Ok so I just randomly got this message on Facebook messenger yesterday. No idea who this is or how he even found me. But tell me ladies, aren't you just ready to scream, "oh yes, take me now'!
Guess who? Again! This time he asks me "Are you married?"
"Uh no, but you are, for 5 years now. Or did you forget? So listen, I'm gonna do you a huge favor and let your wife know you forgot so she can remind you. You wouldn't want to forget your anniversary, would you?"
Ewwww. Now I need another shower.
I thought he was a random stranger, how did you find out he was married for 5 years? Is that on his profile?
I give him points for his follow up. Half of closing any deal is persistence.
Ok so I just randomly got this message on Facebook messenger yesterday. No idea who this is or how he even found me. But tell me ladies, aren't you just ready to scream, "oh yes, take me now'!
Guess who? Again! This time he asks me "Are you married?"
"Uh no, but you are, for 5 years now. Or did you forget? So listen, I'm gonna do you a huge favor and let your wife know you forgot so she can remind you. You wouldn't want to forget your anniversary, would you?"
Ewwww. Now I need another shower.
I thought he was a random stranger, how did you find out he was married for 5 years? Is that on his profile?
I give him points for his follow up. Half of closing any deal is persistence.
Dude, he is a total stranger! I still can't figure out any connection. But I know how to look on Facebook and scroll all the way down to find where his wife tagged him for their anniversary. Unless they're from certain parts I won't mention...it's a safe bet that the woman with the same last name, throwing him hearts and calling him her "love", is his wife. Or his sister. Sorry @lolobugg, I had to.
And this guy couldn't close this deal if I drank all the tequila in Mexico!
Ok so I just randomly got this message on Facebook messenger yesterday. No idea who this is or how he even found me. But tell me ladies, aren't you just ready to scream, "oh yes, take me now'!
Guess who? Again! This time he asks me "Are you married?"
"Uh no, but you are, for 5 years now. Or did you forget? So listen, I'm gonna do you a huge favor and let your wife know you forgot so she can remind you. You wouldn't want to forget your anniversary, would you?"
Ewwww. Now I need another shower.
Be careful. Next thing you know he'll be asking to touch your butt while you're in the shower.
Ok so I just randomly got this message on Facebook messenger yesterday. No idea who this is or how he even found me. But tell me ladies, aren't you just ready to scream, "oh yes, take me now'!
Guess who? Again! This time he asks me "Are you married?"
"Uh no, but you are, for 5 years now. Or did you forget? So listen, I'm gonna do you a huge favor and let your wife know you forgot so she can remind you. You wouldn't want to forget your anniversary, would you?"
Ewwww. Now I need another shower.
Be careful. Next thing you know he'll be asking to touch your butt while you're in the shower.
Thanks for that. I'll be sure to fill you in on the nightmares this creates. Now I need a hazmat shower.
Ok so I just randomly got this message on Facebook messenger yesterday. No idea who this is or how he even found me. But tell me ladies, aren't you just ready to scream, "oh yes, take me now'!
Guess who? Again! This time he asks me "Are you married?"
"Uh no, but you are, for 5 years now. Or did you forget? So listen, I'm gonna do you a huge favor and let your wife know you forgot so she can remind you. You wouldn't want to forget your anniversary, would you?"
Ewwww. Now I need another shower.
Be careful. Next thing you know he'll be asking to touch your butt while you're in the shower.
Thanks for that. I'll be sure to fill you in on the nightmares this creates. Now I need a hazmat shower.
Sorry for the nightmares, but the hazmat part had me rolling
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I give him points for his follow up. Half of closing any deal is persistence.
And this guy couldn't close this deal if I drank all the tequila in Mexico!
Be careful. Next thing you know he'll be asking to touch your butt while you're in the shower.
Doesn't work every time since 1998
(From a movie)
Thanks for that. I'll be sure to fill you in on the nightmares this creates.
Now I need a hazmat shower.