NO VAGINAS PLEASE.. IT OFFENDS ME

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  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    g under p wrote:
    :lol: this thread is making my sides hurt from the laughter. My kids come home with medical books that would put those books to shame. However, they know more about the male, female anatomy than most adults here in the states.
    I can't believe this will continue.

    Peace


    I agree completely, health class has really changed and its quite advanced. I'm proud of my school system.
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,801
    They are worried about this :? Syria is about to dropp all kinds of bombs on them ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    pussies.
    Excellent 8-)
  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,604
    We're still OK with boobs, right?
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,401
    mikalina wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaI27Crr1E


    This episode was hysterical....

    my first thought too, after jason p's comment :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    JimmyV wrote:
    We're still OK with boobs, right?


    and penises... lets not forget them. ;)8-)



    when the creation myth has man being made from dirt and woman from adams rib then the eradicating of vaginas from textbooks shouldn't be surprising.. it seems it was just a matter of time. who made us??? God did. how did we get here? we shot out of Gods finger.




    VAGINA!!!!!
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    Look out, liberated 60's... it's the mighty 10's VAGINA THREAD! :D

    (With guest appearances from boobs and penises. :) )
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    I'm thinking the world would end without vaginas .... just my opinion. :P
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    brianlux wrote:
    This begs the question: In anatomy text book photos, what are they going to put there?

    Some suggestions:

    -Digital fuzz
    -A swirling galaxy (or for really cosmic effect, a black hole!)
    -The all-seeing eye of knowledge
    -A four leaf clover (feelin' lucky?)
    -A turning spiral
    -And then there's always, last but not least, a fig leaf!

    the face of Jesus. :lol:
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  • Prince Of Dorkness
    Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
    I know JUST how they feel. :cry:

    those things scare me.
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    This begs the question: In anatomy text book photos, what are they going to put there?

    Some suggestions:

    -Digital fuzz
    -A swirling galaxy (or for really cosmic effect, a black hole!)
    -The all-seeing eye of knowledge
    -A four leaf clover (feelin' lucky?)
    -A turning spiral
    -And then there's always, last but not least, a fig leaf!

    the face of Jesus. :lol:

    OMG! :lol::lol::lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Prince Of Dorkness wrote:
    I know JUST how they feel. :cry:

    those things scare me.


    don't be scared prince.. they mean you no harm. ;)8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,424
    speaking as someone who has studied anatomy since high school and applies it to my professional life every day....i gotta say, the vagina is the most incredible structure in human anatomy. it is a puzzle that people need to figure out. myself and most of my guy friends refer to it as a "carnival", because if you know how to work it both you and the woman are in for a great time.

    if for no other reason than squelching knowledge, these men, and i say sexually deprived or sexually intimidated/inferior men, making these decisions on what is taught regarding sexual health, are idiots.

    one would think that any society would want it's male members to be able to please it's female members...because if everyone had great sex, there would be much less fighting in this world.

    the repression of sexual desires is one of the greatest barriers to peace...
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    speaking as someone who has studied anatomy since high school and applies it to my professional life every day....i gotta say, the vagina is the most incredible structure in human anatomy. it is a puzzle that people need to figure out. myself and most of my guy friends refer to it as a "carnival", because if you know how to work it both you and the woman are in for a great time.

    if for no other reason than squelching knowledge, these men, and i say sexually deprived or sexually intimidated/inferior men, making these decisions on what is taught regarding sexual health, are idiots.

    one would think that any society would want it's male members to be able to please it's female members...because if everyone had great sex, there would be much less fighting in this world.

    the repression of sexual desires is one of the greatest barriers to peace...

    You need to copyright that quote. :) it's true if more people were sexually pleasured there would possibly be less violence around the world.

    Peace
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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    Wow, I sincerely hope those students don't become gynecologists. :? That could be interesting.
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,424
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1-_Rzijr78
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1-_Rzijr78

    :o What he said! :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    brianlux wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1-_Rzijr78

    :o What he said! :lol:
    :lol::lol:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    speaking as someone who has studied anatomy since high school and applies it to my professional life every day....i gotta say, the vagina is the most incredible structure in human anatomy. it is a puzzle that people need to figure out. myself and most of my guy friends refer to it as a "carnival", because if you know how to work it both you and the woman are in for a great time.

    if for no other reason than squelching knowledge, these men, and i say sexually deprived or sexually intimidated/inferior men, making these decisions on what is taught regarding sexual health, are idiots.

    one would think that any society would want it's male members to be able to please it's female members...because if everyone had great sex, there would be much less fighting in this world.

    the repression of sexual desires is one of the greatest barriers to peace...

    Is it ironic that the first thing I think of when one mentions "carnival" is a bearded lady? :fp: :lol:

    That last line, as G under P said, is a great quote.
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,424
    g under p wrote:
    You need to copyright that quote. :) it's true if more people were sexually pleasured there would possibly be less violence around the world.

    Peace
    i should. but since i stated it publicly people are gonna beat me to it lol.

    and yes, i think repression of sexual urges leads to violence.

    as jackie moon says, everybody needs to love everybody :D
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