Worst (Best) Pick Up Lines

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  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Not exactly a pick up line but this made me laugh...



  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438

    Clarence: So we'd both fuck Elvis. It's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it? Well, enough about the King, how 'bout you?

    Lucy: How 'bout me what?

    Clarence: How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?

    --True Romance

  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    I'd like to smurf all over you with my big, throbbing smurf.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Hi, my name is Wob. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Hi, my name is Wob. 
    Ding ding ding! I believe we have a winner!



    ;)
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Ok so I just randomly got this message on Facebook messenger yesterday. No idea who this is or how he even found me. But tell me ladies, aren't you just ready to scream, "oh yes, take me now'!



    :sick:
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,954
    "Can I touch you butt" is a pretty funny one. 
    I think I am going to say that to Mrs FMe tomorrow on our getaway weekend.  Think I will drop that while waiting to get on the plane. 

    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Can I touch you butt" is a pretty funny one. 
    I think I am going to say that to Mrs FMe tomorrow on our getaway weekend.  Think I will drop that while waiting to get on the plane. 

    Well at least you ask first.  And she knows you, so that's a plus.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,954
    RogueStoner said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Can I touch you butt" is a pretty funny one. 
    I think I am going to say that to Mrs FMe tomorrow on our getaway weekend.  Think I will drop that while waiting to get on the plane. 

    Well at least you ask first.  And she knows you, so that's a plus.
    Maybe I tell her I need to go to the bathroom right before we board, as she is standing in line & then I sneak up behind her and say it in a different voice. 
    I think this needs to happen.  I will laugh.  (And, that is what it is all about, right?!  :lol: )
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    F Me In The Brain said:
    RogueStoner said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Can I touch you butt" is a pretty funny one. 
    I think I am going to say that to Mrs FMe tomorrow on our getaway weekend.  Think I will drop that while waiting to get on the plane. 

    Well at least you ask first.  And she knows you, so that's a plus.
    Maybe I tell her I need to go to the bathroom right before we board, as she is standing in line & then I sneak up behind her and say it in a different voice. 
    I think this needs to happen.  I will laugh.  (And, that is what it is all about, right?!  :lol: )
    I found it is better to do this exact scenario but instead of asking in a different voice if you can grab her ass to just grab it so they think a stranger did. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,954
    Amongst the Ani said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    RogueStoner said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Can I touch you butt" is a pretty funny one. 
    I think I am going to say that to Mrs FMe tomorrow on our getaway weekend.  Think I will drop that while waiting to get on the plane. 

    Well at least you ask first.  And she knows you, so that's a plus.
    Maybe I tell her I need to go to the bathroom right before we board, as she is standing in line & then I sneak up behind her and say it in a different voice. 
    I think this needs to happen.  I will laugh.  (And, that is what it is all about, right?!  :lol: )
    I found it is better to do this exact scenario but instead of asking in a different voice if you can grab her ass to just grab it so they think a stranger did. 
    I have done things similar to this in the past.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • mace1229
    mace1229 Posts: 10,023
    Gently bump your shopping cart into a girl's. Quickly inspect her cart and say "I don't see any damage, but we should probably exchange information just in case."
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    mace1229 said:
    Gently bump your shopping cart into a girl's. Quickly inspect her cart and say "I don't see any damage, but we should probably exchange information just in case."

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    pass the mustard
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    The Juggler said:
    pass the mustard

  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    "I might not be the cutest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    mace1229 said:
    Gently bump your shopping cart into a girl's. Quickly inspect her cart and say "I don't see any damage, but we should probably exchange information just in case."
    Ooh, I like that!
    I keep telling my guy friends to do the old trick of looking confused in the produce section...how do I pick the best cantaloupe? Until one of my jackasses said, "And then I ask to squeeze her melons for comparison, right"? Sure, dear, do exactly that. You're looking a bit pale these days. That red hand print across your face will really do wonders for you.  I hope he likes blue, since that's the color his balls are gonna be for a loooong time. :weary: 
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:
    "I might not be the cutest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
    I forgot these were bad pickup lines, in which case, you nailed it (not her, though if it's closing time, that might work. Just make sure you've got your beer goggles on tight. :giggle:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    RogueStoner said:
    Ok so I just randomly got this message on Facebook messenger yesterday. No idea who this is or how he even found me. But tell me ladies, aren't you just ready to scream, "oh yes, take me now'!



    :sick:

    Guess who? Again!  This time he asks me "Are you married?"  

    "Uh no, but you are, for 5 years now. Or did you forget? So listen, I'm gonna do you a huge favor and let your wife know you forgot so she can remind you. You wouldn't want to forget your anniversary, would you?"

    Ewwww. Now I need another shower. 

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