Worst (Best) Pick Up Lines

RogueStoner

We've all gotten the usuals...
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

What are some of the worst or best (if any exist) pick up lines you've heard or used?

dankind

"Got a little Irish in you?"
"How do like your eggs?"

RogueStoner

Oh I almost forgot!...
Your jeans must be made of mirrors...cuz I can see myself in them.  

Lizard

At the risk of being Boooed:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
(I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)

dankind

"I'd like to buy you a fish sandwich."

--The Ladies Man

dankind

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude?

Enkidu

Lizard said:

At the risk of being Boooed:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
(I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)

That's my favorite, too.  I've posted it here and I think I also stole it from 81.  Ha ha ha.  

HesCalledDyer

Nice legs! What time do they open?

HesCalledDyer

Are you a beaver, cuz DAAAAAAAAMN!

F Me In The Brain

I like that dress.  It would look even better crumpled on the floor next to my bed.

There are only 2 kinds of women -- ones that want to sleep with me, and liars.
Which are you?

Wanna fuck?

RogueStoner

Lizard said:

At the risk of being Boooed:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
(I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)

Hahaha! I've heard of that one. So creepy!!!

HesCalledDyer

Did you get that body from eating McDonald's? Cuz I'm lovin' it!

hedonist

F Me In The Brain said:

Wanna fuck?

And there ya go!

dankind

"Who's your friend?" (said to the female of the herd who is actually your target)

RogueStoner

Him: Wanna fuck?
Me: Sure, just waiting for a man to show up. 

dankind

"I'm gonna get you pregnant!"

--Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) in 30 Rock

RogueStoner

RUN!!!!!

ed243421

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

KC138045

Can I borrow you cell phone?  I need to call heaven and let them know they're missing one of their angels.

Wanna come over for pizza and a fuck?!?  What you don't like pizza?

RogueStoner

 These are great! 

The worst I've ever gotten went something like...
"Let's play dolls. I'll be Ken, you be Barbie, and I'll come in your box."

What a schmuck! 

F Me In The Brain

hedonist said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Wanna fuck?

And there ya go!

I love how he just sort of goes with it.  Why say no to Bridget Fonda?!

KC138045

You look just like my next girlfriend

pjhawks

never was a line guy but one night in a bar a girl walked by and i just blurted this out quickly without thinking and it actually worked.

"with my athletic ability and your looks our children are going to be amazing"

RogueStoner

^^^ How far did you get?

HesCalledDyer

Wanna come over tonight for breakfast in the morning?

pjhawks

RogueStoner said:

^^^ How far did you get?

had a great night and ended up dating for almost a year.  as we dated i used to laugh at her that the line actually worked. i think it started to get less amusing to her though.  oh well.

RogueStoner

pjhawks said:

RogueStoner said:

^^^ How far did you get?

had a great night and ended up dating for almost a year.  as we dated i used to laugh at her that the line actually worked. i think it started to get less amusing to her though.  oh well.

Not bad! That schmuck I mentioned above? I married him. So, you never know. Although, he didn't use that line when we first met or things would've ended very differently.

F Me In The Brain

Some variation of this was observed to work with unbelievably high percentages in bars in Los Angeles in the 90s. 
"Do you ski?" 
"Do you like fresh powder?" 
"You and your girlfriends want to go back to my place and go skiing?"
"Have you ever been to Columbia?"
"You know that song Casey Jones?"

Just say no, people.  Say no. 

Bentleyspop

Me:  you look a lot like the mother of my children
Her: how many kids do you have?
Me: none yet

Amongst the Ani

Tell Wob to go look back in his old PM's. I remember once upon a time him getting these mass sent to him. 

2-feign-reluctance

Never used any. Always suspicious of people that did. The lost art of just talking to people. That worked for me quite well