Australia / New Zealand Tour - The Official List

Jo

Ha
Q. Whats long and sticky?
A. A Stick.


When my kid was 3 1/2 and still couldn't pronounce some sounds yet, he use to tell the above joke
to his Nanna and Grandad like this...
" What's long and dicky.......a dick......"

And just because I'm not joking about needing somewhere to dribble shit...........................

There was a Bear and a Rabbit doing a shit together in the forrest.
The Bear turns to the Rabbit and says..." Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? "
The Rabbit says " No."
So the Bear wiped his arse with the Rabbit.

doompony

see i can't be the only one who would pay to see ed doing bad comedy standup if the jokes were of this calibre


imagine him with the sleeves of his jacket rolled up... "so a seal walked into a club"

and matt could do the comedy drums.

Random_Wookie

doompony wrote:

see i can't be the only one who would pay to see ed doing bad comedy standup if the jokes were of this calibre


imagine him with the sleeves of his jacket rolled up... "so a seal walked into a club"

and matt could do the comedy drums.

and mike could just randomly run across the stage screaming

filthy_canvis

Jo wrote:

Nope........don't get it.

Q. What do you do if you come accross Mike?
A. Wipe it of and say Thanks.

just plain wrong

doompony wrote:

ha

what's brown and rhymes with snoop?





dr dre


ha.

loled