Corniest Lyric...

SawyerSawyer Posts: 2,411
edited July 2009 in The Porch
When something’s broke I wanna put a bit of fixin on it......yikes
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  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    it it a broken hamburger? Hot dog?
    be philanthropic
  • ogre1213ogre1213 Posts: 401
    hence, the fixer
    Some die just to live
  • BravejamriotBravejamriot Posts: 217
    yea....
  • DPrival78DPrival78 CT Posts: 2,263
    Sawyer wrote:
    When something’s broke I wanna put a bit of fixin on it......yikes

    i wish eddie would've put a bit of fixin' on these lyrics.
    i'm more a fan of popular bands.. like the bee-gees, pearl jam
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Do you really need to start a thread for every fault you find in this one poor tune?

    Get over it...
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,941
    einatshaul wrote:
    Do you really need to start a thread for every fault you find in this one poor tune?

    Get over it...

    yeah I agree. I'm not digging the song either. But there's already a general thread for the song and another for those of us who don't like it. I don't think we need a thread for every cheesy moment of the song........the board would be flooded.
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  • SawyerSawyer Posts: 2,411
    einatshaul wrote:
    Do you really need to start a thread for every fault you find in this one poor tune?

    Get over it...


    yes...I do
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Not every song can be "Black"

    Not everyone can be Sawyer... :roll:
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Isn't this about Harvey Keitel's character, Mr. White, in Reservoir Dogs?
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • EvolverEvolver Posts: 525
    Sawyer wrote:
    einatshaul wrote:
    Do you really need to start a thread for every fault you find in this one poor tune?

    Get over it...


    yes...I do


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,303
    DPrival78 wrote:
    Sawyer wrote:
    When something’s broke I wanna put a bit of fixin on it......yikes

    i wish eddie would've put a bit of fixin' on these lyrics.


    LOL!

    Seriously!

    I'm pretty sure Nickelback could have come up with better lyrics than that what's in the Fixer!

    Yikes!
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,941
    mca47 wrote:
    DPrival78 wrote:
    Sawyer wrote:
    When something’s broke I wanna put a bit of fixin on it......yikes

    i wish eddie would've put a bit of fixin' on these lyrics.


    LOL!

    Seriously!

    I'm pretty sure Nickelback could have come up with better lyrics than that what's in the Fixer!

    Yikes!

    Oh don't say that. Think it.....but say it.
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  • kb272930kb272930 Posts: 62
    When I eat a hotdog I put a little mustard on it ! Yeah,Yeah,yeah! :lol:
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    einatshaul wrote:
    Do you really need to start a thread for every fault you find in this one poor tune?

    Get over it...
    i hate the overuse of +1....but.... +1
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    kb272930 wrote:
    When I eat a hotdog I put a little mustard on it ! Yeah,Yeah,yeah! :lol:
    Hello! Great first post! :P Now I'm craving a hot dog...
  • Anyone else think this song's gonna produce some real cringeworthy moments when clips of it are inserted into sporting events, etc?

    Joe Girardi has just pulled Andy Pettite off the mound. Here comes Mariano Rivera! (cue music)

    He's gonna put a-fixin' on some stuff.
  • SawyerSawyer Posts: 2,411
    'When I have promiscuous sex...I'm gonna put a little condom on it'.......wait, did I say little?
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    kb272930 wrote:
    When I eat a hotdog I put a little mustard on it ! Yeah,Yeah,yeah! :lol:


    And when I make some fries, I put a little ketchup on 'em. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

    This could get ugle quick. Like all the Indiana Jones and the .... movie title jokes.
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  • mca47 wrote:
    DPrival78 wrote:
    Sawyer wrote:
    When something’s broke I wanna put a bit of fixin on it......yikes

    i wish eddie would've put a bit of fixin' on these lyrics.


    LOL!

    Seriously!

    I'm pretty sure Nickelback could have come up with better lyrics than that what's in the Fixer!

    Yikes!

    How would you know? No one that listen's to Nicelback should be here.
  • Cheesiest PJ lyrics hands down are "U". I know it is a B-side, but wow!
  • ZidaneZidane Ottawa Posts: 362
    mca47 wrote:
    DPrival78 wrote:
    Sawyer wrote:
    When something’s broke I wanna put a bit of fixin on it......yikes

    i wish eddie would've put a bit of fixin' on these lyrics.


    LOL!

    Seriously!

    I'm pretty sure Nickelback could have come up with better lyrics than that what's in the Fixer!

    Yikes!

    Ouch... that's low!!! That one really hurts...!
    You're not what you own - Ian MacKaye, Fugazi

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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,303
    Yikes!

    Oh don't say that. Think it.....but say it.[/quote]


    Hahahahaha!
    Sorry. :lol:


    I just think it's funny they called that song "The Fixer". Maybe it was one of those songs in the studio where they couldn't figure out what to call it. The whole time everyone all the guys knew it needed some work and was referred to as "The Fixer".
    Stone: "Hey Ed, this song really sucks...how about we just put it on some B-side".
    Ed: "Fuck, we've spent far too long on this. We gotta get it in there, but what to call it?"
    Mike: "How about Steaming Pile of..."
    Ed interrupts Mike: "Fuck it, lets just leave it as 'The Fixer'".
    Stone: "But it's really bad Ed. I mean, those lyrics...how did you come up with that crap?"
    Ed: "Drunk as shit and was listening to some Nickelback"
    Matt: "This is not what I signed up for!"
    Stone: "Well, it has been hyped quite a bit and our fans typically will love anything we give them....so maybe it'll work"
    Ed: "That's the spirit!"


    That's how The Fixer came to be...
  • ZidaneZidane Ottawa Posts: 362
    mca47 wrote:
    Yikes!

    Oh don't say that. Think it.....but say it.


    Hahahahaha!
    Sorry. :lol:


    I just think it's funny they called that song "The Fixer". Maybe it was one of those songs in the studio where they couldn't figure out what to call it. The whole time everyone all the guys knew it needed some work and was referred to as "The Fixer".
    Stone: "Hey Ed, this song really sucks...how about we just put it on some B-side".
    Ed: "Fuck, we've spent far too long on this. We gotta get it in there, but what to call it?"
    Mike: "How about Steaming Pile of..."
    Ed interrupts Mike: "Fuck it, lets just leave it as 'The Fixer'".
    Stone: "But it's really bad Ed. I mean, those lyrics...how did you come up with that crap?"
    Ed: "Drunk as shit and was listening to some Nickelback"
    Matt: "This is not what I signed up for!"
    Stone: "Well, it has been hyped quite a bit and our fans typically will love anything we give them....so maybe it'll work"
    Ed: "That's the spirit!"


    That's how The Fixer came to be...[/quote]

    Hahaha!!!
    You're not what you own - Ian MacKaye, Fugazi

    98 - Montreal
    00 - Montreal
    03 - Toronto, Montreal
    04 - Boston (Show #1)
    05 - Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto
    06 - Toronto (Show #1)
    09 - Toronto, Philly (Show #3-4)
    10 - Cleveland
    11 - Montreal, Toronto (x2), Ottawa
    13 - London (ON), Philly (x2)
    16 - QC - Ottawa

  • omoomo Posts: 6
    Maybe you need a "bit of fixin" on your ears, your brain and your annoying bitchin...

    Jose
  • TheRiotActTheRiotAct Posts: 131
    When something's dry, im gonna put a little lube on it.

    when something's old, im gonna put a little new on it.

    when something's wet, im gonna put a little dry on it.

    i could have written this song in 5 mins.
    "Close but no sitar." ~ EV
  • kb272930kb272930 Posts: 62
    I am at work just stunned . I will always love the band ,but I can't help but laugh when I listen to this song :lol:
    " If signals are crossed i'll put a little straightener on em " wtf is that? and that crazy bridge piano crap?
    I have to be honest if I heard this song and it was by anyone else I would shut it off immediately , but Pearl Jam I give them a pass and try to enjoy it . I hope this is some kind of inside joke towards Target or if you play it backwards it gives you Pearl Jam back again !
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,880
    Sawyer wrote:
    'When I have promiscuous sex...I'm gonna put a little condom on it'.......wait, did I say little?
    yeah
    yeah
    yeah............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • kb272930 wrote:
    I hope this is some kind of inside joke towards Target or if you play it backwards it gives you Pearl Jam back again !

    Good one. I love how people are saying this song will be great live. How so? Will the music really change? Are the lyrics going to suddenly become intelligent?

    I'm afraid they're actually going to add some "do-wop" singers.
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    mca47 wrote:
    DPrival78 wrote:
    Sawyer wrote:
    When something’s broke I wanna put a bit of fixin on it......yikes

    i wish eddie would've put a bit of fixin' on these lyrics.


    LOL!

    Seriously!

    I'm pretty sure Nickelback could have come up with better lyrics than that what's in the Fixer!

    Yikes!
    It is pretty corny, but it reminds me of Let My Love Open the Door.. of the new songs I've heard its definitely my least favorite, but its not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. It's purposely cheesy. Pearl Jam takes themselves too seriously most times, so we can let them slide on this one. :lol:


    It kind of reminds me of The Cure too.
  • phungi wrote:
    Isn't this about Harvey Keitel's character, Mr. White, in Reservoir Dogs?

    You have your QT movies mixed up. You need to "Fix it". :lol:

    You are thinking of Keitel's "The Wolf" from Pulp Fiction.
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