How Do You Pee?

KC138045KC138045 Columbus, OHPosts: 1,650
edited June 6 in All Encompassing Trip
We had this discussion at work and I seem to be in the minority so I thought I would post a poll to see how all you use the facility's.  Simple question.  Guys when you use the bathroom do you use the fly or do you unbuckle and whip it out?

I believe in the fly
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How Do You Pee? 16 votes

Fly
56%
lolobuggHesCalledDyerKC138045dankindGern BlanstenJK_LivinseanwonHughFreakingDillonehbacon 9 votes
No Fly
43%
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  • KC138045KC138045 Columbus, OHPosts: 1,650
    Fly
    Why in hell would someone drop their drawers just to take a leak?
    I didn't mean that in a literal sense.  Basically unbuckle and unzip.
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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,128
    No option for sitting down?
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    edited June 6
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
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  • dankinddankind Everybody knows this is nowherePosts: 8,832
    Fly
    PJ_Soul said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
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  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 3,050
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 7,858
    well i use both methods at times.  generally i use the fly but sometimes at work I want to retuck my shirt so I will do the full undoing to get a good tight retuck of a shirt.  that is the only reason i see for doing the full undone though.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 740
    I call bulls**t on both options! I know damn well y'all drop trou and spray it like you're putting out a 5-alarm fire! 
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 1,402
    No Fly
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
    Heh heh, yeah, it's like an old fashioned pee party at my place, besides the standing part, of course. :joy:


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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    Malroth said:
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    There are people who do that?!
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  • amethgr8amethgr8 Posts: 486
    sitting down is supposed to empty the bladder better than standing.  just saying.

    I sit down.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 21,868
    I worked with a guy whose wife let it slip that she required him to sit.....dude never heard the end of it.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 21,868
    PJ_Soul said:
    Malroth said:
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    There are people who do that?!
    wipe or stand up?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    Wobbie said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    Malroth said:
     This brings up another great question:  Do you stand up to wipe?
    There are people who do that?!
    wipe or stand up?
    Eww, lol. Stand up to wipe. I never heard of that - doesn't make much sense!
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 8,398
    No Fly
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    rgambs said:
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
    Good for you rgambs. Way to be a courteous pee-er.
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 8,398
    No Fly
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.

    I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action.
    I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom.
    It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs.
    I pee outside as much as I pee inside.
    Sometimes on a tree.  Sometimes off the deck.
    Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
    Good for you rgambs. Way to be a courteous pee-er.
    I have a friend who has serious PSI, he can pee over his own head.
    I hope he sits when he's a guest somewhere.
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  • KC138045KC138045 Columbus, OHPosts: 1,650
    edited June 7
    Fly

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 8,398
    No Fly
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 8,313
    Fly
    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 17,660
    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
    Well fuckers!
    =)

    I like this courteous approach as well as that of gambs.
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    edited June 7
    If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand.  But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up.  100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
    Yes, that's the other polite option! ... Maybe look for the bathroom spray cleaner under the sink while you're at it, haha. ;)
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  • dankinddankind Everybody knows this is nowherePosts: 8,832
    edited June 7
    Fly
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


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  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 17,660
    DK knows of which he speaks.

    Has no one mentioned the infamous Wob-peeing-in-a-bush incident?
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 10,367
    PJ_Soul said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
    Heh heh, yeah, it's like an old fashioned pee party at my place, besides the standing part, of course. :joy:


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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 35,558
    PJ_Soul said:
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    No option for sitting down?
    Yes, for the women, that would be nice, and also for those fine fellows who are polite enough to sit in someone's own private home washroom, in order to avoid splashing. I've only met European men who do this, but I really appreciate it!! I wish North American men would be that courteous! I'm pretty sick of cleaning up their pee. :angry:
    A lot of dudes peeing at your house these days, PJ_Soul?

    Aside from the cleanup, it sounds like things are going quite well for you. 
    Heh heh, yeah, it's like an old fashioned pee party at my place, besides the standing part, of course. :joy:


    Name change for you.
    PJ_Golden Showers 

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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 7,375
    Like Wob with a bloody gash.
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  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,392
    No Fly
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    rgambs said:
    KC138045 said:

    I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol

    It does bother me when people don't flush.  Especially in public.
    It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
    Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
    Beer makes me poop. Can I come over? :lol:

    Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?

    I can help with this.

    For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.

    Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.

    All of the above has been well documented by my sources.


    Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others.
    Pigs can be too fat to shit. 
    Fuckus rules all
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