Stupid is as Stupid does

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,436
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.

    not surprised.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • AnnafalkAnnafalk SwedenPosts: 3,266
    One time I stood under a tree when I jumped and hit my head on a branch, I couldn't believe what just happened so I jumped and hit my head again...true story 
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 10,216
    Ha.  I know a guy who ate some chicken and got sick that night.  A few days later he ate the rest of the chicken from his fridge....and got sick again.
    Worst part?  He wanted to see if it was the chicken that made him ill.
    Rob
    Seattle

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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 9,736
    Wobbie said:
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.

    not surprised.
    I wasn’t surprised that my soiled skivvies looked just like you. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 9,235
    edited September 24
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.


    You can get that shit in gallon jugs now!
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 3,240
    Annafalk said:
    One time I stood under a tree when I jumped and hit my head on a branch, I couldn't believe what just happened so I jumped and hit my head again...true story 
    Magnificent. :clap:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Hell, AZPosts: 1,050
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.


    You can get that shit in gallon jugs now!
    Pun intended? :rofl:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 10,216
    I like how the hand is caressing the pickle (juice)

    Like a home shopping network commercial
    Rob
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 9,235
    I like how the hand is caressing the pickle (juice)

    Like a home shopping network commercial
    That was our intention! :lol:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 10,216
    Goal!
    Rob
    Seattle

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  • LizardLizard So CalPosts: 11,774
    Not me but still fitting to be in the STUPID IS thread....
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/model-goes-blind-tattooing-eyeball-164423959.html
    Is it over yet? #ITMFA
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,604
    dankind said:
    dankind said:
    I drank a jar of pickle juice and shit myself.
    That was a one time thing?
    Nah. I do it every Tuesday now for shits and pickles. 
    :rofl:
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,604
    It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

    I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

    I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

    me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
    bro: huh?
    me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
    bro: what are you talking about?
    me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
    (intense laughter then opens the door for me)
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,604
    It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

    I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

    I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

    me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
    bro: huh?
    me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
    bro: what are you talking about?
    me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
    (intense laughter then opens the door for me)
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,604
    Lizard said:
    Not me but still fitting to be in the STUPID IS thread....
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/model-goes-blind-tattooing-eyeball-164423959.html
    how fucking stupid can you be. 
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 9,736
    edited September 28
    OK, who's going to change his/her profile pic to this?

    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 18,263
    Oy, just the thought of that...from the idea of the tattooed ball itself, to that leaky nastiness, to BECOMING BLIND.

    :dizzy:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Hell, AZPosts: 1,050
    It was a hot summer evening. Our family didn't have air conditioning, so they put up the tent trailer in the driveway and this night, my older brother was sleeping in it. 

    I come home, LOADED. 2:30 AM. I can't get into the house. I go to the trailer to wake my brother up for help. I kept asking him for change as my loonie (Canadian one dollar coin) wasn't working. He kept asking me what the fuck I was talking about. 

    I was trying to put a loonie in the keyhole, and in my infinite wisdom, my one remaining brain cell thought I needed smaller change since the loonie wouldn't work. 

    me: Hey, bro, I need change for the door. 
    bro: huh?
    me: I NEED CHANGE. MY LOONIE DOESN'TWORKINTHEDOOOOOORRRRR......
    bro: what are you talking about?
    me: DO.....YOU.....HAF......CHANGE? I CAN'T GET IN THE HOUSHHHHHHHHH........MY LOONIE DOESSSN'T WORKTH.......
    (intense laughter then opens the door for me)
    :rofl:
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,113
    My brother and I were traveling to Canada from NJ to see PJ back in 06 I think??  Anyway we drove straight through to Buffalo, registered at a hotel right next to the Univ of Buffalo. I was so tired and delirious from the long drive, when we went to dinner, entering the restaurant, I turned and said "why is there a huge buffalo in the entrance to the restaurant? ". My brother often told me I should think before I speak . . .all the while getting a big kick out of my stupid-speak. 

    That's alright though, I have no problem laughing at myself. 
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  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Hell, AZPosts: 1,050
    So I'm playing Trivia Crack and the question is, "What is the capital of Arizona?"
    I get it wrong. I've only lived 20 minutes from Phoenix for 14 years. :whistle:
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,604
    I'm at a GNR show in 2006. I see the tour poster at the merch table, and ask my friends "why does the writing on the poster look like an Asian font?". 

    it was the chinese democracy tour. 
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 10,216
    Just went to take my clothes out of the dryer because it had been an hour since I out th m in.


    I never turned on the dryer.
    Rob
    Seattle

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