Everytime I see "bs" on a thread on the Porch I read bullshit when it is supposed to be backspacer. Anyone else do this???
all the time...
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
No wonder why I don't paint. I have more on me than I got on my walls and trim work. I need to find a hot shirtless painter boy to do this for me. Any takers?
No wonder why I don't paint. I have more on me than I got on my walls and trim work. I need to find a hot shirtless painter boy to do this for me. Any takers?
if i didn't loathe painting, i would be glad to be your shirtless painter boy :P
No wonder why I don't paint. I have more on me than I got on my walls and trim work. I need to find a hot shirtless painter boy to do this for me. Any takers?
if i didn't loathe painting, i would be glad to be your shirtless painter boy :P
Aww. Thanks Conman. I can make a job up for you. How about you can be my drinking buddy?
A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!
I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..
Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!
Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??
Priceless
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!
I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..
Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!
Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??
A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!
I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..
Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!
Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??
Priceless
did you at least close the deal before kicking her to the curb?
A fun weekend of bird hunting with my buddy and his dog!!
I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..
Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!
Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??
Priceless
did you at least close the deal before kicking her to the curb?
You know I did..
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
A direct quote from the American Heart Association Cookbook:
If You Consume Alcohol, Do So in Moderation
Moderate alcohol intake has been associated with reduced cardiovascular events in many populations.2 This association is not only found with wine but also with other alcoholic beverages.61,62 Unlike other potentially beneficial dietary components, the consumption of alcohol cannot be recom- mended solely for CVD risk reduction. Alcohol can be addictive, and high intake can be associated with serious adverse health and social consequences, including hypertriglyceridemia, hypertension, liver damage, physical abuse, vehicular and work accidents, and increased risk of breast cancer.2
For these reasons, and on the basis of available epidemio- logical data, the AHA recommends that if alcoholic bever- ages are consumed, they should be limited to no more than 2 drinks per day for men and 1 drink per day for women, and ideally should be consumed with meals.63 In general, a 12-ounce bottle of beer, a 4-ounce glass of wine, and a 11⁄2-ounce shot of 80-proof spirits all contain the same amount of alcohol (one half ounce). Each of these is consid- ered a “drink equivalent.”63,64
A direct quote from the American Heart Association Cookbook:
If You Consume Alcohol, Do So in Moderation
Moderate alcohol intake has been associated with reduced cardiovascular events in many populations.2 This association is not only found with wine but also with other alcoholic beverages.61,62 Unlike other potentially beneficial dietary components, the consumption of alcohol cannot be recom- mended solely for CVD risk reduction. Alcohol can be addictive, and high intake can be associated with serious adverse health and social consequences, including hypertriglyceridemia, hypertension, liver damage, physical abuse, vehicular and work accidents, and increased risk of breast cancer.2
For these reasons, and on the basis of available epidemio- logical data, the AHA recommends that if alcoholic bever- ages are consumed, they should be limited to no more than 2 drinks per day for men and 1 drink per day for women, and ideally should be consumed with meals.63 In general, a 12-ounce bottle of beer, a 4-ounce glass of wine, and a 11⁄2-ounce shot of 80-proof spirits all contain the same amount of alcohol (one half ounce). Each of these is consid- ered a “drink equivalent.”63,64
so no more smoking, no more drinking, no more high fat fried greasy foods for BD... :(
hope you like salad!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
every time i read the porch i think assholes...but that probably has to do with most of the people posting
thoughts and prayers out to you and grandma. I hope all is ok. Hugs to you love.
Or you can come to terms and realize
You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
Aww. Thanks Conman.
yes I have.
Do what? Go to the Porch on purpose?
in your line of work I guess it's ok. You have to test the product, right?
NOT if you are deep frying stuff
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
I am always reminded of a date I went on years ago when I bring up hunting.. The story takes place at a restaurant just after our drinks showed up at the table..
Date: my friend is having a party next weekend if you wanna come with me
Me: I can't, I am going hunting with my friends
Date: You hunt? (in a less than pleased tone)
me: Hell yes!! I love it.. great to get outside into the wilderness
Date: that horrible.. how could you kill poor animals
me: its easy, when I see them I shoot them.. And I eat everything I kill
Date: unbelievable!
Waitress approaches table: Have you decided yet?
Date: I will have the veil parmesan
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Date: what??
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
did you at least close the deal before kicking her to the curb?
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I work in IT for a financial services company.... hmmm...
If You Consume Alcohol, Do So in Moderation
Moderate alcohol intake has been associated with reduced cardiovascular events in many populations.2 This association is not only found with wine but also with other alcoholic beverages.61,62 Unlike other potentially beneficial dietary components, the consumption of alcohol cannot be recom- mended solely for CVD risk reduction. Alcohol can be addictive, and high intake can be associated with serious adverse health and social consequences, including hypertriglyceridemia, hypertension, liver damage, physical abuse, vehicular and work accidents, and increased risk of breast cancer.2
For these reasons, and on the basis of available epidemio- logical data, the AHA recommends that if alcoholic bever- ages are consumed, they should be limited to no more than 2 drinks per day for men and 1 drink per day for women, and ideally should be consumed with meals.63 In general, a 12-ounce bottle of beer, a 4-ounce glass of wine, and a 11⁄2-ounce shot of 80-proof spirits all contain the same amount of alcohol (one half ounce). Each of these is consid- ered a “drink equivalent.”63,64
so no more smoking, no more drinking, no more high fat fried greasy foods for BD... :(
hope you like salad!
- Christopher McCandless
Oh cool. Did you see that in the appendix?