HesCalledDyer said:While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:"I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."
While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:"I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."
HesCalledDyer said:In 11th grade history class we were posed with the question of favorite Presidents. Someone answered Woodrow Wilson. Teacher's response:"Ol' Woody pops up from time to time."
In 11th grade history class we were posed with the question of favorite Presidents. Someone answered Woodrow Wilson. Teacher's response:"Ol' Woody pops up from time to time."
RoleModelsinBlood31 said: fishface22 said:The wife wants a box. She normally wears a medium. I've heard some of the shirts run small though. Should I order her a medium or a large? Large. They run pretty small.
fishface22 said:The wife wants a box. She normally wears a medium. I've heard some of the shirts run small though. Should I order her a medium or a large?
The wife wants a box. She normally wears a medium. I've heard some of the shirts run small though. Should I order her a medium or a large?
Amongst the Ani said: Oops, I'm squirting. My wife while putting whip cream on strawberries.
whispering hands said: Yesterday my boss told me, "take that trash and stuff it in that box, just stuff it all in there."
northerndragon said: Yup, I just spent two hours on my knees cleaning that oily mess.Sometimes you just have that one awesome friend just keeps handing you the gold.
hauntingfamiliar said: "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
northerndragon said: It's big and hard do you want to touch it?BF talking about one of his toenails(both gross and funny).
RogueStoner said: hauntingfamiliar said: "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work. I never knew the shaking trick! They work better?
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-ND on whether she wants dinner. Or something else?
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
They run pretty small!
My wife while putting whip cream on strawberries.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
My wife talking about a salt shaker.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
There re are big holes everywhere.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Sometimes you just have that one awesome friend just keeps handing you the gold.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
My my wife while plating dinner.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
BF talking about one of his toenails(both gross and funny).
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Hubby: "No, thanks. I still have the salty, slimy taste in my mouth"
After he ordered oysters for dessert! (To test the myth he says).
I bet that's not the first time you heard that!
"It doesn't like my fingers, it only likes yours"
Later...
"It still won't take my fingers. Can I borrow yours?"
I would post what he was talking about but first I'll let you all wonder for a bit.
Me: you're an asshole
H: I'm an asshole but at least I'm not a dick
Me (a little too loudly): I see plenty of dick!
My poor neighbors!
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.