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climb_high_nz

ZiggyStar wrote:

climb_high_nz wrote:

Sean... if you bath your balls in scotch.. have a good play then rub your eyes... your going to irritate your eyes son... :shock:

But if you get your woman to play with them, you can rub your eyes as much as you want with no irritation. Your choice!

She's a wise one this girl....listen to this girl Sean...she speaks the truth...

ZiggyStar

climb_high_nz wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

climb_high_nz wrote:

Sean... if you bath your balls in scotch.. have a good play then rub your eyes... your going to irritate your eyes son... :shock:

But if you get your woman to play with them, you can rub your eyes as much as you want with no irritation. Your choice!

She's a wise one this girl....listen to this girl Sean...she speaks the truth...

Yes I am honeypot!

I_GOT_no_IDea

bazzer wrote:

What Not To Bring! (Prohibited items will be confiscated. If in doubt leave it behind.)
* Glass (containers, bottles, glasses etc)
* Strictly NO alcohol
* Commercial food & beverage products purchased outside stadium unless because of special dietary requirements
* Metal utensils, cutlery
* Large or professional cameras
* Video and sound recording devices are not permitted
* Large chilly bins unable to fit under your seat or in a picnic hamper
* Illegal substances
* Weapons of any kind
* Fireworks
* Umbrellas
* Sun/rain shelters
* Chairs/stools
* Animals (guide dogs excluded)
* Any other items considered illegal or dangerous to yourself or others. <

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Do you think catheter and urine collection apparatus fall into this category? If so, i'm just gonna have to resort to pissing my pants at various stages so as to not lose my spot at the front. Wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last. Commitment people....

climb_high_nz

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

bazzer wrote:

What Not To Bring! (Prohibited items will be confiscated. If in doubt leave it behind.)
* Glass (containers, bottles, glasses etc)
* Strictly NO alcohol
* Commercial food & beverage products purchased outside stadium unless because of special dietary requirements
* Metal utensils, cutlery
* Large or professional cameras
* Video and sound recording devices are not permitted
* Large chilly bins unable to fit under your seat or in a picnic hamper
* Illegal substances
* Weapons of any kind
* Fireworks
* Umbrellas
* Sun/rain shelters
* Chairs/stools
* Animals (guide dogs excluded)
* Any other items considered illegal or dangerous to yourself or others. <

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Do you think catheter and urine collection apparatus fall into this category? If so, i'm just gonna have to resort to pissing my pants at various stages so as to not lose my spot at the front. Wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last. Commitment people....

Props dentist...props

ZiggyStar

Just take a bottle and piss into it.....that's what I'd be doing if I was a guy....if a little gets onto your hands from a bit too much pushing and shoving from behind and bad aim, who cares! Just wipe it on the person's back in front of you! They'll never know! Shhhhh.....

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

Just take a bottle and piss into it.....that's what I'd be doing if I was a guy....if a little gets onto your hands from a bit too much pushing and shoving from behind and bad aim, who cares! Just wipe it on the person's back in front of you! They'll never know! Shhhhh.....

i'm a gonna stand behind Ziggy

I_GOT_no_IDea

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

bazzer wrote:

What Not To Bring! (Prohibited items will be confiscated. If in doubt leave it behind.)
* Any other items considered illegal or dangerous to yourself or others. <

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Do you think catheter and urine collection apparatus fall into this category? If so, i'm just gonna have to resort to pissing my pants at various stages so as to not lose my spot at the front. Wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last. Commitment people....

:( wtf's wrong? :? did i overshare? at least i'm not gonna piss on you guys. and i'll change my clothes back at the hotel before we hit the town afterwards!

I_GOT_no_IDea

ZiggyStar wrote:

Just take a bottle and piss into it.....that's what I'd be doing if I was a guy....if a little gets onto your hands from a bit too much pushing and shoving from behind and bad aim, who cares! Just wipe it on the person's back in front of you! They'll never know! Shhhhh.....

i've done that before too - problem is i didn't have a lid and eventually it was knocked out of my hand and splashed a few ankles

climb_high_nz

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

bazzer wrote:

What Not To Bring! (Prohibited items will be confiscated. If in doubt leave it behind.)
* Any other items considered illegal or dangerous to yourself or others. <

---

Do you think catheter and urine collection apparatus fall into this category? If so, i'm just gonna have to resort to pissing my pants at various stages so as to not lose my spot at the front. Wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last. Commitment people....

:( wtf's wrong? :? did i overshare? at least i'm not gonna piss on you guys. and i'll change my clothes back at the hotel before we hit the town afterwards!

you won't be the only one that smells like wees dentist...Hey if I drink to much I'll probably shit myself... :?

I_GOT_no_IDea

climb_high_nz wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

bazzer wrote:

What Not To Bring! (Prohibited items will be confiscated. If in doubt leave it behind.)
* Any other items considered illegal or dangerous to yourself or others. <

---

Do you think catheter and urine collection apparatus fall into this category? If so, i'm just gonna have to resort to pissing my pants at various stages so as to not lose my spot at the front. Wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last. Commitment people....

Props dentist...props

thanks straight-as-they-come hard mutha fucka - i know you hear me bro. hell why don't we just wear fucking nappies and be done with it. taking responsibility for your excretions is overrated...

ZiggyStar

climb_high_nz wrote:

you won't be the only one that smells like wees dentist...Hey if I drink to much I'll probably shit myself... :?

Woo hooo I'm standing behind climb! :?

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Just take a bottle and piss into it.....that's what I'd be doing if I was a guy....if a little gets onto your hands from a bit too much pushing and shoving from behind and bad aim, who cares! Just wipe it on the person's back in front of you! They'll never know! Shhhhh.....

i'm a gonna stand behind Ziggy

YEAH! Stand right behind me but still ignore me, no doubt! :x

ZiggyStar

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

thanks angel - i know you hear me bro. hell why don't we just wear fucking nappies and be done with it. taking responsibility for your excretions is overrated...

Angel?! What's going on here that I don't know about, dentist!?

I_GOT_no_IDea

ZiggyStar wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

thanks angel - i know you hear me bro. hell why don't we just wear fucking nappies and be done with it. taking responsibility for your excretions is overrated...

Angel?! What's going on here that I don't know about, dentist!?

righto - what, so you don't know you're an angel too? you, climp and DP - the three amigos, three musketeers, charlie's angels... and i wanna fuck him
(not really)

ZiggyStar

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

thanks angel - i know you hear me bro. hell why don't we just wear fucking nappies and be done with it. taking responsibility for your excretions is overrated...

Angel?! What's going on here that I don't know about, dentist!?

righto - what, so you don't know you're an angel too? you, climp and DP - the three amigos, three musketeers, charlie's angels... and i wanna fuck him
(not really)

Ohhhh yes I remember now.......

We all want to fuck climb high......why do you think doompony and I are so nice to him........we want to get in his pants!

I_GOT_no_IDea

ZiggyStar wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Angel?! What's going on here that I don't know about, dentist!?

righto - what, so you don't know you're an angel too? you, climp and DP - the three amigos, three musketeers, charlie's angels... and i wanna fuck him
(not really)

Ohhhh yes I remember now.......

We all want to fuck, climb......why do you think doompony and I are so nice to him........we want to get in his pants!

god help the poor lad - i hope he's got stamina!

climb_high_nz

DENTIST....poor lad my arse...hey ladies! get funky!......

I_GOT_no_IDea

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

righto - what, so you don't know you're an angel too? you, climp and DP - the three amigos, three musketeers, charlie's angels... and i wanna fuck him
(not really)

Ohhhh yes I remember now.......

We all want to fuck, climb......why do you think doompony and I are so nice to him........we want to get in his pants!

god help the poor lad* - i hope he's got stamina!

* may be used interchangeably with "lucky bastard"

ZiggyStar

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

god help the poor lad - i hope he's got stamina!

He's got a lot more than just stamina....if you know what I mean....heh heh heh! :? REOW!

ZiggyStar

climb_high_nz wrote:

DENTIST....poor lad my arse...hey ladies! get funky!......

That's what I'm aiming for.......to get funky.......with my munkys!

climb_high_nz

DENTIST...for the love of scotch on my balls( :x fuck that stings) edit your post where you call me angel....it's super ghey and you'll garner some unwanted attention with post starters like that....unless hey..hey..big boy...wanna help me floss!? I'm confused...

ZiggyStar

climb_high_nz wrote:

DENTIST...for the love of scotch on my balls( :x fuck that stings) edit your post where you call me angel....it's super ghey and you'll garner some unwanted attention with post starters like that....unless hey..hey..big boy...wanna help me floss!? I'm confused...

hahaha Wanna help me floss?! Perfect pick up line for a dentist...

Calling you angel is kinda GHEY though, isn't it honeypot?....

I_GOT_no_IDea

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

climb_high_nz wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

Do you think catheter and urine collection apparatus fall into this category? If so, i'm just gonna have to resort to pissing my pants at various stages so as to not lose my spot at the front. Wouldn't be the first time and it won't be the last. Commitment people....

Props dentist...props

thanks straight-as-they-come hard mutha fucka - i know you hear me bro. hell why don't we just wear fucking nappies and be done with it. taking responsibility for your excretions is overrated...

done bro - no unwanted attention to be gained there. we're all cool, we're all cool...

I_GOT_no_IDea

hey climb and ziggy - can you now edit YOUR posts referring to me calling climb angel and it being GHEY? i don't want this to get out of hand.

I_GOT_no_IDea

fucking homophobes - geez, since when is it ghey to want to fuck a dude? :roll:

ZiggyStar

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

fucking homophobes - geez, since when is it ghey to want to fuck a dude? :roll:

LMAO! Talk to Sean Montgomery about things being ghey....he loves the word!

Night! xox

I_GOT_no_IDea

ZiggyStar wrote:

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

fucking homophobes - geez, since when is it ghey to want to fuck a dude? :roll:

LMAO! Talk to Sean Montgomery about things being ghey....he loves the word!

Night! xox

i'll be onto filthy next - i'm outta control! night matey x

Random_Wookie

I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:

fucking homophobes - geez, since when is it ghey to want to fuck a dude? :roll:

it aint ghey at all to want to fuck a dude, its just doubling your chances of getting some mr dentist

I think Ed is a very sexy man

doompony

Random_Wookie wrote:

I think Ed is a very sexy man

awww.

this is what happens when i fall asleep at 10 and i'm not here to supervise this thread.


holy flurcking schnit!!!! this time in TWO WEEKS i will be pottering around the house, readying myself for the long lonely car trip to see you FINE peeps.

and..

uh

pearl jam.

nz_spanna

I just realised today too that it's two weeks til I fly from Welly to Auckland for the show..! eeeeee!

p.s. WTF is with that "pearl jam tour tv" NEVER acknowleding NZ?? And in episode 12 with Ben talking about Aussie... uh, pretty sure NZ buys the most Ben Harper albums per capita.

Rah.