Billy is in class and the teachers says, does anybody have anything interesting that happened to them lately?? Billy raises his hand and tells the story:
"I was walking to school today and I saw a guy riding a bike with no seat, he hit a speed bump and the pole went right up his ASS!!!!"
the teachers corrects him: "Rectum, Billy."
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!!!!!""
BEST PUNCHLINE EVER!
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Billy is in class and the teachers says, does anybody have anything interesting that happened to them lately?? Billy raises his hand and tells the story:
"I was walking to school today and I saw a guy riding a bike with no seat, he hit a speed bump and the pole went right up his ASS!!!!"
the teachers corrects him: "Rectum, Billy."
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!!!!!""
BEST PUNCHLINE EVER!
dont even need the joke......just the punchline
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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...but I was crap...
.....Lance is still in prison....
Manchester 4/6/00
She bursts in and says, [thick Scottish accent]"Stop fuckin' aboot!"
Yep
Dis-assed-her!!!
(what a CATastrophe!!!)
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
(imagine the sound of two drums and a cymbal for added effects)
"Its a secret to everybody."
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
"I was walking to school today and I saw a guy riding a bike with no seat, he hit a speed bump and the pole went right up his ASS!!!!"
the teachers corrects him: "Rectum, Billy."
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!!!!!""
BEST PUNCHLINE EVER!
Fo' drizzle!
bahahahaa! That is cheesy and funny!
Good one Neil
Got a few more:
Q: Why is milk so fast?
A: Because it's pasteurised before you see it!!
Q: Why do mice have small ballls?
A: Cos not that many know how to dance.
Two nuns riding down a cobbled street on their bikes. One turns to the other and says 'I've never come this way before'
Q: What do you call a man with no arms & no legs sitting on a beach?
A: Matt
Did you hear about the nobel prize winning farmer?
He was outstanding in his field
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field
Thankyou! I'm here all week
the doc comes out with the results...
"well it looks like you have a cataract ma'am"
elderly asian woman:
"no no, i dwive a cutwas"
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
dont even need the joke......just the punchline
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