I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol
It does bother me when people don't flush. Especially in public.
It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
Beer makes me poop. Can I come over?
Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?
I can help with this.
For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.
Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.
All of the above has been well documented by my sources.
If someone left skid marks on my toilet I'd call them out for it and present them with a toilet brush!
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No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.
I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action. I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom. It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs. I pee outside as much as I pee inside. Sometimes on a tree. Sometimes off the deck. Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
same here. peeing inside sucks. believe this, i'm reprimanded quiet regularly. i grew up in rural nowhere iowa... i pee outside. if it is -13f / -25c degrees i still prefer outdoors. mostly folks are just happy i'm nice
I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol
It does bother me when people don't flush. Especially in public.
It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
Beer makes me poop. Can I come over?
Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?
I can help with this.
For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.
Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.
All of the above has been well documented by my sources.
Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others. Pigs can be too fat to shit.
when a guest ask if you may go outside. i do it nearly every time. wanna get dumped by a brand new g/f? pee off her backyard deck & split some firewood in your underwear in the rain... same day, same hour & good for all
At work, I play a game and start pissing with my back against the wall across from the urinal, walking it up as my stream gets weaker. It's fun to be a dude sometimes.
Those no-flush urinals with the bees are good for this game, too, but the other IKEA shoppers look at me funny when I try it there. People can be real killjoys. We need to replace our urinals at work. I'm starting a petition!
If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand. But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up. 100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
I'm the exact opposite. I like to leave a few drops hidden away in the bathroom somewhere. Like a dog marking its territory.
When I'm out at a bar I like to soak the wall next to the urinal or the stall next door. Just to keep them honest and to stay on top of the the next days cleaning.
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No fly, that's a zipper drag/snag just waiting to happen.
I always sit when I am a guest, it's the only courteous course of action. I sit at home most of the time as well, because I clean the bathroom. It takes nearly twice as long to pee sitting because of constriction by the thighs. I pee outside as much as I pee inside. Sometimes on a tree. Sometimes off the deck. Usually into a bucket so I can use it as fert.
same here. peeing inside sucks. believe this, i'm reprimanded quiet regularly. i grew up in rural nowhere iowa... i pee outside. if it is -13f / -25c degrees i still prefer outdoors. mostly folks are just happy i'm nice
Ah Chadwick welcome to the thread! With your presence I feel comfortable enough to divulge that I actually go outside to pee nearly every day. Not just peeing outside when I'm outside. I do it at night to look at the stars and moon. I do it in the day when there's a nice breeze. I'm not allowed to have my piss bucket in the house so when it's time to fert the fruit I have to drain the vein out in the rain.
I just did 200 squats on my front porch in my unders only. A sedan drove by and I waved, you have to be polite.
If I'm a guest in someone's house, I still stand. But if I get any on the seat (or floor, god forbid) I clean it up. 100% of the houses I've ever been in have toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet, so there's no excuse not to be courteous and clean up after yourself.
I'm the exact opposite. I like to leave a few drops hidden away in the bathroom somewhere. Like a dog marking its territory.
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I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol
It does bother me when people don't flush. Especially in public.
It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
Beer makes me poop. Can I come over?
Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?
I can help with this.
For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.
Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.
All of the above has been well documented by my sources.
Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others. Pigs can be too fat to shit.
That whole exchange is gold. Bretts like to use the guest restroom -- just the one that might be considered the 'nicest' guest restroom. (At least this Brett does!)
I dont understand how you do not use the zipper unless the clothing does not have a zipper. I almost always unbuckle, open top button, open zipper, take care of business. Not sure if that makes me a Zipper or No Zipper person. This is an odd question amongst the many odd questions on a shelf.
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As to peeing outside? Being raised in VT this is also a pleasing activity. When in any environment where it is even remotely acceptable (and some where is it not, to be sure) I will pee outside. When I go outside to have a smoke during drinking sessions in my man cave? I pee in my yard. My wife does not know this or I would be reprimanded. (put it on the list) As to Zipper question, when I pee in places it is frowned upon I am for sure only using zipper (no belt/button care taken) as I am less about control and more about quick getaway/deniability should things go south.
I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol
It does bother me when people don't flush. Especially in public.
It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
Beer makes me poop. Can I come over?
Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?
I can help with this.
For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.
Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.
All of the above has been well documented by my sources.
Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others. Pigs can be too fat to shit.
That whole exchange is gold. Bretts like to use the guest restroom -- just the one that might be considered the 'nicest' guest restroom. (At least this Brett does!)
I dont understand how you do not use the zipper unless the clothing does not have a zipper. I almost always unbuckle, open top button, open zipper, take care of business. Not sure if that makes me a Zipper or No Zipper person. This is an odd question amongst the many odd questions on a shelf.
I was referring to the built in fly in most men's underwear. Obviously you have to unzip either way. I unzip and use the fly. Others unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, and the pull the underwear down instead of using the fly.
I work for a large clothing retailer so that is how the topic came up.
I don't know who you people are having over to your homes but I've never had a guest piss all over the bathroom lol
It does bother me when people don't flush. Especially in public.
It's not like it needs hosed down, but there are always splashes and drips.
Exactly. There are ALWAYS little drips and drops of it around the rim when men visit, from plain old splash back I think, and the more alcohol there is, the worse the problem gets, lol. And if there are splashes on the rim, then I'm betting there are sometimes drops on the floor too. It's gross. Just sit down guys. I'd do anything to be able to pee standing up in public washrooms, but there is no reason for it in someone's home.
Beer makes me poop. Can I come over?
Seriously, though, you get any guests leaving skid marks on the commode over at your place, PJ_Soul?
I can help with this.
For starters, don't invite anyone over named Lou. They're notorious for this sort of thing. I hear it's from all the sauce.
Oh, and Chads leave upper deckers. Jeremys at least have the common courtesy to down a few healthy swigs of Immodium AssDam before they partake in any libations, so you don't need to worry about them.
All of the above has been well documented by my sources.
Bretts also don't like to use the guest restroom and will instead try to use others. Pigs can be too fat to shit.
That whole exchange is gold. Bretts like to use the guest restroom -- just the one that might be considered the 'nicest' guest restroom. (At least this Brett does!)
I dont understand how you do not use the zipper unless the clothing does not have a zipper. I almost always unbuckle, open top button, open zipper, take care of business. Not sure if that makes me a Zipper or No Zipper person. This is an odd question amongst the many odd questions on a shelf.
I was referring to the built in fly in most men's underwear. Obviously you have to unzip either way. I unzip and use the fly. Others unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, and the pull the underwear down instead of using the fly.
I work for a large clothing retailer so that is how the topic came up.
Boxer-briefs, pull down the front top enough to flip it out.
My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
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My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
Takes after his dad I see.
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My son's first foray into the joys of peeing outside didn't go so well. We were hiking our way down Cadillac Mountain, and he had to go. We found a spot a bit off the trail where he proceeded to piss all over his pants. Little dude still drops trou all the way down to the ankles. He pissed right into the bowl that doing so makes. Thankfully, we had change of clothes and wipes with us when we got back to the car, but he had to finish the hike with pissypants.
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Those no-flush urinals with the bees are good for this game, too, but the other IKEA shoppers look at me funny when I try it there. People can be real killjoys. We need to replace our urinals at work. I'm starting a petition!
I'm the exact opposite. I like to leave a few drops hidden away in the bathroom somewhere. Like a dog marking its territory.
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
I do it at night to look at the stars and moon.
I do it in the day when there's a nice breeze.
I'm not allowed to have my piss bucket in the house so when it's time to fert the fruit I have to drain the vein out in the rain.
I just did 200 squats on my front porch in my unders only.
A sedan drove by and I waved, you have to be polite.
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Bretts like to use the guest restroom -- just the one that might be considered the 'nicest' guest restroom. (At least this Brett does!)
I dont understand how you do not use the zipper unless the clothing does not have a zipper.
I almost always unbuckle, open top button, open zipper, take care of business.
Not sure if that makes me a Zipper or No Zipper person.
This is an odd question amongst the many odd questions on a shelf.
When in any environment where it is even remotely acceptable (and some where is it not, to be sure) I will pee outside.
When I go outside to have a smoke during drinking sessions in my man cave? I pee in my yard.
My wife does not know this or I would be reprimanded. (put it on the list)
As to Zipper question, when I pee in places it is frowned upon I am for sure only using zipper (no belt/button care taken) as I am less about control and more about quick getaway/deniability should things go south.
I work for a large clothing retailer so that is how the topic came up.
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