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Worst (Best) Pick Up Lines

RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
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We've all gotten the usuals...
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

What are some of the worst or best (if any exist) pick up lines you've heard or used?
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Got a little Irish in you?"
    "How do like your eggs?"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Oh I almost forgot!...
    Your jeans must be made of mirrors...cuz I can see myself in them.  
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,073
    At the risk of being Boooed:

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
    (I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "I'd like to buy you a fish sandwich."

    --The Ladies Man

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Lizard said:
    At the risk of being Boooed:

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
    (I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)
    That's my favorite, too.  I've posted it here and I think I also stole it from 81.  Ha ha ha.  
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,419
    Nice legs! What time do they open?
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,419
    Are you a beaver, cuz DAAAAAAAAMN!
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,635
    I like that dress.  It would look even better crumpled on the floor next to my bed.

    There are only 2 kinds of women -- ones that want to sleep with me, and liars.
    Which are you?

    Wanna fuck?

    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Lizard said:
    At the risk of being Boooed:

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
    (I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)
    Hahaha! I've heard of that one. So creepy!!!
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,419
    Did you get that body from eating McDonald's? Cuz I'm lovin' it!
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Wanna fuck?

    And there ya go!
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Who's your friend?" (said to the female of the herd who is actually your target)
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Him: Wanna fuck?
    Me: Sure, just waiting for a man to show up. 
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "I'm gonna get you pregnant!"

    --Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) in 30 Rock

    :rofl:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    RUN!!!!!
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,634
    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party
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    KC138045KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,715
    Can I borrow you cell phone?  I need to call heaven and let them know they're missing one of their angels.

    Wanna come over for pizza and a fuck?!?  What you don't like pizza?
    Columbus-2000
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    RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    :lol:  These are great! 

    The worst I've ever gotten went something like...
    "Let's play dolls. I'll be Ken, you be Barbie, and I'll come in your box."

    What a schmuck! 
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,635
    hedonist said:
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Wanna fuck?

    And there ya go!
    I love how he just sort of goes with it.  Why say no to Bridget Fonda?!

    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    KC138045KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,715
    You look just like my next girlfriend
    Columbus-2000
    Columbus-2003
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    Columbus-2010
    Wrigley-2013
    Cincinnati-2014
    Lexington-2016
    Wrigley 1 & 2-2018
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,207
    never was a line guy but one night in a bar a girl walked by and i just blurted this out quickly without thinking and it actually worked.

    "with my athletic ability and your looks our children are going to be amazing"
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    RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    ^^^ How far did you get?
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,419
    Wanna come over tonight for breakfast in the morning?
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,207
    RogueStoner said:
    ^^^ How far did you get?
    had a great night and ended up dating for almost a year.  as we dated i used to laugh at her that the line actually worked. i think it started to get less amusing to her though.  oh well.
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    RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    pjhawks said:
    RogueStoner said:
    ^^^ How far did you get?
    had a great night and ended up dating for almost a year.  as we dated i used to laugh at her that the line actually worked. i think it started to get less amusing to her though.  oh well.
    Not bad! That schmuck I mentioned above? I married him. So, you never know. Although, he didn't use that line when we first met or things would've ended very differently. :lol:
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,635
    Some variation of this was observed to work with unbelievably high percentages in bars in Los Angeles in the 90s. 
    "Do you ski?" 
    "Do you like fresh powder?" 
    "You and your girlfriends want to go back to my place and go skiing?"
    "Have you ever been to Columbia?"
    "You know that song Casey Jones?"

    Just say no, people.  Say no. 



    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,550
    Me:  you look a lot like the mother of my children
    Her: how many kids do you have?
    Me: none yet
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    Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Tell Wob to go look back in his old PM's. I remember once upon a time him getting these mass sent to him. 
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    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,143
    Never used any. Always suspicious of people that did. The lost art of just talking to people. That worked for me quite well :smiley:
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