer: Well they got pictures of him
Me: they do?
Customer: are you even serious, they got pictures of him everywhere..
Me: but how do we know that is what he really, actually looked like?
Customer: because of the pictures!!
Me: oh yeah.. I forgot
In all the times we've hung out I never realized you're black. No wonder we get along so well.
...on my mind- Wu-Tang 1/22/12.
I wanted to take it there, but it is Chesterfield after all.. I figured it was best to just get out of the conversation before I started making fun of the lady..
you're a better man than i...i would have let this convo go back and forth for as long as it took her to realize there were no cameras 2000 years ago...and yes, i realize i might have been there for 2000 years but that woman is comedy gold!
Customer: you look like Jesus
Me: haha, well I'm not
customer: did you intend to look like Jesus?
Me: No, not at all.. How do we know what Jesus really looked like anyhow?
Customer: Well they got pictures of him
Me: they do?
Customer: are you even serious, they got pictures of him everywhere..
Me: but how do we know that is what he really, actually looked like?
Customer: because of the pictures!!
Me: oh yeah.. I forgot
It's these kinda conversations that you just have to laugh at to yourself later- gotta love em!
A few months back when I was in New York City I had a tourist come up and ask me in a thick accent, "Where is Manhattan?"
"Sometimes you find yourself having to put all your faith in no faith."
~not a dude~
2010: MSGx2
2012: Made In America
2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
2015: Global Citizen Festival
2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2 2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
well, maybe you need to put it in a context..
here is a question..
If you want to date a beautiful woman, and you make 40,000 dollars a year, and the Gov't takes 30%.. How much money will you have at the end of the year?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
well, maybe you need to put it in a context..
here is a question..
If you want to date a beautiful woman, and you make 40,000 dollars a year, and the Gov't takes 30%.. How much money will you have at the end of the year?
It doesn't matter if I'm dating a beautiful woman.....
Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
well, maybe you need to put it in a context..
here is a question..
If you want to date a beautiful woman, and you make 40,000 dollars a year, and the Gov't takes 30%.. How much money will you have at the end of the year?
It doesn't matter if I'm dating a beautiful woman.....
wow.. you do suck at math
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
In all the times we've hung out I never realized you're black. No wonder we get along so well.
...on my mind- Wu-Tang 1/22/12.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
boyfriends and girlfriends..
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
2012 - Manchester i & ii, Berlin i & ii, Stockholm. 2014 - Amsterdam i & ii, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin, Leeds, Milton Keynes.
2016 - Boston Fenway i & ii, 2018 - Amsterdam i & ii, Pinkpop, London i & ii, Padova, Krakow, Barcelona, Seattle i & ii.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
you're a better man than i...i would have let this convo go back and forth for as long as it took her to realize there were no cameras 2000 years ago...and yes, i realize i might have been there for 2000 years but that woman is comedy gold!
It's these kinda conversations that you just have to laugh at to yourself later- gotta love em!
A few months back when I was in New York City I had a tourist come up and ask me in a thick accent, "Where is Manhattan?"
~not a dude~
2010: MSGx2
2012: Made In America
2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
2015: Global Citizen Festival
2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2
2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
Because you are way better at other things
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
That's reassuring...
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be math that I would be learning...
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
You are....you know the 3 types of geologic rock....
Then why do I suck at math!!!!
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
Sedimentary
igneous
and.. shit.. what is the third?..
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
led zeppelin
That's not what she meant....
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
I was talking about Classic, Hard and Punk
BTW...the third is metamorphic :geek:
well, maybe you need to put it in a context..
here is a question..
If you want to date a beautiful woman, and you make 40,000 dollars a year, and the Gov't takes 30%.. How much money will you have at the end of the year?
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
It doesn't matter if I'm dating a beautiful woman.....
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!